Vuvuzela Filtering

[dhalfen]

f**king waves, if you are going to stick a hoover up onto my bank account...

Oh, I think they've gone one better than Hoover:


That's right, kids! It's basically an oil drum with suction!

[hibidy]

Surely the correct method is laser assisted AK47 at the Stadium. This will reduce the overall level by -100db and will be more effective on each use. You may need to remove the AK47 noise with a pop n click filter but hey, prevention is better than cure.

Or alternatively:



Yeah, might be a little extreme.....

[hibidy]

f**king waves, if you are going to stick a hoover up onto my bank account...

Oh, I think they've gone one better than Hoover:


That's right, kids! It's basically an oil drum with suction!

Of course! f**kers are in league with BP

[UltraJv]

Surely the correct method is laser assisted AK47 at the Stadium. This will reduce the overall level by -100db and will be more effective on each use. You may need to remove the AK47 noise with a pop n click filter but hey, prevention is better than cure.

Or alternatively:



Yeah, might be a little extreme.....

Neat idea, I believe thats an al qaeda model and may be a little inaccurate, so it may not hit the target bang on..

[deaf dunderkwac]

Yes, let's play to the announcers' egos!!! Have you ever listened to these lame-brains? (Of course, we can't avoid 'em.) Half the time, like most sports announcers, they're not even talking (or talking meaningfully) about the game at hand -- they turn into gossip gabbers and gab-gab-gab...

LOL- I was working one basketball game when the producer got on the intercom and ordered me to shut off the announcer's mics for about 10 minutes. For no reason other then the producer wanted to listen to the sfx I was mixing

Apparently I was doing something 'different' and I got lots more work after that.

After the game the producer told me he disliked those announcers because all they did was talk crap.

no one complained

[hibidy]

al qaeda

[UltraJv]

Really?

http://waves.com/content.aspx?id=5798

This has to be a joke, surely? Im looking at the site and it seems to be real

[debra1rlo]

my bf, a minute ago after i explained this thread:

"if i had won the 70 million dollar lottery, i still wouldn't spend $2900 on a filter for the Methuselah noise"

[djanthonyw]

Apparently they've run out of ideas...

[UltraJv]

my bf, a minute ago after i explained this thread:

"if i had won the 70 million dollar lottery, i still wouldn't spend $2900 on a filter for the Methuselah noise"

Yea, for that kind of money, it ought to remove pussy farts too...

[dhalfen]

Surely the correct method is laser assisted AK47 at the Stadium. This will reduce the overall level by -100db and will be more effective on each use. You may need to remove the AK47 noise with a pop n click filter (and maybe muffle a few screams) but hey, prevention is better than cure.

Nah, we just need to fight fire with fire: what we really should do is ring the top of the stadium with amps and blast Merzbow through 'em -- something LOUD and truly in-your-business like "Oersted" or "Pulse Demon" would do nicely. I'd give those horn-blowers 5 minutes before they stampede to the exits.

They want noise? We'll GIVE 'em NOISE!!!

Alternatively, post Tony Soprano types at the entrance to actively remove the issue...

Yeah, but then they might cut to the credits without actually doing anything.

(It's kinda like shifting your car into "Park" while doing 90 MPH. Or, in the case of the actual finale, 15 MPH. )

[debra1rlo]

my bf, a minute ago after i explained this thread:

"if i had won the 70 million dollar lottery, i still wouldn't spend $2900 on a filter for the Methuselah noise"

Yea, for that kind of money, it ought to remove pussy farts too...

queef relief? :wheee:

[dhalfen]

After the game the producer told me he disliked those announcers because all they did was talk crap.

no one complained

And no one ever would!

Really?

http://waves.com/content.aspx?id=5798

This has to be a joke, surely? Im looking at the site and it seems to be real

That's WHY I did a screen capture -- granted, ya could always mock up this kind of nonsense, but I just HAD to set it in stone for myself. Uuuun-beeee-lieeev-able.

[UltraJv]

my bf, a minute ago after i explained this thread:

"if i had won the 70 million dollar lottery, i still wouldn't spend $2900 on a filter for the Methuselah noise"

Yea, for that kind of money, it ought to remove pussy farts too...

queef relief?

I had to look up queef :

Vaginal flatulence was featured in the cable television series South Park during 13th season in episode number 1304, "Eat, Pray, Queef."[13] The episode spoofed and examined gender-based double-standards with respect to humor, prudery, and bodily function. The word "queef" was first mentioned on the series in the season 3 episode, "World Wide Recorder Concert

[debra1rlo]

my bf, a minute ago after i explained this thread:

"if i had won the 70 million dollar lottery, i still wouldn't spend $2900 on a filter for the Methuselah noise"

Yea, for that kind of money, it ought to remove pussy farts too...

queef relief?

I had to look up queef :

Vaginal flatulence was featured in the cable television series South Park during 13th season in episode number 1304, "Eat, Pray, Queef."[13] The episode spoofed and examined gender-based double-standards with respect to humor, prudery, and bodily function. The word "queef" was first mentioned on the series in the season 3 episode, "World Wide Recorder Concert

ah yes,"Eat Pray Queef" was the first thing I thought of when you said that
that episode is definitely worth a view @ southparkstudios.com