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When I saw the new theme, immediately I had to remember a story about some people that once were figuratively and literally pissed-off.


OK, here we go... :roll:

In the early 80's there was a band in Belgium - let's call them the Bad Bunch - similar to Led Zeppelin.
Not on musical level but in arrogance and bad behaviour they were alike. 8)

Once we had a gig where they were top of the bill.
We found out that their dressing room was a separate bungalow with a double
bathroom-toilet, 1 step higher (perfect for the plan ! :wink:

As always they would arrive too late ("stardom" :hihi:) so we had plenty of time to get a fistful of yeast (from the local bakery) for every toilet.

While we did our set, the roadies dropped the 'catalyser' at the ideal moment to get a maximum of effect... ...and so it did ! :help:
The mass started popping up when the lead singer sat on the 'chair'...
Bingo !!!

The Bad (Brown) Bunch didn't play that night... :oops:

A dirty joke maybe, but that depends only of being on the right/wrong place in the joke. 8)

I called the song Sheet instead of Shit, 'cose that's the way it's pronounced in the song and to avoid the radio censor ! :wink:

Open first your umbrella, before you open the song in yer media player.

Link (follow the smell) :

http://maxebelga.kara-moon.com/music/09 ... -Sheet.mp3

Cheers and strength,

Max... .. . :P
Carpo diem ergo sum !

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In a desperate last-ditch attempt to stop me posting this, my keyboard's space bar suddenly refused to generateanyspaces. But, being a stupid keyboard, it didn't realise I had a spare lying around. So, here is Purple Pain: an attempt to deliver on both interpretations of the competition (and therefore probably fail to satisfy either).

Purple Pain

Enjoy (or whatever it takes to get through this).

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Echo Voodoo and Steever present
:arrow: Who's watching the kids

Not being overly proficient in the 'angry music' area, I enlisted the aid of my co-worker Steever, who was a guitarist for 80s thrash metal band Corpus Vile. Steve gave me a couple of guitar tracks and a bass line, to which I added Jamstix2, lyrics, and vocals.

Used: Steever mentioned using Aradaz Crunch; not sure of his guitar. I used a Zoom H2, FL Studio 9, Jamstix2, Voxengo Boogex, Classic Compressor, Parametric EQ2, Tessla Pro, FerricTDS, Ohmicide, Kombinat, Uhbik-F, Uhbik-A, and Barricade.


The song is based on a crisis occuring in our local Child and Family Services departments in the past few years. A number of children who were known to CFS were known to be in unstable situations; in some cases, children were taken from abusive families and then later returned to those same families, or placed in other unstable and abusive situations. Several children died, some after abuse and torture. The agencies are understaffed and the staff are undertrained; the system is failing. The kicker? Recent audits show that the head of one of these agencies pulled in 4 times her base salary through bonuses and 'gifts', while field agents remain underpaid and frequently unsupported.

Lyrics:

New family visit
Check out the scene
Make sure the kids are living healthy and clean
This one has bruises
And this one cries
But you're ignoring what you see with your eyes

Who's watching the kids
You know this ain't right
Leave them with their abusers
Hope they make it through the night

And now we're searching
Looking for a child
No one's seen her in a long long while
But six months later
It'll make you ill
They find her body in an old land fill

Who's watching the kids
You know they can't fight
Living with their abusers
They won't make it through the night

So can we change it
Who can tell
You'd think their boss would be catching hell
But she gets a bonus
Just like last year
While all the kids are still living in fear

Who's watching the kids
You know this ain't right
Leave them with their abusers
Hope they make it through the night

Who's watching the kids
You know they can't fight
Living with their abusers
They won't make it through the night

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All Hail The King

Wall Street duplicity
Global warming fantasy
I guess you get what you deserved
Socialistic lunacy - Democrat hypocracy
Taking away all that I've earned

All Hail The King
All Hail The King
All Hail The.....

Tea parties everywhere
Revolutions in the air
They'll tax and spend your way to hell
Purple mountain majesty
The country's screwed entirely
Just what the hell did you expect?

All Hail The King
All Hail The King
All Hail The King
All Hail The King
All Hail The....

Fight - Fight - Fight!

All Hail The King Video:
How's that "Hope and Change" working out for you now? - Fed up? - Speak up!

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Police-Stuff
mp3 / 1:33 / 2.15 MB

Dedicated with (mostly) imaginary rancor to two T(h)oms.


Used: MU.LAB, sfz (Big Mono), Classic Reverb, GlaceVerb, Aries Verb, GHi, FerricTDS, guitar, bass, dollar store recorder.
No longer a moderator.

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I give you bunch of wussez the National Anthem of the People's Republic of Cornholia.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Burn It All Down!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:



As a special cherry on the insult cake, I made heavy use of the world's most annoying sample. Try not to puke when it comes.
Every time you use autotune, God kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens.

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Pissed Off


Used: Logic Studio, Studio Devil, reFX Nexus

Oh yeah and this:

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But with these strings....Tuned B E A D G B

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Lyrics:


The radio plays on....
I don't....
....want this song!

Let me tell you
Nothing at all can
Know my sorrow

Let me turn to what
I can hardly hate.

Yes hate.

"You better vote for me..."
"Or I will destroy YOU!"

Like this I will throw it up tonight
You want me to piss you off
Well it's your life

You don't want cute?
You don't want trite?

Well who the hell are you to tell me what I write

I depend on melody, in my songs
You took that away from me
Now it's all
Gone
WRONG!!!!!!!

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Last edited by tomg on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Like the ads on the bus are saying: There really is no god, so stop worrying!

Just enjoy the Universe expanding.

StopWorring

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Another metal song with black and death metal influences.

mtilli - Alienation

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