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shamann wrote:
Nokenoku wrote:Wow, what a fat bullshitting here ... the internet is really amazing!
Sorry, but what does that mean?
It means I have a new slogan for my sig!
Surely there must be consensus by now...

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'Twas foretold, alas.

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Optomadic wrote:I leave you guys alone for a couple of pages and a prostitute dies?
Giving up your virginity != giving up the ghost.
Surely there must be consensus by now...

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shogger wrote:Yeah, but does it sound like an 1176? Mounted tambourine and humour? Come on egbert! That's not very liberated. The tambourine I meant. :wink:
Shogger
Back in the 70's it was Penguin's in Bondage. In these more enlightened and animal liberation theory informed days, we settle for Tambourines clamped to within an inch of their lives onto a knurled rod.

We beat them with drum sticks and, judging by the permanent smile shape they are cast in, they seem to like it, which, as I'm sure you'll appreciate, kind of defeats the purpose. In view of this, we only hit them sparingly and at moments when they least expect it. :evil:

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egbert wrote:
shogger wrote:Yeah, but does it sound like an 1176? Mounted tambourine and humour? Come on egbert! That's not very liberated. The tambourine I meant. :wink:
Shogger
Back in the 70's it was Penguin's in Bondage. In these more enlightened and animal liberation theory informed days, we settle for Tambourines clamped to within an inch of their lives onto a knurled rod.

We beat them with drum sticks and, judging by the permanent smile shape they are cast in, they seem to like it, which, as I'm sure you'll appreciate, kind of defeats the purpose. In view of this, we only hit them sparingly and at moments when they least expect it. :evil:
Hm,

do you use an artificial room on it? Maybe an 5sec 80ies reverb? Should be cool when played seldomly.

Shogger

Penguins: Never tried them. They're not easy to get here.

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shogger wrote: Hm,

do you use an artificial room on it? Maybe an 5sec 80ies reverb? Should be cool when played seldomly.
I am a stickler for real rooms.
Penguins: Never tried them. They're not easy to get here.
This is one conspicuous advantage of my proximity to Antarctica. I believe that nuns have been employed as substitutes in the northern hemisphere although that progression is one one might wish to avoid.

The Doobie Brothers' album What were once vices are now habits was actually a cautionary tale directed at Frank Zappa and other erstwhile aptenodytophiles. Everything might be jimdandy when you start off with the penguins but its odds on you'll be all messed up on nuns before long. Just say no.

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