KVR Audio

Acrobat · Post by **Acrobat** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:47 pm

this is still going??? Oh my God it's 2 years!!!!!

Esgalachoir · Post by **Esgalachoir** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:51 pm

Acrobat wrote:this is still going??? Oh my God it's 2 years!!!!!

It's going to keep going...and going...and going...and going...

Silly dev didn't implement a panic function.

shuddy · Post by **shuddy** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:28 am

My plug in is starting to look like a Borg, are we all going to be assimilated, afterall resistance is futile....no, no , NO

at leaqst it finished the album.

i could dig going on tour with the borg collective---or woul it be some mix of borg collective, and kvr collective.

Shuddy

and mine now goes to 12

mr · Post by mr » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:35 am

Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:54 am

mr wrote:Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)

Oh to 'H' with it...mine goes all the way....

NAD · Post by **NAD** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:02 pm

trimph1 wrote:
mr wrote:Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)
Oh to 'H' with it...mine goes all the way....

Mine knocked me up and isn't returning my calls!

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:40 pm

NAD wrote:
trimph1 wrote:
mr wrote:Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)
Oh to 'H' with it...mine goes all the way....
Mine knocked me up and isn't returning my calls!

You gotta watch that, next time go to "Options" and click the "Condom Mode" checkbox.

spirit · Post by **spirit** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:39 am

woolyloach wrote:
NAD wrote:
trimph1 wrote:
mr wrote:Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)
Oh to 'H' with it...mine goes all the way....
Mine knocked me up and isn't returning my calls!
You gotta watch that, next time go to "Options" and click the "Condom Mode" checkbox.

Condom mode is greyed out here !!

Do you think I have a virus ?

bailees7irish · Post by **bailees7irish** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:35 am

Acrobat wrote:this is still going??? Oh my God it's 2 years!!!!!

yep,
and it wasn't funny 2 yrs ago

Esgalachoir · Post by **Esgalachoir** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:41 am

bailees7irish wrote: yep,
and it wasn't funny 2 yrs ago

I think the ultimate purpose of this thread was to distract trollers.

tattiemannie · Post by **tattiemannie** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:21 am

Esgalachoir wrote:

Unlike most plug ins which hog your cpu, this plug in actually GIVES you cpu power!!!

Correct! It draws excess heat from the cpu heatsink, and draws nitrogen from the atmosphere, and converts the energy and nitrogen into an electrochemical event .... creating an endothermic reaction so intense that it not only cools the cpu ( thereby enhancing performance ), but also gives rise to superconductivity in an organised and algorithmic fashion.

That's why guitarists have reported, that when they have played through thisplugin, they can tickle a chord, unplug the guitar and put it back in its case, then go have a bath, get dressed, go out for a few drinks, come home, and still have to pull down the channel fader in order to create a release phase.

This only happens in extreme settings though, but be careful ... otherwise, you will be faced with the choice of either opening up your computer case and aiming a blowtorch at the cpu heatsink in order to overload and exhaust thisplugin's energy converting capacity, or shutting down the pc in order to stop the chord at pre-fade.

The smart way though, is to wrap a carrier bag around your PC, and create a controllable opening/closing of the bag. By modifying the flow of nitrogen, thisplugin becomes the ultimate sustainer facilty. Yeah sure, the closing of the bag opening will reduce air flow and cause the cpu to heat up, but this will have a similar effect as the blowtorch method, coupled with the suppression of the endothermic electrochemical reaction by way of limiting avilable nitrogen. A bit of practice , or adaptation of this arrangement will result in the abilty to envelope shape!
.... who would have thought that one day, violin parts could be produced from a hammer and an a neighbours car bonnet??

Esgalachoir · Post by **Esgalachoir** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:37 am

tattiemannie wrote: This only happens in extreme settings though, but be careful ... otherwise, you will be faced with the choice of either opening up your computer case and aiming a blowtorch at the cpu heatsink in order to overload and exhaust thisplugin's energy converting capacity, or shutting down the pc in order to stop the chord at pre-fade.
...
.... who would have thought that one day, violin parts could be produced from a hammer and an a neighbours car bonnet??

So, you've done this before, eh?
If so, I don't feel so weird carrying around my blowtorch with my guitar and pc anymore

Also, are alluding to something like this?

http://www.life.com/image/80691325

t3toooo · Post by **t3toooo** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:12 am

darn,the latest version had crashed my host (babylon 5) !

somebody can confirm any problems?

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:07 pm

spirit wrote:
woolyloach wrote:
NAD wrote:
trimph1 wrote:
mr wrote:Mine is up to 14 (it skip 13 for some reason)
Oh to 'H' with it...mine goes all the way....
Mine knocked me up and isn't returning my calls!
You gotta watch that, next time go to "Options" and click the "Condom Mode" checkbox.
Condom mode is greyed out here !! Do you think I have a virus ?

It's possible - check to make sure you haven't accidentally selected the "Virus" preset. That used to get me all the time!

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:09 pm

t3toooo wrote:darn,the latest version had crashed my host (babylon 5) !

somebody can confirm any problems?

Working fine in Reaper.. weird. Email tech support! Typically this plugin knows when a crash is going to happen and self-modifies its code, but there might be an incompatability. Urgh.

this plug in is amazing