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Redmerkurii · Post by **Redmerkurii** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:57 pm

I concur. This thread is 17.382% more amazing than that thread.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:13 am

It can't be - I haven't posted in it yet

Esgalachoir · Post by **Esgalachoir** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:13 am

Muzik 4 Machines wrote:is it?

...as close as possible to being spam without actually being spam? Yes, it is.

Muzik 4 Machines · Post by **Muzik 4 Machines** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:35 am

how can it be spam when it's just empty
troll maybe, spam, not so much
BTW, can meffy or any other mod move it to the off topic, i just pressed new thread thinking this plug in was off topic, i see it's still in instruments

risome · Post by **risome** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:45 am

Muzik 4 Machines wrote:is it?

thread blah blah amazing blah blah blah analogue blah blah
Tom Ellard's new Max patches

Schneiderton

This plug in sends a MIDI sequence according to your distance to Florian Schneider. When Florian is asleep it plays only black notes. Requires GPSnatch.

OldSchoolTie

This object provides secret handshake access to government contracts over OSC.

BennyVel

Plays the Benny Hill theme music at a tempo = velocity/128 * 500BPM. (requires sax sample).

jit.Primer

Captures video from a QT compatible camera several weeks ahead of now. (NB. I already have reports that the Windows version is capturing an alternate universe where people are screaming burning skulls. Just mute the audio for now).

ClthuFlxMm

Man shall not know of this.

Monolake

Every Monolake album with one finger, or Duolake albums with two fingers. Three fingers is too many.

BJMax

This Max4Live patch was adapted from a Reaktor patch that was previously a Synthedit patch that has two oscillators through a low pass filter. As used by Bjork on tour.

HipAss

High pitched squeal like a pig through multiple speakers. Worse when binaural.

DopVmit

Constant nauseating Doppler effect.

Wggywggysplkbinkclnkity

Instant post graduate sound performance. Will fool most academics/get PhD. Takes seconds to set up. NB you must still come up with your own pack of lies/paper.

SteveJobs

One more thing through a distortion.
Blah

Bronto Scorpio · Post by **Bronto Scorpio** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:46 am

Muzik 4 Machines wrote:....i just pressed new thread thinking this plug in was off topic, i see it's still in instruments

This plugin *IS* an instrument

Doug1978-OLD · Post by **Doug1978-OLD** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:51 am

Muzik 4 Machines wrote:how can it be spam when it's just empty troll maybe, spam, not so much BTW, can meffy or any other mod move it to the off topic, i just pressed new thread thinking this plug in was off topic, i see it's still in instruments

This thread isn't as amazing as it was on page 1.
(Tbh, it was hard for it to improve any further after the third post

)

Zombie Queen · Post by **Zombie Queen** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:59 am

kelldammit · Post by **kelldammit** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:20 am

Zombie Queen wrote:

because...it just has that "magic" to it. it's one of those rare threads that has that little extra something you can't quite put your finger on, but somehow makes all the difference.
maybe it's just the subconscious anticipation of this thread? for me, personally, i've tried an awful lot of other threads, and i think this one lives up to the hype.

or something.

k

A.M. Gold · Post by **A.M. Gold** » Sat May 07, 2011 4:39 am

Just wondering (again) what the timetable is for the 64 bit release of this thread. Soon, I hope, jeez...

gdev1981 · Post by **gdev1981** » Sat May 07, 2011 7:23 am

risome wrote:
Muzik 4 Machines wrote:is it?
Three fingers is too many.

That's what she said!
P.S.

Boom!

EDIT:

Zoom Zoom Zoom!

Eh Zoom-zoom-zoom!

Nicole: Papa?

Papa: Nicole?

Laguna Rising · Post by **Laguna Rising** » Sat May 07, 2011 7:33 am

Woow ! it's getting better minute after minute...

macmurphy · Post by **macmurphy** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:07 am

i wish i hadn't said anything..

AdmiralQuality · Post by **AdmiralQuality** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:32 am

kx.001 · Post by **kx.001** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:44 am

ZenPunkHippy wrote:All my mixes are belong to this thread.

KVR Audio

this thread is amazing

Is THis Thread Amazing or Shit?