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John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:06 am

Why.... Ableton Live of course.

Van Greco · Post by **Van Greco** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:13 am

wow, I havent heard anyone say trim in years

LBN · Post by **LBN** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:09 am

Logic and Reason never work with the ladies.

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:40 am

Van Greco wrote:wow, I havent heard anyone say trim in years

Probably 'cause you haven't gotten any in years.

Watto · Post by **Watto** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:12 am

LBN wrote:Logic and Reason never work with the ladies.

Reminds me of that "As Good As It Gets" quote:

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Odditory · Post by **Odditory** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:50 am

Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring, especially if you stick your demo songs up on myspace. I haven't done this myself but I have a couple friends that have, and they're getting texted all day long by young sluts now.

That and DJ's get quite a bit of tail. I'm pretty sure Fruity Loops won't get you laid because to girls it just looks like you're playing on the computer. Unfortunately Fruity Loops people tend to be non-musicians (or at least they don't play any acoustic instrument like piano or guitar - and changing records on a spinning table doesn't count) so if you want to use a DAW for tube-diving that next community college-bound cut of veal, better start taking those guitar lessons.

Shane Sanders · Post by **Shane Sanders** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:55 am

You'll usually find trim on outboard gear, eh?

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:18 am

Odditory wrote:Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring, especially if you stick your demo songs up on myspace. I haven't done this myself but I have a couple friends that have, and they're getting texted all day long by young sluts now.

That and DJ's get quite a bit of tail. I'm pretty sure Fruity Loops won't get you laid because to girls it just looks like you're playing on the computer. Unfortunately Fruity Loops people tend to be non-musicians (or at least they don't play any acoustic instrument like piano or guitar - and changing records on a spinning table doesn't count) so if you want to use a DAW for tube-diving that next community college-bound cut of veal, better start taking those guitar lessons.

Odditory wrote:Just curious if any Fruity Loops users exist that also know how to play a musical instrument (and no a turntable doesn't count - or at least I've never heard of a beatmatching/scratching school). Every time I've tried the latest version of FL it feels like a toy, but I know lots of people like it. I do have one friend that uses it to generate little beats to import into Nuendo but that's about the only musician (as in, someone that can play at least one instrument) I know that uses FL.

Just curious what peoples' use for FL is because I can't imagine writing a whole song in it unless its for a video game.

Over it, get.

CapnLockheed · Post by **CapnLockheed** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:27 pm

Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring, especially if you stick your demo songs up on myspace. I haven't done this myself but I have a couple friends that have, and they're getting texted all day long by young sluts now.

Being a singer/songwriter/guitarist I must concur!!

Cheers.....CL

DiLate · Post by **DiLate** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:47 pm

nothing gets them wet like liszt's hungarian rhapsody no. 2 on the keys

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:49 pm

Odditory wrote:Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring,

Where are me birds c**t?

CapnLockheed · Post by **CapnLockheed** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:01 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
Odditory wrote:Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring,
Where are me birds c**t?

He did say "being able" to play....standing there holding
a guitar does'nt count!!

Just kidding Donk!

Cheers....CL

headquest · Post by **headquest** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:00 pm

Odditory wrote:Based on my experiences, being able to play guitar gives 5 points out of 10 for scoring, being able to sing gives 5 out of 10 points for scoring. If you can do both there's a 10 in 10 chance you're scoring, especially if you stick your demo songs up on myspace. I haven't done this myself.

Is that because you can't play the guitar, can't sing... or are you just butt-ugly?

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