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whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:09 am

"and when I count to 3 you will wake up, and you will believe this 'masterclass' was the best you have ever attended, and you will tell that to all your friends..."

puffer · Post by **puffer** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:40 am

"Then firmly grip the testicles as such..."

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:53 am

Keyboard masterclass - lesson one. This is how not to hold your hands

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:56 am

"It's funny but some people seem to think I'm a pretentious twat"

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:58 am

"Come closer children - do you like candy?"

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:00 am

"This plugin is amazing"

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:02 am

"I was sponsored by Roland and all I got was this invisible bowling ball"

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:02 am

never ever did I laugh so much in front of a screen, guys....

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:07 am

"I said eviscerate, not emasculate!"

Fixed Error · Post by **Fixed Error** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:12 am

Speaking of jordan rudess, i was just listening to some of his tunes on myspace. Jesus theyre terrible. I guess im not really into wank music. This is a good example of someone who obviously can play and knows his musical stuff, but lets this get in the way of writing good songs.

Jim

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:21 am

"I shall now demonstrate the slaphead manoeuvre"

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:25 am

"And in my hand I have a tiny leprech.... f**k, WHERE'S HE GONE?"

MaliceX · Post by **MaliceX** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:31 am

"Place breasts here."

fatjack · Post by **fatjack** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:42 am

"sore prostate?"

MaliceX · Post by **MaliceX** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:05 pm

"All your keyboard are belong to me!"

"Worship me! Heil!"

"I'm as hard as them Nazi Skinheads."

That Jordan Rudess advert - caption contest ?