I'm sure there's a good punchline in there somewhere, but darned if I can find it. So I figured I'd just put it out there and see what y'all came up with.
Cheers
-B
Squids good fortune
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- KVRAF
- 6272 posts since 25 Mar, 2004
At a Chinese restaurant last night, my fortune cookie told me that the Chinese word for "Squid" is "you-yu."
I'm sure there's a good punchline in there somewhere, but darned if I can find it. So I figured I'd just put it out there and see what y'all came up with.
Cheers
-B
I'm sure there's a good punchline in there somewhere, but darned if I can find it. So I figured I'd just put it out there and see what y'all came up with.
Cheers
-B
Berfab
So many plugins, so little time...
So many plugins, so little time...
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Reverend Rhythm Reverend Rhythm https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6041
- KVRAF
- 2859 posts since 21 Feb, 2003 from Woodstock, GA USA
What is the Robert De Niro quote in "Analize This?"
"You, you, you, you're good!"
"You, you, you, you're good!"
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- Mod-ulator
- 2895 posts since 31 Oct, 2000 from "Where I'm to, There I'll be"
BERFAB wrote:At a Chinese restaurant last night, my fortune cookie told me that the Chinese word for "Squid" is "you-yu."
I'm sure there's a good punchline in there somewhere, but darned if I can find it. So I figured I'd just put it out there and see what y'all came up with.
Cheers
-B
What do you get if you tie a string around a squid and throw it off a tall building?
A You-Yu
As the squid is kinda rubbery to start, it will bounce back up... just like a real yo-yo
I'm outta here
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Reverend Rhythm Reverend Rhythm https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6041
- KVRAF
- 2859 posts since 21 Feb, 2003 from Woodstock, GA USA
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- KVRian
- 1157 posts since 1 Apr, 2003 from Good old Germany
ahahahahahahahahaha 
in spanish squid is "sepia", which also sounds nice.
tele
in spanish squid is "sepia", which also sounds nice.
tele
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- KVRian
- 756 posts since 18 Oct, 2002 from HelgeG
i am very sorry, but i googled "squid good fortune", and what came up (from a nasa site no less) does not bode well for our tentacled friend:
"Making sure that they had everything, Mike and Clyde wheeled the cart containing all the cameras, dissecting tools and waterproof clothing (boots, gloves and aprons) along the path by Evans Bay to the lab where the squid was thawing. The first thing that they needed to do after making sure that the squid was defrosted enough to easily reposition without doing any damage to it, was to gently unfold the squid and begin to arrange it in a more "natural" position. In order to fit into the ship's freezer, the squid's arms had been folded back along the mantle, bending the head in the process. With great care, they were able to extend the arms until the squid very nearly filled the entire length of the dissection table."
i am getting a serious x-files vibe here
"Making sure that they had everything, Mike and Clyde wheeled the cart containing all the cameras, dissecting tools and waterproof clothing (boots, gloves and aprons) along the path by Evans Bay to the lab where the squid was thawing. The first thing that they needed to do after making sure that the squid was defrosted enough to easily reposition without doing any damage to it, was to gently unfold the squid and begin to arrange it in a more "natural" position. In order to fit into the ship's freezer, the squid's arms had been folded back along the mantle, bending the head in the process. With great care, they were able to extend the arms until the squid very nearly filled the entire length of the dissection table."
i am getting a serious x-files vibe here
helge
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
E E CUMMINGS
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
E E CUMMINGS
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- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 6272 posts since 25 Mar, 2004
So THAT'S where Squids has been lately...HelgeG wrote:i am very sorry, but i googled "squid good fortune", and what came up (from a nasa site no less) does not bode well for our tentacled friend:
"Making sure that they had everything, Mike and Clyde wheeled the cart containing all the cameras, dissecting tools and waterproof clothing (boots, gloves and aprons) along the path by Evans Bay to the lab where the squid was thawing. The first thing that they needed to do after making sure that the squid was defrosted enough to easily reposition without doing any damage to it, was to gently unfold the squid and begin to arrange it in a more "natural" position. In order to fit into the ship's freezer, the squid's arms had been folded back along the mantle, bending the head in the process. With great care, they were able to extend the arms until the squid very nearly filled the entire length of the dissection table."
i am getting a serious x-files vibe here
Berfab
So many plugins, so little time...
So many plugins, so little time...
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- KVRAF
- 2327 posts since 13 Apr, 2004 from Vancouver, Canada
Here:telebunke wrote:ahahahahahahahahaha
in spanish squid is "sepia", which also sounds nice.
tele
A 'sepia' sepia.... eh get it? sepia sep... bahhh... forget it.
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- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 6272 posts since 25 Mar, 2004
"Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true."Meffy wrote:So what was on the fortune side of the fortune cookie slip?
"Lucky Numbers: 8, 28, 19, 41, 5, 37"
-B
Berfab
So many plugins, so little time...
So many plugins, so little time...
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- Skunk Mod
- 21249 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture
Hmm... yes, it passes the "in bed" test. Thank you!
*runs off to buy lottery tickets*
*runs back really really fast, soaking wet, fur steaming from near lightning strikes*
Okay, not so lucky after all. =@.@=
*runs off to buy lottery tickets*
*runs back really really fast, soaking wet, fur steaming from near lightning strikes*
Okay, not so lucky after all. =@.@=
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- KVRian
- 1157 posts since 1 Apr, 2003 from Good old Germany
guess I don't get it. But you can enlighten me if you like to.advaya wrote:Here:telebunke wrote:ahahahahahahahahaha
in spanish squid is "sepia", which also sounds nice.
tele
A 'sepia' sepia.... eh get it? sepia sep... bahhh... forget it.
tele
Listen to me at soundcklick:
www.soundclick.com/wewritesongs
www.soundclick.com/wewritesongs
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- KVRAF
- 2327 posts since 13 Apr, 2004 from Vancouver, Canada
It's a photoshop thing...
I guess I didn't use the sepia effect quite enough.
http://www.photoshopsupport.com/tutoria ... -tone.html
I guess I didn't use the sepia effect quite enough.
http://www.photoshopsupport.com/tutoria ... -tone.html
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- Sonic Reality Head Chef
- 8566 posts since 11 Mar, 2002 from Florida
There's record-breaking Giant Squid catching going on here in Southern California. I may go fishing this weekend. I am totally serious. I've caught Giant Squid before (takes one to know one). Calamari! Although they really COULD be aliens and that wouldn't be cool. The Squid planet'd be PISSED!