September Contest: Gossip

[Scoops]

Important Notice
Important Notice

In a few moments, I'll be leaving for short vacation.
I'll have limited access to a computer, so I've asked Max to help mind the store in my absence. I'll be back in about a week

Any questions related to this contest, Max should be able to handle.

I'll be putting the boots in the entries when I get back.

Have a great day

Scoops

Important Notice
Important Notice

[Max el Belga]

Lucky me ! Not too many questions 'til now.
I'm still busy trying to find out where Scoops has hidden the key to the liquor depot and invent a way to neutralize the smoke detectors in the toilets !
My Tanga-Girls are redecorating the interior of the contest hall and S. Klaus is rehearsing some brand-new "Hohoho's" for the happy-hour party tonight.

Cheers,

Max... .. .

[folderol]

While the cat's away, the mice will play

[Max el Belga]

folderol, I haven't seen a single mice here at the orgy I had prepared !
Let's say I was the only rat present !
I guess the average age of the contesters might be a handicap for extravagances.

I just hope/wish Scoops comes back in time and in perfect health, 'cose I have no intention at all of taking over the throne.

Now I have to clean up the party ravage all alone while S. Klaus and the T-Girls will be snoring a few hours more !
How can I disconnect that smoke alarm; it's giving me an elephantic headache !

Cheers,

Max... .. .

[shrikant]

Max el Belga Lucky me ! Not too many questions 'til now.

Max... .. .

Psst...Can I borrow that boot till the month end ? I promise I will return it in good condition on 1/10/2010.
I dont know any "reviews"

[Max el Belga]

"Borrow a boot" looks like an important question...
Maybe we should solve it through a referendum...
And what's the purpose ? Using it as a toy instrument ?
What's your size, which colour, high or medium high, left, right or both boots ?

Look out ! For every question I might have a dozen in return...

See you later folks, for more stupid answers to treat interesting problems,

OmbudsmanMax... .. .

[shrikant]

Max el Belga
And what's the purpose ? Using it as a toy instrument ?

OmbudsmanMax... .. .

I want to hide it till the month end. So that the Boss wont find it when he returns and can not use it on people like me who don't know how to do reviews.

Will you help ?

If not, you may have to ghost write my reviews for me. That would be a better alternative.

[Max el Belga]

Well Shrikant, I'm easily convinced with an evident argument like : "If not, you may have to ghost write my reviews for me."
So I immediately have sent you via UPS a box of boots.
Since you didn't mention size nor other details, I've filled the crate with 1 sample of every size, colour, left, right, low, medium and high.
Please take care of the freight costs, import taxes, etc.

Seriously, your statement about the difficulty of writing reviews is probably the prove that doing a negative critique is a lot easier than a constructive one.

Here's a solution : checking this moth's instructions I found out Scoops didn't specify the language in which the reviews have to be written, so I suggest you do it in yer own language and you can write anything you want.

Cheers,

OmbudsMax... .. .

[D.H. Miltz]

For that matter, it only says "do reviews" not "write reviews" so perhaps you could post video of interpretative dance reviews, or semaphore or shadow puppetry or something. Or make drawings or paintings.

[Max el Belga]

A great idea, D.H. Miltz !
If we go on this way, I'm sure Scoops will think twice about going on a holiday and leave us all alone in the near and also far away future...

This month I'm gonna make it extra difficult for me : I'll do my song in a new sequencer !
Although still fantastic, Logic for PC is getting a bit old and is missing a few new top-quality gadgets...
All of you can guess the new 1 of course : Reaper ! (I gave it the 'Logic' skin )

Cheers,

BudMax... .. .

[shrikant]

Max el Belga
So I immediately have sent you via UPS a box of boots.
Since you didn't mention size nor other details, I've filled the crate with 1 sample of every size, colour, left, right, low, medium and high.
Please take care of the freight costs, import taxes, etc.
OmbudsMax... .. .

Got the parcel released. This has been the most profitable month for me at KVR.Sold all of them and made good profit even after paying the charges.Thanks,Max
I better get into import export business instead of making what I call "music".

Thanks Miltz for the suggestion. I may write my review in one of the modes suggested by you.Writing in my own language as suggested by Max is also an excellent idea .

Thanks

[Daniel Pompougnac]

No submission from mine this month, beacause a part of my home-studio is dead (thunderbolt)
I must wait the end of the month to buy a new audiocard, and a new mixer.
Sorry.

[mvrasseli]

Asking again: Can we use Mario Paint Composer as a child instrument??
Thanks!
Daniel Pompougnac
I'm sorry brother.

[Max el Belga]

mvrasseli, so your question didn't get any reply...
Hohoho ! That's maybe why Scoops took a week off to leave the problem for me...

While listening to my sister on the phone (usually min. 1 & a half hour), I took a look at the "Mario Paint Composer".
Obviously it's something to play with for children, so I immediately downloaded the thingie !
I haven't installed it yet, 'cose I have to answer you quickly and then run to the kitchen to make the evening meal, but IMO it's some kind a mini-micro sequencer.
I consider my sequencer as an instrument, so I accept "Mario Paint Composer" as OK.

The wife calls me, so I'm off for a while,

BigBrotherMax... .. .

[mvrasseli]

Thanks big brother (was that an 1984 analogy?).