Sonic Reality

BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:07 pm

buscemi wrote: . . . JHE leaves us fuzzier than a 70s porn star . . .

Is THAT what they taught you at Berklee?

-B

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:12 pm

BERFAB wrote:
buscemi wrote: . . . JHE leaves us fuzzier than a 70s porn star . . .
Is THAT what they taught you at Berklee?

-B

Um, I suppose any remark about fuzzy porn stars is apt to be "conduct unbecoming" of a company forum mod so I'll just shut up about what I did in college thank you very much!

BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:12 pm

Got it.

A standalone USB Whammy Bar.

Practical. Legendary. Innovative.

You heard it here first.

-B

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:22 pm

I hope it's an Amplitube controller with no I/O at all. I can only use one audio interface at a time and the Stomp wouldn't do it for me but I'd love to have the control it gives. It's just way too expensive to just be a controller.

In my dream world, it has two expression pedals... and as well as a fulcrum they're mounted on something that gives them "aftertouch" so that you'll be able to get vectors of control on each. It's a beautiful dream...

I'd also love to see a Gilmore Amplitube edition... and I'd pee my pants if they did a Belew one.

idragosani wrote:
I'm waiting for the rackmount GPU for StompIO myself... You posted a picture of it and I have been drooling over it since....

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:22 pm

They'll be modeling the tone and providing loops of that guy who "shreds" over the videos of famous guitar players on YouTube.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:28 pm

buscemi wrote:They'll be modeling the tone and providing loops of that guy who "shreds" over the videos of famous guitar players on YouTube.

I couldn't believe he made GP.............it's a sad world!

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:30 pm

hibidy wrote:
buscemi wrote:They'll be modeling the tone and providing loops of that guy who "shreds" over the videos of famous guitar players on YouTube.
I couldn't believe he made GP.............it's a sad world!

Oooo did they do some tabs?????

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:36 pm

zerocrossing wrote: I'd also love to see a Gilmore Amplitube edition... and I'd pee my pants if they did a Belew one.

Just checked - apparently it is a Gilmore Girls plugin. Dammit. I'm sending in a forged mass campaign to get the Belew emu just so you pee your pants.

Seriously, though, I'd say the influential players have definitely been mentioned and I'd love to see any of them. Jimmy Page was a good mention, Gilmour too. Belew would rock, Beck would be great (Jeff Beck, not Beck the um whatever you'd call him hehe) but both of those probably aren't enough of a draw sadly enough. I didn't think I'd like the Discography concept in JHE but it is quite nice to play around with so maybe let me dial up some "Custard Pie" or dig into some "Young Lust". On top of that, whatever Squids isn't telling us.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:38 pm

Squids wrote:

You guys may "think" you've guessed but the product I was referring to has not been mentioned yet in this thread.

well, in fairness, you couldn't mention it anyways if we did

There's no contest or anything but if you can guess then mad props to you! I will hint that not only is it legendary but it is also very practical! Like I said, I'd use it! I know a LOT of people that would! It's very clever. Hmmmm. (Squids love to tease)

harmonica, cow bell?

I'd tease about Sonic Reality products but we've practically told you guys all of our surprises. I do have a couple though but I'll save that talk for another thread. This one is for your IK Multimedia mystery NAMM thread which we do each year. No poll this time though. Feel free to guess!

I'm already doing that

That said, I never said there would be any new guitar models announced at NAMM. More will be revealed so I guess we'll find out soon enough! NAMM is not that far away.

damn, another year.......where do they go????

I can tell you what it definitely isn't though. It isn't a Flibberty Flagilistic Flanigan as Hibidy was hinting at.

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:49 pm

hibidy wrote:
I can tell you what it definitely isn't though. It isn't a Flibberty Flagilistic Flanigan as Hibidy was hinting at.

I can tell you are feelingly flabbergasted for fear that your feverish feeling that it would be a Flibberty Flagilistic Flanigan failed fantastically!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:50 pm

I've been doing that allot today.......maybe that is why I have a headache

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:53 pm

hibidy wrote:

I've been doing that allot today.......maybe that is why I have a headache

ffs finish that flogging for fear of fracture! OK, enough time spent at thesaurus.com today!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:59 pm

I'd say most of us have the silly bug today.........good for us!!!!!!

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:59 pm

Okay, to make this place fun (which you KNOW I always try to do... for many years in fact) I am pulling some strings with my Squids tentacles to see if I can get some exclusive "pictures" you can see. I can't show the whole thing but maybe little pieces of a puzzle? Could be fun. What do you think? Wanna see a little peak? I am getting one for myself next week. Can't wait!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:24 pm

Is that a joke, I mean.......do you have to ask......let me explain.....

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