KVR Audio

digaldeman · Post by **digaldeman** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:20 am

The wife is threatening to leave me because I'm spending too much time with this plugin.

FS: this plugin. Make me an offer.

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:23 am

digaldeman wrote:The wife is threatening to leave me because I'm spending too much time with this plugin.

Repost!

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:12 am

JediMind wrote:In Soviet Russia, Plugin is THIS!

Love the ever-so-timely Yakov Smirnoff humor

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:15 am

I heard arke had written some code for this plug-in but then had a run-in with management over his work on that plug-in, so he told them to f**k off and sent the money back

Rockerboy · Post by **Rockerboy** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:06 am

This plugin enabled me to record vocals in Reason with it.

JediMind · Post by **JediMind** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:20 am

Rockerboy wrote:This plugin enabled me to record vocals in Reason with it.

Are you kidding me? This plugin adds VST support.

GreyLion · Post by **GreyLion** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:59 am

This plug-in can create the sound of Chuck Norris crying, which was previously thought to be impossible.

DarkStar · Post by **DarkStar** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:21 am

I saw in the heads-up Help display that if enough people run This Plug In at the same time then it will reduce the "Credit Crunch" problems around the world.

PS Be careful, "This Plug In" is the amazing one.
"This Plugin" and "This Plug-in" are poor imitations.

HunterKiller · Post by **HunterKiller** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:11 am

^ Thank god somebody at least shows some respect toward the original name.

nBeat · Post by **nBeat** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:15 am

This plugin create posts for me here on KvR on a daily basis so now I can finally get a life and actually make music that exceeds 8-bar-loops of instrumental tarnce and ambient.

Didn't think it was possible.
What a relief.

or

Take your pick.

Laguna Rising · Post by **Laguna Rising** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:50 am

nBeat wrote:This plugin create posts for me here on KvR on a daily basis so now I can finally get a life and actually make music that exceeds 8-bar-loops of instrumental tarnce and ambient.

nBeat wrote: Didn't think it was possible.

+ 1

Acrobat · Post by **Acrobat** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:03 am

Rockerboy wrote:This plugin enabled me to record vocals in Reason with it.

Lotuzia · Post by **Lotuzia** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:44 am

Due to massive inquiries from customers, social workers and under persistant pressure from the World Company we have finally udpadated this plug.

What's new in version beta_0.01_sorryforthemess_hurrahforthemass ?

1/ This plug will now make 3 (three) bips when your music is good.

2/ The previously G Clooney voice saying "What else" when you tried to use this plug has been replaced by my sister's voice to boost sales. (Note that this has not been done using this plug)

3/ This plug will now make better coffee (as some users claimed it looked more like Coca Cola wich could have been annoying with copyright laws)

4/ Still the problem with bubbles in the coffee needs to be fixed.

5/ This plug is now compatible with next Tiger version. You will only have to change the Mac and your wife.

6/ This plug will only behave strangely if YOU behave strangely (Ie this plug now perfectly adapt itself to your personnality)

7/ As this plug was not formerly intented to rule the world we have included a "Set me free" option in this plug. You can find this option by filling the form on our site and making a donation.

8/ If you find someone making doughnuts with this plug we urge you to report it to the relevant person. (More often your psy or priest)

9 and last/ Unfortunately this may not be the last update of this plug

Thanks for reading and support us and this plug.

LtZ

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:58 am

this plug in PENIS PENIS PENIS

amiga909 · Post by **amiga909** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:04 am

GreyLion wrote:This plug-in can create the sound of Chuck Norris crying, which was previously thought to be impossible.

this plug in is amazing