WTB: The rules for producing music (or share ur Haikus... whatever)

[eduardo_b]

I thought it was established in MY thread that there are no rules or did I get that wrong as well?

It's more like there's no rules after there are rules. Or there are rules and there aren't rules. Or something like that.

[Chuck E. Jesus]

just a bunch of slack-jawed gawkers here in this forum, no serious sellers to be found.

i knew i should have gotten payment up front...

it only takes one beatdown from huggy bear and you'll never forget again

see, and i thought i could learn everything from teh interwebz...

[eduardo_b]

I can afford, ummm... $60. And none of that sketchy European money!

Or I could exchange either some artistic integrity or emotional connection if you prefer a trade.

Please PM any serious offers, thanks!

Funny how you become fixated on certain things, like they're shiny objects.

Don't toy with me, man! Either sell me the m-f-ing rules (and throw in a copy of the rules of buying jam) or GTFO of my thread.

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

nah, i think the problem is i should have posted this in Market Place. just a bunch of slack-jawed gawkers here in this forum, no serious sellers to be found.

I guess rules are like music. No inherent monetary value anymore.

[eduardo_b]

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

[debra1rlo]

I guess rules are like music. No inherent monetary value anymore.

depends... i've actually made more money from releasing my CD for free (donation optional) than i have on the tracks i contributed to 2 compilations by a known artist in Europe on a "real" label.

w00t! momma's getting a new guitar cord!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneone11!!!!!!

[debra1rlo]

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

[eduardo_b]

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

[debra1rlo]

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

let's let history
be the judge of that haiku
time is on my side

[eduardo_b]

Maybe it's the word "rules" you're having problems with. Let's call them something else -- best practices. See if you can buy those.

sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

let's let history
be the judge of that haiku
time is on my side

Well at least you have that.

[generalstargazer]

here you go:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4494553_produce-music.html

You can send the money via paypal.

[debra1rlo]

here you go:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4494553_produce-music.html

You can send the money via paypal.

those are merely suggestions. i want rules, dammit. i want order and the threat of authority to keep me in line. then it will be super sweet when i bend or break teh rules.

[debra1rlo]

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

let's let history
be the judge of that haiku
time is on my side

Well at least you have that.

i think that i shall
continue to answer you
in haiku form, ed

[eduardo_b]

Yes, I remember this one, and how I was pondering what it might actually mean. How about haiku instead.

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

let's let history
be the judge of that haiku
time is on my side

Well at least you have that.

i think that i shall
continue to answer you
in haiku form, ed

Actually, I'm thinking I like haiku better.

[Meffy]

@eduardo: It's a command line invoking "sed", a *nix stream editor. It goes through "thisThread" and globally replaces all occurrences of the string "rule" with "practice". Or it would if thisThread were a text file instead of a thread on KVR.

"sed -i 's/rule/practice/g' thisThread"

Obviously Deb's haiku refer to sed's predecessor, "ed", a line editing program.

[debra1rlo]

ed's claim of rules
disappears in the night fog
watch ed backpedal

Amazing how you managed to find so much meaning in that small line of characters. Incorrect interpretation, of course, but nice effort. Fictional haiku, I think.

let's let history
be the judge of that haiku
time is on my side

Well at least you have that.

i think that i shall
continue to answer you
in haiku form, ed

Actually, I'm thinking I like haiku better.

you might change your tune
when i bust out my rhymes on
masturbation, ed