KVR Audio

knot0fvipers · Post by **knot0fvipers** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:12 pm

"THIS!! is the number of seconds I've spent programming my own interesting kurzweil patches"

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:24 pm

"Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"

Paulie Phonick · Post by **Paulie Phonick** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:06 pm

lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:19 pm

robojam wrote: "Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"

Whats a fleshlight?

Please explain it in great detail and how you came to find out about it?

Muzik 4 Machines · Post by **Muzik 4 Machines** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:29 pm

lotus2035 wrote:
robojam wrote: "Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"
Whats a fleshlight?

Please explain it in great detail and how you came to find out about it?

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3012172

lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:33 pm

Muzik 4 Machines wrote:
lotus2035 wrote:
robojam wrote: "Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"
Whats a fleshlight?

Please explain it in great detail and how you came to find out about it?

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3012172

yeah I just saw that thread after I posted..

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:07 pm

lotus2035 wrote:
robojam wrote: "Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"
Whats a fleshlight?

Please explain it in great detail and how you came to find out about it?

My explanation - I believe I came across a fleshlight for the first time...hang on, that's not a good way of putting it...

intel · Post by **intel** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:34 pm

Couldn't resist.

"What?! It's NOT butter?!"

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter - All the taste you love, with no cholesterol!™

Move over Fabio. There's a new stud in town.

lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:11 pm

robojam wrote:
lotus2035 wrote:
robojam wrote: "Why would you need a fleshlight when I can give you THIS!"
Whats a fleshlight?

Please explain it in great detail and how you came to find out about it?

My explanation - I believe I came across a fleshlight for the first time...hang on, that's not a good way of putting it...

johneboy · Post by **johneboy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:27 pm

"although i'm no longer a proctologist, i still keep a hand in the business".

"waka-chika-wah-wah...oooooohhhh, yeahhhhh"

"ever have a chocolate coverd pretzle"?

johneboy · Post by **johneboy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:28 pm

oh! and:

"come to butthead"

emdot_ambient · Post by **emdot_ambient** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:29 pm

"Because of the POWER of my atomic chin merkin, I could crush your head like a nut. But I won't. Because I NEED you...to worship me!"

johneboy · Post by **johneboy** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:29 am

atomic chin merkin?

nibbzious · Post by **nibbzious** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:25 am

dsp music · Post by **dsp music** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:57 am

Long time I haven't laugh like this on a forum.

The funnier is since this thread I noticed that there's a light smile on his face (on the original ad) as if he knew what was gonna happen with it.

That Jordan Rudess advert - caption contest ?