soul_junkie wrote:Well there you go kids....credit cards at the ready.djanthonyw wrote:Actually, the Synth Squad has played a major role in all most all of Joel's tracks. I believe he was the first user that's not part of the dev team to have it since the early alpha phase. He's been using it for years.soul_junkie wrote:Shame most of his tracks were made prior to, and not with Synth Squad![]()
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But in all seriousness, i think that confirms my conspiracy theory. That Deadmau5 was a leftfield marketing tool placed in the dance scence by FXPansion in order to promote & create a groundswell of anticipation about there upcoming product release.
It went down like this....
Scene:
It's a dark cold Canadian night, and a skinny internet warrior is meeting with some English software developers.
"So, we here you've got some programming chops & make a bit of music, what are you working on"
"Well I've been helping my mate Adam with some of his tracks, I think he might be onto something"
Suits listen to the tracks
"Yeah this is some good stuff...do you reckon you could make it"
"Yeah, yeah..it's pretty easy, just alot of saws"
"Saws you reckon...well let me tell you, this new product we're developing has the best saws ever, it'll be perfect"
Suits hand over a DVD labelled "SS V1(a)"
"This is only an alpha test, have a play around, make some of that stuff you've got there and get back to us. If we like it, we might have some big plans for you"
As the skinny kid leaves the suits pull him up...
"Hey, this stays between us yeah"
The kid rushes home and installs the new software & gets working with some of his mate Adam's grooves.
Scene:
FXpansion Towers, London - six months later.
The kid sits with the suits, he hands over a flash drive wiht a bunch of tracks, all very similar, but all made with the new super software.
"This is really good. Exactly what we were after...
Ok here's the deal. With these tracks we can make you a star. We've spoken to our fiends in Denver, as well as Pete, and they've organised to give you all the exposure you'll need. With our plan now implemented, you'll make alot of money, tour the world and we pull of the greatest piece of marketing ever. All you have to do is keep making these tracks, just like this so it becomes 'your sound', and then when we tell you, mention in an interview that you made your music with our software. Because of your popularity, everyone we will be eager to get their hands on our software"
The kid sits back in amazement
"Wow thats a great plan guys, you've thought of everything. I just have on question. Won't people just ask on forums like KVR how to make the sound and people will tell them it actually quite easy, it's just alot of saws. Don;t get me wrong, your saws are great i had alot of fun with them but yeah..."
The suits look at each other and laugh manically
"This is the best part kid, because no one can ever really copy someone's sound exactly due to certain factors like EQ and so on, as well as our unique special saws you're using, people can explain perfectly, but no one will ever really get it exactly. They'll go around in circles...It's foolproof"
The suits let out another burst of spine-chilling laughter and slide some papers forward. They look forcefully into the his eyes and toss him a pen. The kid signs and gets up to leave. The suits look at each other knowing that the plan is finally set in stone.
As the kid leaves he stops at the door and turns back
"But what about Adam, I mean it was his..."
"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine. You're on your own now kid.
Look if you don't want him to know it's you...I don't know where a disguise or something".
deadmau5 Strobe Presets
- KVRAF
- 7791 posts since 20 Jul, 2004 from Clearwater
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- Banned
- 18651 posts since 2 Oct, 2001 from England
evidence please.djanthonyw wrote:Actually, the Synth Squad has played a major role in all most all of Joel's tracks. I believe he was the first user that's not part of the dev team to have it since the early alpha phase. He's been using it for years.soul_junkie wrote:Shame most of his tracks were made prior to, and not with Synth Squad![]()
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- KVRer
- 13 posts since 10 Aug, 2009 from FXHQ, UK
I can promise you the "suits" have just read this and are currently doubled up crying with laughter. That must be the funniest thing we've ever read!soul_junkie wrote:
...(genius deleted)...
The suits look at each other and laugh manically
...(more genius deleted)...
Steve Baker
FXpansion
FXpansion
- KVRAF
- 1736 posts since 19 May, 2006 from Nomadic (Chicago and San Francisco mostly)
Did someone say.. saw?

lawl @ soul_junkie, great post

lawl @ soul_junkie, great post
noise and beats: Negutyv Xeiro do people actually click these?
gearlust: Roland JP-8000, too much/not enough eurorack
machinecode by: u-he, Bitwig, Fabfilter, NI, et al
gearlust: Roland JP-8000, too much/not enough eurorack
machinecode by: u-he, Bitwig, Fabfilter, NI, et al
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- KVRian
- 834 posts since 2 Mar, 2008 from Melbourne, Australia
Steve_FX wrote:I can promise you the "suits" have just read this and are currently doubled up crying with laughter. That must be the funniest thing we've ever read!![]()
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When I saw you had replied, I crossed my fingers and prayed that you had a sense of humour!
I'm a proud, passionate & paid up user of GURU and if your reply had been different I didn't want there to be tension in my studio....
"I really like you grey box, but somehow, due to my indiscretions with your creators, I can't hep think you're planning some sort of 'Day Of The Triffid's' revenge"
GURU stares back expressionless, and thinks to itself:
"00110100010101001010110"
Sound Engineer / Musician / Producer......but I'm always learning.
- KVRAF
- 1736 posts since 19 May, 2006 from Nomadic (Chicago and San Francisco mostly)
Wtf does "4T¬" mean?soul_junkie wrote:GURU stares back expressionless, and thinks to itself:
"00110100010101001010110"
noise and beats: Negutyv Xeiro do people actually click these?
gearlust: Roland JP-8000, too much/not enough eurorack
machinecode by: u-he, Bitwig, Fabfilter, NI, et al
gearlust: Roland JP-8000, too much/not enough eurorack
machinecode by: u-he, Bitwig, Fabfilter, NI, et al
- KVRAF
- 13750 posts since 19 Jun, 2008 from Seattle
That's geek-speak for "erectile disfunction".xybre wrote:Wtf does "4T¬" mean?soul_junkie wrote:GURU stares back expressionless, and thinks to itself:
"00110100010101001010110"
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- KVRian
- 834 posts since 2 Mar, 2008 from Melbourne, Australia
well i was going to writexybre wrote:Wtf does "4T¬" mean?soul_junkie wrote:GURU stares back expressionless, and thinks to itself:
"00110100010101001010110"
0111100101101111011101010010000001101011011011100110111101110111001000000110100101110100001000000110110101100101011000010110111001110011001000000110111001101111011101000110100001101001011011100110011100100000011000010111001100100000011101110110010101101100011011000010000001100001011100110010000001101001001000000110010001101111
but no one would have found it funny.....
Sound Engineer / Musician / Producer......but I'm always learning.
- KVRAF
- 7791 posts since 20 Jul, 2004 from Clearwater
Kriminal wrote:evidence please.djanthonyw wrote:Actually, the Synth Squad has played a major role in all most all of Joel's tracks. I believe he was the first user that's not part of the dev team to have it since the early alpha phase. He's been using it for years.soul_junkie wrote:Shame most of his tracks were made prior to, and not with Synth Squad![]()
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andy_cytomic wrote:It is indeed. If you check the latest FM mag you will see that Joel says the main driving synth sound in 'Faxing Berlin' and 'I Remember' is Strobe with a little bit of reverb. He also uses Cypher in productions.whyterabbyt wrote:Possibly related to the Strobe, Cypher, Amber triumvirate?Uncle E wrote:A while ago, deadmau5 spoke of a beta FXpansion synth that he used on everything. Was that synth ever revealed?
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- KVRAF
- 11373 posts since 3 Feb, 2003 from Finland, Espoo
soul_junkie wrote:Well there you go kids....credit cards at the ready.djanthonyw wrote:Actually, the Synth Squad has played a major role is all most all of Joel's tracks. He was one of the first people that were not part of the dev team to have it since its early alpha phase. He's been using it for years.soul_junkie wrote:Shame most of his tracks were made prior to, and not with Synth Squad![]()
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But in all seriousness, i think that confirms my conspiracy theory. That Deadmau5 was a leftfield marketing tool placed in the dance scence by FXPansion in order to promote & create a groundswell of anticipation about there upcoming product release.
It went down like this....
Scene:
It's a dark cold Canadian night, and a skinny internet warrior is meeting with some English software developers.
"So, we here you've got some programming chops & make a bit of music, what are you working on"
"Well I've been helping my mate Adam with some of his tracks, I think he might be onto something"
Suits listen to the tracks
"Yeah this is some good stuff...do you reckon you could make it"
"Yeah, yeah..it's pretty easy, just alot of saws"
"Saws you reckon...well let me tell you, this new product we're developing has the best saws ever, it'll be perfect"
Suits hand over a DVD labelled "SS V1(a)"
"This is only an alpha test, have a play around, make some of that stuff you've got there and get back to us. If we like it, we might have some big plans for you"
As the skinny kid leaves the suits pull him up...
"Hey, this stays between us yeah"
The kid rushes home and installs the new software & gets working with some of his mate Adam's grooves.
Scene:
FXpansion Towers, London - six months later.
The kid sits with the suits, he hands over a flash drive wiht a bunch of tracks, all very similar, but all made with the new super software.
"This is really good. Exactly what we were after...
Ok here's the deal. With these tracks we can make you a star. We've spoken to our fiends in Denver, as well as Pete, and they've organised to give you all the exposure you'll need. With our plan now implemented, you'll make alot of money, tour the world and we pull of the greatest piece of marketing ever. All you have to do is keep making these tracks, just like this so it becomes 'your sound', and then when we tell you, mention in an interview that you made your music with our software. Because of your popularity, everyone we will be eager to get their hands on our software"
The kid sits back in amazement
"Wow thats a great plan guys, you've thought of everything. I just have on question. Won't people just ask on forums like KVR how to make the sound and people will tell them it actually quite easy, it's just alot of saws. Don;t get me wrong, your saws are great i had alot of fun with them but yeah..."
The suits look at each other and laugh manically
"This is the best part kid, because no one can ever really copy someone's sound exactly due to certain factors like EQ and so on, as well as our unique special saws you're using, people can explain perfectly, but no one will ever really get it exactly. They'll go around in circles...It's foolproof"
The suits let out another burst of spine-chilling laughter and slide some papers forward. They look forcefully into the his eyes and toss him a pen. The kid signs and gets up to leave. The suits look at each other knowing that the plan is finally set in stone.
As the kid leaves he stops at the door and turns back
"But what about Adam, I mean it was his..."
"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine. You're on your own now kid.
Look if you don't want him to know it's you...I don't know where a disguise or something".
We need a "classic posts" hall of fame thing or something. This would be in it.
Cheers!
bManic
"Wisdom is wisdom, regardless of the idiot who said it." -an idiot
"They don't ban hate speech; they ban speech they hate." -an oracle
"They don't ban hate speech; they ban speech they hate." -an oracle
- KVRAF
- 20736 posts since 22 Nov, 2000 from Southern California
In my mind, the English suits started out sounding like a Guy Ritchie movie then morphed into Tony Soprano by the end.soul_junkie wrote:It went down like this....
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- KVRist
- 312 posts since 11 Mar, 2003 from Dunedin, Florida
Dood. I thought Deadmau5 was originally a marketing tool for FL Studio. I wonder how much FXpansion paid to borrow him for their nefarious marketing plans...
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- KVRist
- 311 posts since 13 Sep, 2008 from Wandering
Soul Junkie's post was probably one of the best i've ever read on this forum.
The Post Hall Of Fame thing is pretty great... I think I'll start one. Soul Junkie I hope you don't mind if I put your post in there?

[edit]: That's been made actually. It's called Today's Quotables. I embarassed myself in front of all of KVR by utilizing bManic's idea. Thanks, bManic.
(only kidding about the mad face.)
The Post Hall Of Fame thing is pretty great... I think I'll start one. Soul Junkie I hope you don't mind if I put your post in there?
[edit]: That's been made actually. It's called Today's Quotables. I embarassed myself in front of all of KVR by utilizing bManic's idea. Thanks, bManic.
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- KVRAF
- 1509 posts since 28 Oct, 2003 from London, UK
Still indulging in spine-chilling laughter here, as are our fiends in Denver 
Mayur Maha
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