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Aaron Dirk · Post by **Aaron Dirk** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:24 am

You guys are funny! - the store goes buy EST (which is 8:24pm at the moment)

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:28 am

Aaron Dirk wrote: You guys are funny! - the store goes buy EST (which is 8:24pm at the moment)

That's not too bad then. Four hours less than I thought! Having a ball while I'm waiting with Tone 2s mega-mega Warmverb! What a wicked effect!

EDIT: OK! It's 04:20. That means it's Friday already in LD Land! Let's test how tough your Server is! Bring it on Baby!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: 04:47 . . . Bed!

Stephanie Pray · Post by **Stephanie Pray** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:58 am

Almost time...

Stephanie Pray · Post by **Stephanie Pray** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:59 am

The Sale is now on!!!

http://www.lyricaldistortion.com/store/ ... ucts_id=18

We hope that you enjoy it!

Steph

www.LyricalDistortion.com

MA-Simon · Post by **MA-Simon** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:28 pm

Paypal is not working for me -.- it won't accept my card.

Aaron Dirk · Post by **Aaron Dirk** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:48 pm

MA-Simon wrote:Paypal is not working for me -.- it won't accept my card.

Oh man, that's a drag.

Perhaps give someone ten bucks to buy it for you?

Aaron Dirk · Post by **Aaron Dirk** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:33 pm

Nevermind - email is functioning fine now

Our email seems to have gone down about two hours ago

The online store is running just fine (man, is it ever!

)

If you have any problems, please PM me for the time being

If you have any questions, please post here (others may have the same questions)

Best regards,
Aaron

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:47 pm

Hi Aaron . . . I'd like to know:

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Aaron Dirk · Post by **Aaron Dirk** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:34 pm

Aloysius wrote:Hi Aaron . . . I'd like to know:

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

As long as they kept their receipt, hosed the dirt off, and sprayed it down with FebreZe

Aloysius wrote:If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

They get thrown in jail

Aloysius wrote:How far east can you go before you're heading west?

As long as you maintain easterly course you remain going east

Aloysius wrote:If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

They call it suspended animation.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:44 pm

Well, I hope that answers everyone elses questions. I know that it's answered mine!

By the way: Today fire sale is BRILLIANT!!!

EDIT: This deserves a BIG bump!

Reverend Rhythm · Post by **Reverend Rhythm** » Sat May 09, 2009 12:12 am

Downloading now!

Aaron Dirk · Post by **Aaron Dirk** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:09 am

Lyrical Distortion's Second Friday Extravaganza is over!
Thank you everyone who participated!

Stay tuned for next week's Friday Extravanganza with another awesome $10 library!

$10 for May 1, 2009
'72 Jazz Bass DONE!

$10 for May 8, 2009
LDi Lead (derived from Lyrical Direct) DONE!

$10 for May 15, 2009
Intimate Guitar (finger picked dreadnought)

$10 for May 22, 2009
Modern 5 String Bass

MRT · Post by **MRT** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:33 pm

Hello: I passed on the Ldi lead as the last thing I need is another reason not to pick up my guitar, but I'd really like to hear some feedback from the people who picked it up. User demos anyone?
I'm really liking the Jazz Bass, so I suspect this was killer deal also?

BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:08 pm

MRT wrote:Hello: I passed on the Ldi lead as the last thing I need is another reason not to pick up my guitar, but I'd really like to hear some feedback from the people who picked it up. User demos anyone?
I'm really liking the Jazz Bass, so I suspect this was killer deal also?

Was it worth $10? Absofreakinlutely.

Like any new instrument, this one has a bit of a learning curve to feel out all the articulations. But it is cleanly recorded, and the articulations are intelligently laid out. My biggest problem is finding an appropriate amp sim to get the most out of it.

Cheers
-B

BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:13 pm

@Aaron Dirk-
I have a question about the '72 Jazz Bass. I really like this bass the more I play it. My only problem involves what I think is a 'pull off' articulation that seems to be built into the sample set. When a note is played with a high velocity--I'm guessing around 120 to 127--the sample abruptly ends instead of sustaining. I'm sometimes a bit heavy-handed, so this happens more than I would like. But I can't find a way to turn this off. Is there a way to do this?

Thanks
-B

Lyrical Distortion releases LDi Lead for one day only - just $10