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laputa_sync · Post by **laputa_sync** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:57 pm

Stupid American Pig wrote:
keyman_sam wrote:Well, take a little of graintable synthesis and wavetable synthesis and you get vegetable synthesis. TADA!:hihi:
McDonalds?

Tarnce Burger?

olepro · Post by **olepro** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:02 pm

6 6 6 wrote:No,no... soundfonts are AWESOME, as long as there written by people who know what there doing!!

For real now, I admit, I feel I am , myself, one of the best creators of this type
around!
But I come from MANY years of experience, (even back when the first editor was called
'Preditor') and you could ONLY create a soundfont that was 645 kb !!! No shit now!!

Unfortunately, this format has gotten a bad rap from gamer shit, and other so-called
font creators, (ie: scuh as fools , who try to create a font of a Grand Piano, or maybe
drum sets....) WITHOUT ever really knowing how to play these instruments, or let alone,
Have EVER heard a REAL Grand Piano, or Sat behind a real drumset.
Come on, you know the kind, nab a few samples from the internet, then throw them to
key assignments, and yeah..... there ya go, Another so-called font writer...."NOT!!"

Ive worked my ass off to know and learn (as a studio engineer), and also a seasoned pro
musician, playing several instrument at a pro level. And to 'hear' or Play, or even
create a REAL SOUNDFONT, takes ALL OF THE ABOVE. not some bonehead in his Bedroom with
a PC, using some shitty samples , stolen from somewhere, or hell, even if he-she did
creat them, NOT knowing anything about Engineering or sampleing these wav files
correctly.... whew, or even , getting the Layering proper... ya know, the list goes on
and on!!

Many here, now, and thru the years, have used my soundfonts, (some without even knowing)!!

theres two writers of this fantastic format, and that would be 'Sonic Implant' and Myself!!

Thats it, PERIOD!!!

all the others, are what cause these kind of unknowledgable post to be made.

sorry, but all is true.

6 6 6

That's the most dickheaded iv'e heard for a long time !!

laputa_sync · Post by **laputa_sync** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:05 pm

why large sfonts are gut, here's why

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:11 pm

laputa_sync wrote:why large sfonts are gut, here's why

kill the trolls!

:hihi;

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:12 pm

laputa_sync wrote:why large sfonts are gut, here's why

Incomplete sentences are hardly justification for the behemoth soundfont.

fandango · Post by **fandango** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:12 pm

laputa_sync: Is that Bill Bailey?

(one of my favourite comedians... kinda recognise his voice)

[EDIT -

Okay, there's a "bill" in the URL... ]

laputa_sync · Post by **laputa_sync** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 pm

ouroboros wrote:
laputa_sync wrote:why large sfonts are gut, here's why
Incomplete sentences are hardly justification for the behemoth soundfont.

sorry it wont ha....

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:22 pm

ocmtime · Post by **ocmtime** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm

laputa_sync wrote:
ouroboros wrote:
laputa_sync wrote:why large sfonts are gut, here's why
Incomplete sentences are hardly justification for the behemoth soundfont.
sorry it wont ha....

is bewild12.mp3 made with soundfonts?

birrbits · Post by **birrbits** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:06 pm

all your soundfonts are belong to us

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:09 pm

I just read 666s post, another fantastic study of moronosity.

jupiter8 · Post by **jupiter8** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:18 pm

Stupid American Pig wrote:I just read 666s post, another fantastic study of moronosity.

ocmtime · Post by **ocmtime** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:41 pm

just tryed pro tools tonight .it rocks. I have the win98le version .It rocks. I recomend it to every serous musician.I finished two of my songs with it.

Vonbrucken · Post by **Vonbrucken** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:48 pm

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:55 pm

Did I mention i would stick one in that 16 year old girl? Sexually?

Whoops wrong thread

large sfonts are stupid here's why