KVR Audio

kp · Post by kp » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:11 am

Do you think we'll see Emulator Emulators coming out once we're all on 64 bit CPUs?

mkdr · Post by **mkdr** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:23 am

disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway

Yes i agree

Also a punch in the face for people who created the mixing engines on those sequencers/editors.

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:29 am

mkdr wrote:
disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway
Yes i agree
Also a punch in the face for people who created the mixing engines on those sequencers/editors.

Tell us how it could be done better in hardware. I'm up for a laugh.

duncanparsons · Post by **duncanparsons** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:43 am

mkdr wrote:
disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway
Yes i agree
Also a punch in the face for people who created the mixing engines on those sequencers/editors.

So long as there's a punch out as well, plus a loop record with option to stack hits would be useful

Psy-T · Post by **Psy-T** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:11 pm

feature request: a pricetag of $500 at the very least.
don't forget to protect it using a combination of synchrosoft, ilok, and challenge/response!

Zaphod (giancarlo) · Post by **Zaphod (giancarlo)** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:32 pm

what a stupid idea.
It should simply emulate them keeping busy all the usb ports and hubs and polling all the time.
I suggest to disable also the left button of mouse for a better protection. So you can't click on eMule shortcut any more once you installed the demo.

GreyLion · Post by **GreyLion** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:01 pm

Speaking of which, I just found a Paradox crack of this on Kazaa.

The crack loads and runs faster.....

DuX · Post by **DuX** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:50 pm

aMUSEd. Funny, but also very true. [and I'm too late with the response]

Liquidclear · Post by **Liquidclear** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:24 pm

So how integrating or doing a standalone Dongle Emulator? I suggested this back in '06 on during the dongle-thread fest.

skank · Post by **skank** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:34 pm

mkdr wrote:
disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway

+1

absolute hysterics

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:47 pm

Lagrange wrote:
vurt wrote:
Reverse Engineer wrote:Where's the FLStudio emulation?

its for fl users to emulate a more real not toy type host.
OHHH DAYUM NO HE DIDNT!!

L

what now? spelling mistakes? grammar?

Andywanders · Post by **Andywanders** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:16 am

duncanparsons wrote:Andy, when will the next iteration of HoStimulator be available?

"HoStimulator has been around for centuries...

mkdr · Post by **mkdr** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:02 pm

nuffink wrote:
mkdr wrote:
disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway
Yes i agree
Also a punch in the face for people who created the mixing engines on those sequencers/editors.
Tell us how it could be done better in hardware. I'm up for a laugh.

That joke is getting a bit old dont you think, especially when you drag it along all threads you can think of.

If you are dumb enough not to understand what i was telling you few days ago, please keep it to yourself, ok.

As to the original subject, so all mixing engines are the same? Never heard of that before. They are all written by the same dude? All just 32bit float add commands?

nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:19 pm

mkdr wrote:
nuffink wrote:
mkdr wrote:
disturb wrote:this thread is both funny and sad, really

lolers anyway
Yes i agree
Also a punch in the face for people who created the mixing engines on those sequencers/editors.
Tell us how it could be done better in hardware. I'm up for a laugh.
That joke is getting a bit old dont you think, especially when you drag it along all threads you can think of. If you are dumb enough not to understand what i was telling you few days ago, please keep it to yourself, ok.

As to the original subject, so all mixing engines are the same? Never heard of that before. They are all written by the same dude? All just 32bit float add commands?

I've barely started cocker. Wait 'til you announce that synth of yours. I'll be all over that thread like a cheap suit reminding anyone who reads that you're producing stuff that you consider to be intrinsically second rate because, though you don't have the ability to make hardware, you can code a bit.

Let me put your attitude in kvr smilie code...

"What? These suckers actually believe software is wothwhile

I could do with a bit of beer money

"

And you know what, despite all the cynicism and bitchyness in this place, I've never come across another dev (except perhaps zeb virtual) who isn't passionate about vitual instruments. All of them do it because they believe in it and all of them could be earning much more doing something else.

mkdr · Post by **mkdr** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:56 pm

nuffink wrote: I've barely started cocker. Wait 'til you announce that synth of yours. I'll be all over that thread like a cheap suit reminding anyone who reads that you're producing stuff that you consider to be intrinsically second rate because, though you don't have the ability to make hardware, you can code a bit.

Let me put your attitude in kvr smilie code...

"What? These suckers actually believe software is wothwhile I could do with a bit of beer money "

And you know what, despite all the cynicism and bitchyness in this place, I've never come across another dev (except perhaps zeb virtual) who isn't passionate about vitual instruments. All of them do it because they believe in it and all of them could be earning much more doing something else.

Here he goes again. Dismissing everything i've previously written..

Get a life mate.

edit: If it's the jealousy of me getting lots of beer, i can send you some too

(tho the small amount of money i receive really goes to my studies, and keeping up the website)

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