KVR Audio

buscemi · Post by **buscemi** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:03 pm

NoBrain2k wrote:
buscemi wrote:I hope we get some Orange models someday.
Here here! I'd love to be able to record my Rocker 30 without actually having to record my Rocker 30!

Since they seem to do a good job getting some vintage/rare stuff I've also asked them to at least consider getting their hands on one of the 40 short-run unique models made a year or two ago and model it. I'd loan them one if I had one, but I didn't have the scratch to blow on one of those!

Murky · Post by **Murky** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:25 pm

SampleKazoo the worlds first digital Kazoo that anyone can play. It records your music ideas and transfers them wirelessly to a stand alone hard drive that automatically deletes everything while you sleep. For the prolific tune-smith there is a delete-every-three-hours setting.

Optional:

$99 Kazoo Vocodor Module
(actually just instructions on talking through a Kazoo)

$149 MoogKazoo - makes you sound like Bob Moog, not the synthesizer.

$30 WazooKazoo - makes noises like…

$119 Amplitude ElevatorShaft - makes you sound like the Ramones playing
Kazoos

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:01 am

commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed

Andrew Bach IK · Post by **Andrew Bach IK** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:01 am

hibidy wrote:commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed

I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:03 am

Andrew Bach IK wrote:
hibidy wrote:commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed
I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

an-electric-heart · Post by **an-electric-heart** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:08 am

Andrew Bach IK wrote:
hibidy wrote:commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed
I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

So it's not software? was that literal? Sorry I'm just catching up

kbaccki · Post by **kbaccki** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:11 am

Andrew Bach IK wrote:
hibidy wrote:commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed
I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

Is it cooler than a Rubik's Cube? How 'bout Magic 8 Ball, is it cooler than that? X-Ray Specs? Will we be able to see through peoples' clothes in any way???

redshift factor · Post by **redshift factor** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:13 am

kbaccki wrote:
Andrew Bach IK wrote:
hibidy wrote:commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed
I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.
Is it cooler than a Rubik's Cube? How 'bout Magic 8 Ball, is it cooler than that? X-Ray Specs? Will we be able to see through peoples' clothes in any way???

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:14 am

a midi guitar

a new phone, with free numbers to all the best looking girls

a NEW CAR!

An on/off switch for people talking on cellphones or way too loud at barnes and noble.

wireless headphones with arc built in

the light bulb

amplitube "sponge bob"

amplitube "shamwow"

I want a hint!!!!!

Spin Boyz · Post by **Spin Boyz** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:42 am

hibidy wrote:amplitube "sponge bob"

amplitube "shamwow"

I want a hint!!!!!

metalifuxx · Post by **metalifuxx** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:09 am

A physical emulation of every single different guitar tuner, that attaches to your computer through USB. Models real ticking noise from needle tuners, and also makes you frustrated with the analog inconsistencies of tuner fluctuation, and will also leave you with the wrenching gut feeling of "Is it in tune yet (one tiny more turn/wiggle)? Is it really in tune...? Hmmm, I really don't think so, I'll just tune it down a bit then tighten it up so it's locked..." Also emulation of Low Battery light, which makes the tuner crap out on you in the middle of tuning, having to ask your other guitarist/bassist if you can use theirs. Also added booing crowd noise if it takes you more than a minute to tune up. Emulation of a standby/bypass switch that works half the time, causing everyone in earshot to say to themselves "Hey @sshole, use the bypass, and save us from hearing your minute long tuning song..."

yairhol · Post by **yairhol** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:29 am

Does it have anything to do with going back in time and being able to play Johnny B goode at the "Enchantment under the sea dance"?

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:38 am

kbaccki wrote:
Is it cooler than a Rubik's Cube? How 'bout Magic 8 Ball, is it cooler than that? X-Ray Specs? Will we be able to see through peoples' clothes in any way???

You CAN see through people's clothes with it which is cool because ever since I've read in the back of comic books about these so-called X-Ray Specs that my doctor INSISTED didn't exist... FINALLY someone has really done it!

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:39 am

yairhol wrote:Does it have anything to do with going back in time and being able to play Johnny B goode at the "Enchantment under the sea dance"?

No but it does make you disappear randomly from pictures. Or you might re-show up with the head of the guy from Blues Travelers and the body of Marylin Monroe (depending on what happens in the past future).

Squids · Post by **Squids** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:41 am

hibidy wrote:
amplitube "sponge bob"

You are REALLY cold on that one. In fact, it could even be the complete opposite of that in an alternate universe!

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