KVR Audio

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:07 pm

"amazing" thread

tomschmidt · Post by **tomschmidt** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:11 pm

Sorry Robojam,
Looks like I only read 104 of the 105 pages! So... like...
yeah...

OK, how about this:
I need a Vegematic
I need a Pocket Fisherman
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

Operators are standing by
How does that make you feel
Help me
Mr. Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies
I wanna mend some leather
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

Please, no C.O.D.'s
Don't miss out on this deal
Ah, help me
Mr. Popeil

Help me
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Woah
It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to

Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble
Need your assistance on the double
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new
Mr. Popeil
Tell me, what am I supposed to do

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Now how much would you pay
But wait, there's more
It's not sold in any store

Now how much would you pay
Don't answer yet
Just look what else you get

Now how much would you pay
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray

Now how much would you pay
Now how much would you pay
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil

Make me buy a Garden Weasel
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer
Call our toll-free number
We'll make you such a deal

Aw, help me
Mr. Popeil, I want it
Mr. Popeil, well, I need it
Mr. Popeil, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Hey

(Did anyone quote this one yet?)

Sascha Franck · Post by **Sascha Franck** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:43 am

Which plugin, btw? I seem to keep forgetting...

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:48 am

@tomschmidt: It's... a-MAYYYYY-zing!

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:33 am

Sascha Franck wrote:Which plugin, btw? I seem to keep forgetting...

This one (the one I'm pointing at right now).

Groet, Erik

Sascha Franck · Post by **Sascha Franck** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:21 pm

tetraplan wrote:This one (the one I'm pointing at right now).

Ah, thanks a ton!

JediMind · Post by **JediMind** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:34 pm

Are the folks at CERN still working on This plugin?

Muzik 4 Machines · Post by **Muzik 4 Machines** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:42 pm

way to wake the deads (ohhh, you are a jedi, sorry, please proceed)

Metanol · Post by **Metanol** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:56 am

JediMind wrote:Are the folks at CERN still working on This plugin?

Large Hadron Collider is actually single osc lite version of This plugin.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:12 am

this plug in is deeeeep AND daaaarrrrk............

Just the way some like it!

Shabdahbriah · Post by **Shabdahbriah** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:06 am

It is the only plug-in (of which I am aware) which is psychoacoustically biased towards aural dyslexics, hence its (defacto) use in all "reality t.v." programs soundtracks, and the (here-to-fore) "secret weapon" of numerous 'death metal' engineers/producers.

Though personally "this plug-in", in no way sooths the pain, nor embarrassment of having paid 'full-pop' for "Kantose" (sigh) its use of the 'brainwave' processing algorithms from "CoolEdit", has proven invaluable in making hour after hour of my own crap "music", sound not-quite-so-crap, when no one is really listening.

I would thus, be reluctant to even consider what 'life' might be, without it.

~S~

Igro · Post by **Igro** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:36 pm

Glenn and Eric from Spectrasonics said, that This Plug In make Omnisphere very low on sales. Also This Plug In always tried to burn their pianos and computers and hamburgers.

fliffo · Post by **fliffo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:00 pm

Actually this plugin has an hidden engine which pourpose is to connect to the internet while the user is not aware and create long nonsense threads inside music-production oriented forums.

asbfly · Post by **asbfly** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:10 pm

fliffo wrote:Actually this plugin has an hidden engine which pourpose is to connect to the internet while the user is not aware and create long nonsense threads inside music-production oriented forums.

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JediMind · Post by **JediMind** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:25 pm

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What he actually said is that This plugin has the

this plug in is amazing