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insertpizhere · Post by **insertpizhere** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:59 pm

here is my first post to the music cafe. my "band" hasn't finished a new album since i joined K-v-R 6 years ago... not sure if there is any relation there.

the song features drums, bass, guitar, ukulele, and vocals. no plugins or effects other than a limiter on the master. it's some kind of experimentally stupid rock-influenced "free jazz" improvisation; don't listen unless you are interested in crappy music, or like to make fun of the same.

Insert Piz Here - Croton

edit: here are the lyrics, for reference.

croton, walking like a magnet
picking up 7/8ths of a donut
protons, flying like a sea monster
taking up 7/8ths of the universe

ping pong, the everlasting ding dong
sucking up 7/8ths of a croton

croton, sleeping like the dirt
eating 7/8ths of the donuts in the sea

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:03 pm

insertpizhere wrote:here is my first post to the music cafe. my "band" hasn't finished a new album since i joined K-v-R 6 years ago... not sure if there is any relation there.

the song features drums, bass, guitar, ukulele, and vocals. no plugins or effects other than a limiter on the master. it's some kind of experimentally stupid rock-influenced "free jazz" improvisation; don't listen unless you are interested in crappy music, or like to make fun of the same.

Insert Piz Here - Croton

Croton? Wasn't he the elusive 4th member of 'top geordie metel act' Venom?

I quite liked that. Reminded me a little of a weird uk band from a while back called Stump. Ah them were days...Right must be off, got to make an arse of meself on a stage in a pub.

fliffo · Post by **fliffo** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:22 pm

wow... it's so stupid I can't stop listening to it

no joke, I love it, really.

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:54 pm

fair enough then.

Laguna Rising · Post by **Laguna Rising** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:05 pm

I like it - it sounds a bit like Primus
Cool!
Cheers

insertpizhere · Post by **insertpizhere** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:08 pm

thanks to everyone for listening (or not, if you didn't).

this is what a croton looks like:

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:06 am

the codiaeum did not see 2006. it was most regrettable.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:07 am

Awesome, it's "The Primus Shaggs cover songs Tom Waits hasn't written yet"!!!
A most excellent track; production wise, performance wise, etc. I really enjoyed it.

insertpizhere · Post by **insertpizhere** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:02 pm

xoxos wrote:the codiaeum did not see 2006. it was most regrettable.

i'm sorry to hear that.

Slug (37,2°) · Post by **Slug (37,2°)** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:36 pm

yeees... this is VERY stupid indeed! Enjoyable track, when played loud.

Kind regards, Slug

insertpizhere · Post by **insertpizhere** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:24 pm

Slug (37,2°) wrote:yeees... this is VERY stupid indeed! Enjoyable track, when played loud.

thanks, yes, it has to be loud.

justin3am wrote:Awesome, it's "The Primus Shaggs cover songs Tom Waits hasn't written yet"!!!
A most excellent track; production wise, performance wise, etc. I really enjoyed it.

excellent production-wise? interesting. i'll agree that the bass playing is pretty good (wasn't me), which, i imagine, is partially where the primus references come from...

this is great... i'm glad there are people who enjoy this stuff. i should post more songs here. i hope that doesn't mean i have to listen to everyone else's music (just kidding, i've already started).

.:illanoise:. · Post by **.:illanoise:.** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:10 pm

avantegarde goodness. the singing is funny too...lolz!