New IK teaser

[Watto]

"everywhere" which means it needs to be portable.

Or online - could be some kind of online collaboration thing. Most likely you're right, though.

[Squids]

Okay, I'll just tell you. It's called "Attitube". It simulates the attitude of a rock star. So for example, "Attitube Hendrix" will give you the guts to set your guitar on fire... things like that. "Attitube Metal" will make you think you look GOOD in Spandex...

[buscemi]

"Attitube Metal" will make you think you look GOOD in Spandex...

THINK? Ha, speak for yourself, thong boy. Those of us already possessing their own attitube KNOW they do

[minimarx]

Hmmm ... I'll say, a hardware device that looks exactly like a hang drum(http://blog.drumcrazy.co.uk/TheHangSide.jpg, ), but little bit smaller in size and all-digital ... you connect it to a computer through an usb2/firewire port and you use a state-of-the-art touch-sensitive interface featured on it to play it with your hands and make beautiful lush sounds which you record right away on computer ... the way you touch around the circled interface, and how hard you hit on different holes changes resonance-frequency pitch in x-y space and thus changing the sounds dramatically ... got extra controls for delay and ADSR envelope on one side and chorus/flanger and spring reverb controls on the other(just wet/dry, nothing fancy) ... did I guess right? sorry if I got caught up in my own imaginary ground-breaking device

[softska]

Okay, I'll just tell you. It's called "Attitube". It simulates the attitude of a rock star. So for example, "Attitube Hendrix" will give you the guts to set your guitar on fire... things like that. "Attitube Metal" will make you think you look GOOD in Spandex...

Aha, so it is a guitar hero controller

[headquest]

commin' up thursday.........I hope I'm not disappointed

I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

A leaking tube of superglue?

A high voltage instant muscle toner?

A cute pussy cat?

[koalaboy]

It's a cowbell.

[incognit]

hmmm could it be that some or all plugins ported to CUDA ?
That we can use our Grafikcards for DSP processing ?
maybee ?

[Yagushi]

So for example, "Attitube Hendrix" will give you the guts to set your guitar on fire... things like that.

Hopefully choking to death on one's own vomit isn't part of the "things like that"...

edit: typos!

[pekadan]

I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

A 5 minute head start. That's not too bad! Meep meep!

[Paulie Phonick]

I promise you this-if I put it in your hands and walked away for 5 minutes, I would have to get in a fight with you for you to hand it back.

Gotta be the IK Orgasmotron! Any words on crossgrade pricing?

[koalaboy]

Actually, I reckon it may be a hardware microphone/effects emulator / DI box.

Kind of a cross between a Liquid Channel a the sort of thing Line6 do for guitars except more for microphones etc.

At the right price, you'd have to pry that from my cold dead body.

[hibidy]

Amplitube "tetris"

[minimarx]

OK ... I got a new guess ... It's a sample-based, like SampleMoog, but instead of sampling Moog with the highest quality known to man, you've sampled all the drum machines that ever existed and using an pro analog equipment, you have compressed them, squashed them, eq-ed them, and made them the most punchiest drum sounds in the world well, it's either that or CERNs Proton Smasher magnets converted to an self-oscillating frequency generator with amazing sound ... and the name of product would be : IK Magnitube :)I should really stop now

[BlueKiwi]

some infinitely expandable daw-type thing with a bunch of online features