KVR Audio

DrApostropheX · Post by **DrApostropheX** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:18 pm

I actually don't need this as Ozone 5 Advanced can read my mind through my minitor headphones and by using a webcam to read my face can determine not only what frequency range I'm thinking of, but to what degree I'm either satisifed or dissatisfied with it. All I need to do is lean back in my chair and eat Cheez-Its and it does all the work!

maxxxter · Post by **maxxxter** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:21 pm

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Fritze · Post by **Fritze** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:26 pm

Wow, just when I thought it can't get any better. Chinese website says:

Demo Version

Will release soom

This is actually very much anticipated this time. There was this guy who once asked

¯\(°_o)/¯ How do mix drums?

This could be his long anticipated answer.

Fritze · Post by **Fritze** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:40 pm

Sampleconstruct wrote:In the screenshot it shows 3 styles: american, british and german -

Ah, come on! Now he even got some extra bonus points! Everybody knows that us germans are the bestestest audio engineerers in the whole wide of our own imagination. Aren't we exactly? Yes, I've got the biggest one...

... in my pants!

Sampleconstruct wrote:so none of those 200 emulated engineers came from Asia, Africa, Australia, Sibiria?

Not even one from his homecountry PRoC.

Sampleconstruct wrote:What if I'm into Bollywood or scandinavian ethnic music, will it work on these styles as well?

In these two cases I suggest British for Bollywood and German for the scandinavian one. You know, colony experience...

Sampleconstruct wrote:And what am I supposed to do with the spare time that will be generated by using THIS Plug-In?

Write another hit.
Now that the engineering is outta the way it got easy ...

Dean Aka Nekro · Post by **Dean Aka Nekro** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:40 pm

chacka wrote:Wow, just when I thought it can't get any better. Chinese website says:

Demo Version

Will release soom

This is actually very much anticipated this time. There was this guy who once asked

¯\(°_o)/¯ How do mix drums?

This could be his long anticipated answer.

ROLFLMFAO

x100 dude

DrApostropheX · Post by **DrApostropheX** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:45 pm

Well, there's my new signature.

@midnight · Post by **@midnight** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:45 pm

Thread is bringing it. Lol. Keep em coming boys its a slow day at work!!

Dunc · Post by **Dunc** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:59 pm

Hmm...

I see you still model your GUI's on that old Russian submarine control console you have out the back.

I have seen some nicer GUI's made using Synthedit, but apparently you obviously don't think it's worth the effort.

If I got my cat to sit in front of my mixer with your new EQ available to his paw input (no mouse available, he's on vacation), do you think he could have his sonic tastes auto EQ'd on a plate

Sorry, in a sceptical mood

Sampleconstruct · Post by **Sampleconstruct** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:01 pm

chacka wrote:
Sampleconstruct wrote:What if I'm into Bollywood or scandinavian ethnic music, will it work on these styles as well?
In these two cases I suggest British for Bollywood and German for the scandinavian one. You know, colony experience...

This answer is politically incorrect but historically correct which makes you win the 1st prize available in this thread:
A NFR copy of NEO EQ

DrApostropheX · Post by **DrApostropheX** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Dunc wrote:If I got my cat to sit in front of my mixer with your new EQ available to his paw input (no mouse available, he's on vacation), do you think he could have his sonic tastes auto EQ'd on a plate

Sorry, in a sceptical mood

Everyone knows cats use Purrtec EQs as they have better meow-pass filters.

b4serenity · Post by **b4serenity** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:38 pm

Wow, if you guys have a problem with his hyperbole marketing being over the top that's fine, but is it really necessary to pile on... for "fun"? Is it really that funny to make light of a person's nationality or ethnic background? Maybe he's just a Chinese guy trying the best he can. There are guys on this board who write in English who can't write it correctly... and it's their native language! Anyway, maybe there will be a demo we can try and judge the software instead of his English. No, I didn't almost write Engrish there. That would be wrong!; ) Seriously, is there some kind of history with him that I don't know about? I tried his Ruby Piano demo and thought it sounded awesome!

sunny_j · Post by **sunny_j** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:47 pm

Artificial Intelligence, Ozone face detection, asian, australian, scandanavian background

. Priceless !!!!

LMFAO x1000.

Best.Thread.Ever.

gpunk · Post by **gpunk** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:10 pm

b4serenity wrote:Wow, if you guys have a problem with his hyperbole marketing being over the top that's fine, but is it really necessary to pile on... for "fun"? Is it really that funny to make light of a person's nationality or ethnic background? Maybe he's just a Chinese guy trying the best he can. There are guys on this board who write in English who can't write it correctly... and it's their native language! Anyway, maybe there will be a demo we can try and judge the software instead of his English. No, I didn't almost write Engrish there. That would be wrong!; ) Seriously, is there some kind of history with him that I don't know about? I tried his Ruby Piano demo and thought it sounded awesome!

I would forget about it dude, there are a bunch of people in this forum that will try to annihilate anything that isn't from one of their deified devs, and then even worse a bunch of hangers on who jump into threads to flex their non existent wit backing up these previously mentioned bunch.

Meffy needs to pull his finger out with all this rubbish, KVRs reputation for being a complete joke nowadays is being made even worse

@midnight · Post by **@midnight** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:26 pm

gpunk, that was a good effort at trying to "rise above" but i'll explain to you why this guy gets a bunch of hilarious responses everytime he posts a link to one of his new plugins.

because he doesnt explain anything about the DSP behind them, and he doesn't provide demos. TWO BIG HUGE BRIGHT RED FLAGS, MY FRIEND.

So, don't worry about the KVR reputation too much, we're doing just fine.

loopdon · Post by **loopdon** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:01 am

I for one would like to demo it and make up my own mind.
Might bring something interesting to the table.

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