Smartelectronix Merchandising, the offensive thread :)

[Pantsdown666]

just as long as it isn't a skidder

if you don't wash it, it might get a bit granular ?
ok i'll stop

actually no i can't resist - it could do with a bit of a scrubber, and men can wear it as a buffer override.

Just as long as its supportive

the last thing I want is "bouncing ball delay" while cycling into work - ouch

Yes OUCH, you need both of them.
Otherwise you'd be left with OnePingOnly .....

jaha

do you think I might have to get a Zero Pole Explorer then?

http://www.smartelectronix.com/~jaha/

well it's either that or a MONO-MAKER, if you want to get your hopes up .....otherwise you'd fail the Block Test

[munchkin]

I've was really pissed off about work (internal shit going on) and then I read this and it's cheered me right up. You lot are barmy! But funny.

[Bram]

hey guys, I moved this one and created a n,ew one, locked...
I think it's bloody hillarious, but not everyone might agree
smex.com stays as 'PC' as possible


- bram

[aMUSEd]

hey man don't get all madshifta on us

chill and smoke some of that cool flitchsplifter

these plugins are the best

but some of the merchandise looks like pants

[Steven West]

Thay, I rewy wike tha thuweet thongs! Tha thurts are rewy nice too! And I rewy-REWY wike tha pagetti head!
Tha's thuwell! Oh thit!...

Sorry Bram, had a Tootsie Pop in my mouth...
Nice wares!

[Pantsdown666]

ahhhh this old thread ......

you know, all you guys talking about how your girlfriends complain you spend too much time on music ....
you could do worse than buy her a SMARTELECTRONIX THONG !!!

[Steven West]

Thay, that's a gweat ideea! It's gwive me somthung bethter to thuck on than these Thootsie Phops!

Thake That Rump-Ah!