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S.HUSH · Post by **S.HUSH** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:58 am

LauraMichelJarre wrote:You're right. Ignore the "kiddies" idea, I was having a blonde moment.

What's *that* supposed to mean??? Are you insinuating that blondes are dumb or something? Sorry but that's a very bad stereotype. I myself am blonde and i shoor is knot a dummie!

S.HUSH · Post by **S.HUSH** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:18 am

This blonde was late for work and her boss asked, "Where the hell have you been? You're late"!!! The blonde responded, "Yes sir. I apologize but i went to the mall to buy a shirt and they had a power outage. I got stuck in the escalator for 2 hours"!

S.HUSH · Post by **S.HUSH** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:22 am

This blonde found her husband in bed with another woman and flipped out. She grabbed a gun and pointed it to her temple cussing and yelling, "I can't believe this! You @#!#! cheating bastard"!!!! Her husband lied in bed pointing and laughing at her "Go ahead, kill yourself haha"! She yelled back, "Don't you laugh! You're next"!!!

S.HUSH · Post by **S.HUSH** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:27 am

This 37 year old blonde was in the 3rd grade when one of her fellow third grade students asked, "How many times did you flunk" to which the blonde replied, "Not sure. I'm bad at math".

LauraMichelJarre · Post by **LauraMichelJarre** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:08 am

I got a jigsaw for my birthday labelled "2-5 years".

Which was great because it only took me 18 months in the end.

Max el Belga · Post by **Max el Belga** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:26 pm

Oh dear ! The time it took me to understand Laura's joke beats everything !

I've got an excuse though ! I imagined her with dark hair !

(and in that case the only reasonable conclusion would have been, she'd be on something heavier than Coca-Cola light - like for example a double coffee on the rocks with a slice of water melon)

Bartender, another coffee, please,

Max... .. .

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:28 pm

A blonde was sat at the kitchen table with a box of frosted flakes spread all over it. Her husband asked her what she was doing and she said "I've been up all night trying to finish this jigsaw puzzle - the box shows it's a tiger, but I don't even know where to start."

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:32 pm

vespers75 wrote:Jack SoliuM - Oh hell yeah, another black metal track...I love the shit out of this!

Thumbs up from me on that one too!

Wyatt · Post by **Wyatt** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:41 pm

The dumb is not all blonde, eh?

So the brunette asks the blonde, "Where do you think you're going?"

"I just don't know where I'm going to", replies the blonde.

"Dear, you must never end a sentence with a preposition", the brunette said haughtily.

"I just don't know where I'm going to, bitch", said the blonde with a smile.

Scoops · Post by **Scoops** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:06 pm

LauraMichelJarre wrote:You're right. Ignore the "kiddies" idea, I was having a blonde moment. Could be some sort of memory limitation (cached DNS table or memory problem) in Scoop's modem or on his PC?

A modem reboot can sometimes be helpful (set browser to modem address - something like 192.168.0.1 or 192.168.0.10) and log in and click the reboot option if it's there.

Sometimes the following works in Windoze:

Start-Run-Command

then at the command prompt

cd \windows\system32
ipconfig /flushdns

Thanks for your help Laura, but I had it correct the first time.
My ISP couldn't resolve the DNS. They gave me number for a differnt DNS server, and now, I'm in. Let's see how long it lasts.

-Scps

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:56 pm

JacK_SoliuM - Seul, Je rumine lentement toute ma haine:
Oh, hell yes.
There's a great Burzum-esque vibe going on here, especially in the guitar. Really dig those vocals, too!
Top-notch stuff, Jacques.

vespers75 · Post by **vespers75** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:21 am

D.H.Miltz - Nice little slab of classic punk you got there. The lyrics were rather sparse, but the attitude and smart-ass sense of humor were cool.

Scoops · Post by **Scoops** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:09 am

OK

It's getting close to posting the next contest.
I'm looking at doing a genre based theme cuz we haven't done one in a while

So....any suggestions?

-Scps

D.H. Miltz · Post by **D.H. Miltz** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:15 am

vespers75 wrote:D.H.Miltz - Nice little slab of classic punk you got there. The lyrics were rather sparse, but the attitude and smart-ass sense of humor were cool.

Thanks, vespers75. (And, no, not my finest hour lyrically speaking.)

Echo Voodoo · Post by **Echo Voodoo** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:20 am

Scoops wrote:I'm looking at doing a genre based theme cuz we haven't done one in a while

So....any suggestions?

80s synthpop?

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