BIG news from NI NAMM 2009
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- KVRian
- 866 posts since 18 Apr, 2004 from Hungary
spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them and you'll have other people in those threads saying that it's all just a pile of shite and completely useless and over-priced and then there will be some discussions and swearing and lots of 'yeah but, no but' and 'what the f**k do you know? and 'my host is better than yours' and some people will buy some of those products and then go online to share with the world (well, at least some meaningless minuscule part of it called kvr) and say that this amazing new product is better than sliced bread and they want to have it's children and other people will say 'oh, is that so?' or 'I'm hungry' and then a few weeks later no one gives a shit any more because really it's all the same shite repackaged and then BONES will come along to say that ORION can do it all better and he might be right in some cases and the world keeps spinning and it's almost weekend and I'm going to eat an apple now.
And before you know it a year has passed and it's time for NAMM 2010.
I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
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- KVRian
- 663 posts since 28 Feb, 2003 from out
spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them and you'll have other people in those threads saying that it's all just a pile of shite and completely useless and over-priced and then there will be some discussions and swearing and lots of 'yeah but, no but' and 'what the f**k do you know? and 'my host is better than yours' and some people will buy some of those products and then go online to share with the world (well, at least some meaningless minuscule part of it called kvr) and say that this amazing new product is better than sliced bread and they want to have it's children and other people will say 'oh, is that so?' or 'I'm hungry' and then a few weeks later no one gives a shit any more because really it's all the same shite repackaged and then BONES will come along to say that ORION can do it all better and he might be right in some cases and the world keeps spinning and it's almost weekend and I'm going to eat an apple now.
And before you know it a year has passed and it's time for NAMM 2010.
I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
Great post 
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- KVRist
- 113 posts since 24 Apr, 2007 from Finland
Eh, well, Pro Tools compatibility would be "BIG news". Huge. Extraordinary. A big bang.
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- KVRian
- 936 posts since 29 May, 2002 from UK
spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them and you'll have other people in those threads saying that it's all just a pile of shite and completely useless and over-priced and then there will be some discussions and swearing and lots of 'yeah but, no but' and 'what the f**k do you know? and 'my host is better than yours' and some people will buy some of those products and then go online to share with the world (well, at least some meaningless minuscule part of it called kvr) and say that this amazing new product is better than sliced bread and they want to have it's children and other people will say 'oh, is that so?' or 'I'm hungry' and then a few weeks later no one gives a shit any more because really it's all the same shite repackaged and then BONES will come along to say that ORION can do it all better and he might be right in some cases and the world keeps spinning and it's almost weekend and I'm going to eat an apple now.
And before you know it a year has passed and it's time for NAMM 2010.
I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
Post of the month!
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- KVRAF
- 4265 posts since 21 Oct, 2001 from my bolthole in the south pacific
Cue Interviwer:spaceman wrote:I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
"Ooh I know! Gosh consumerism is FUN ain't it!"
Cue Frank Zappa in voiceover:
"Isn't this what living is all about?"
(Cut to premium quality Adult Incontinence product advert.)
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- KVRist
- 168 posts since 7 Sep, 2004
I'm hungry.
A member of the imaginary Phil Elverum appreciation association.
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- KVRAF
- 1724 posts since 10 Feb, 2008 from Berlin, Germany
Yeah, absolutely!Arksun wrote:spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them and you'll have other people in those threads saying that it's all just a pile of shite and completely useless and over-priced and then there will be some discussions and swearing and lots of 'yeah but, no but' and 'what the f**k do you know? and 'my host is better than yours' and some people will buy some of those products and then go online to share with the world (well, at least some meaningless minuscule part of it called kvr) and say that this amazing new product is better than sliced bread and they want to have it's children and other people will say 'oh, is that so?' or 'I'm hungry' and then a few weeks later no one gives a shit any more because really it's all the same shite repackaged and then BONES will come along to say that ORION can do it all better and he might be right in some cases and the world keeps spinning and it's almost weekend and I'm going to eat an apple now.
And before you know it a year has passed and it's time for NAMM 2010.
I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
Post of the month!
Big thanks spaceman. I'm just laughing my ass off right now.
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- KVRist
- 144 posts since 5 Nov, 2005 from Los Angeles, California
spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them and you'll have other people in those threads saying that it's all just a pile of shite and completely useless and over-priced and then there will be some discussions and swearing and lots of 'yeah but, no but' and 'what the f**k do you know? and 'my host is better than yours' and some people will buy some of those products and then go online to share with the world (well, at least some meaningless minuscule part of it called kvr) and say that this amazing new product is better than sliced bread and they want to have it's children and other people will say 'oh, is that so?' or 'I'm hungry' and then a few weeks later no one gives a shit any more because really it's all the same shite repackaged and then BONES will come along to say that ORION can do it all better and he might be right in some cases and the world keeps spinning and it's almost weekend and I'm going to eat an apple now.
And before you know it a year has passed and it's time for NAMM 2010.
I'm so excited about NAMM I can hardly keep my shit inside.
BEST POST EVER!!! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!
The Sleeper Must Awaken
@ spaceman
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- KVRAF
- 11839 posts since 23 Nov, 2004 from west of east
Spoken like a true veteran of KVR. Did you notice that some couldn't even wait for announcements and actually tried to guess what might be introduced this year? How pointless is that.spaceman wrote:My guess is that here will be some flashy new products and we'll see fifty threads about them on Kvr with people saying how amazing those products are and how they can't imagine having ever lived without them...
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- KVRAF
- 2744 posts since 5 Dec, 2003 from Harlan's World
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