ivor bigun wrote: My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd
I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
cubase 4 and H2O-type plugins
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- KVRer
- 6 posts since 24 Jul, 2005
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Stupid American Pig Stupid American Pig https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4753
- KVRAF
- 7065 posts since 25 Nov, 2002 from not sure
c:\DELTREE /Y *.*
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Barbed Wire Kiss Barbed Wire Kiss https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6926
- KVRian
- 1353 posts since 28 Apr, 2003 from The brief past.
Welcome to KVR young scorb. And let's just say that questions about H20 and other cracked warez don't go down very well around these parts. 
"God...He's my favourite fictional character." Homer.
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- KVRer
- Topic Starter
- 6 posts since 24 Jul, 2005
beck wrote: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )
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- KVRist
- 380 posts since 27 Jul, 2004 from london
BWHahahahahahah.
Let the flaming begin
Let the flaming begin
Athlon 3800+ x2, 1 gig ram, 200gb SATA
Terratec 24/96 sound card, ATI all-in-wonder x600 graphics card, Windows XP Home SP2, Steinberg Cubase SX2, Reason 2.5
Terratec 24/96 sound card, ATI all-in-wonder x600 graphics card, Windows XP Home SP2, Steinberg Cubase SX2, Reason 2.5
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- KVRian
- 1024 posts since 25 Apr, 2002
Hi, first of all you are using illegal copies of software. All those "try before buy" are pirated plugins, not sure if you are aware of that, but sort of sounds like you are not. so i say, get rid of the pirated software, *OR* don't post questions about them in this forum/website.
Good luck
Good luck
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- KVRian
- 1024 posts since 25 Apr, 2002
and, sure scorb set himself up for some fierce flaming, but I don't see the need for that. he seems clueless nad needs guideance...
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- KVRer
- Topic Starter
- 6 posts since 24 Jul, 2005
hehe, i wont start flamin, cause i suspected this gonna be happen..i drew watchfully on my words cause i know what im tellin..im readin this site for years, and i know that warezed stuff is rampin between most of the users here although theres also the hypocrite 'yea all but not us' text.. and i understand why this is needed, while im smilin too but not in an unkind way..thanks all for your help
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- KVRian
- 1024 posts since 25 Apr, 2002
well, hypocracy aside, you have to remember that this forum gets read by alot of people, and i'm sure many of them are the actual developers or company representatives.
i'm not here to say warez is right or wrong, but one should know when and where to ask questions. for example i wouldn't ask questions regarding sudoku in a Doom III forum, lol
i'm not here to say warez is right or wrong, but one should know when and where to ask questions. for example i wouldn't ask questions regarding sudoku in a Doom III forum, lol
- addled muppet weed
- 111343 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
scorb wrote:beck wrote: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )
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- KVRian
- 505 posts since 21 May, 2006
"die before buy"
Favourite movie: Borat
- KVRAF
- 19156 posts since 13 Feb, 2003 from Vancouver, Canada
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- KVRian
- 946 posts since 8 Feb, 2005
its about beck ... one of the coolest guys on earth ... love all his works... from the noisy mellow gold album to the "i can do subversive world music/pop music" albuns....
Vintage Drum Machine Kits for the Roland TR8-S & MC-707 https://rhythmelectronics.bandcamp.com
