What to learn from this? Always double check with the original at equal loudness to see if you actually improve the master or not. Very often, with lots of processing, the opposite is true, you're destroying the original mix (usually for the sake of loudness).
It would be interesting if the ones mastering here specify their monitoring setup: brand or model of speakers/headphones, soundcard or AD/DA converters and if you have a room with treated acoustics.
I'm seriously impressed by the amount of destruction going on in this master. I'm willing to submit one of my own "home auto mastering" experimental presets results if I can get hold of the original mix in .wav format. What this means is that I run the original file through one of my experimental "auto-mastering" (I also call them "auto-destruct") plugin chains that are aimed at people who need a quick mastering fix and who do not want to tweak any settings. Mostly the chain contains:
1) ReaEQ (basic tweaking of frequencies that home-studio mixes seem to have problems with over and over again)
2) Sonalksis Free-G (to easily control amount of multiband action)
3) ReaXcomp multiband (setup to work like an auto EQ with about 12 bands)
4) Sonalksis Free-G (to compensate for any volume lost above)
5) Nebula 3 (some added "sheen" and control by some custom programs)
6) Nebula 3 (same as above)
7) Voxengo Elephant v3 (final loudness and dither to 16bit)
The chain is not always the same. I have 5 different preset chains to chose from. The point is still that these are "set and forget" presets that should in theory suck very much depending slightly on input material. However, I'm amazed that these auto-mastering presets seem to suck a lot less than what has been done here in this thread, which means there might actually be some use for these preset chains for people who are interested.
Sorry for the down-talking post but I think somebody needs to give a reality check here. What most of you have done could even be considered "re-mixing" as there is very much over the top processing, weird stereo widening and whacky frequency responses. Most of this is probably due to bad monitoring equipment or a badly treated room.
So, can I have a go at the original .wav? If not, I'll still post results with the mp3 file of the original mix but it is of course slightly compromised already. Btw. I like the song. Perhaps it's a slightly sloppy recording/performance but it has potential non-the less.
Cheers!
bManic
PS. once more I'm sorry if somebody is offended by the above post. I tried to put it as delicately as possibly without distorting the reality of my reaction too much. In Finnish it could be summarized with these words: No huhhuh!! Hirvee sotku!