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HunterKiller · Post by **HunterKiller** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:44 pm

The Boss enters the scene.

zvenx · Post by **zvenx** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:49 pm

lol. you guys are funny as hell..lmao
rsp

DavyAch · Post by **DavyAch** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:56 pm

Hey, no problem.

Where do I send it to?

PS

Postage of the ilok is 500 euros...how would you like to pay??

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:25 pm

Jace-BeOS wrote:
Mushy Mushy wrote:
whyterabbyt wrote:Okay. Meet my contact on the Number 23 bus. They'll be dressed as the Pope. The password is 'fistula'.
LMFAO!
(if this means what I think it means )
What do you think it means?

The hint is in the fisted bit

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:38 am

Mushy Mushy wrote:
Jace-BeOS wrote:
Mushy Mushy wrote:
whyterabbyt wrote:Okay. Meet my contact on the Number 23 bus. They'll be dressed as the Pope. The password is 'fistula'.
LMFAO!
(if this means what I think it means )
What do you think it means?
The hint is in the fisted bit

i thought you might be thinking of that. Fisting is a sexual thing. Fistule is a medical thing. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fistule

Still kinda gross. i met a girl who has one so that they could stop putting a pic line into her heart with all her medical stuff. Pretty horrible.

nix808 · Post by **nix808** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:43 am

whyterabbyt wrote:Today's password is 'masticate,' and the contact will be dressed as a narwhal.

He will have no clothes on and have a horn?

Resonator63 · Post by **Resonator63** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:49 am

He'll be playing "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

metamorphosis · Post by **metamorphosis** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:24 am

HunterKiller wrote:The Boss enters the scene.

ZenPunkHippy · Post by **ZenPunkHippy** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:01 pm

Are you willing to accept Altiverb + $100?

DrGonzo · Post by **DrGonzo** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:04 pm

ZenPunkHippy wrote:Are you willing to accept Altiverb + $100?

You don't have anything else to sugar the deal with?

/C

filkertom · Post by **filkertom** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:23 pm

{poont poont poont} -is thing on? Guys, can you hear me? I'm deep inside Croatian territory. I swear, if you had told me thirty-six hours ago I'd be smuggling nuclear material through the Urals, accompanied by a Russian agent with a body like Salma Hayek and a tongue like a cat, I'd have never, ever taken that Altiverb. Or maybe I would've taken it even faster. Did you know there's a hidden Mongol tribe up here with a separate word in their language for each and every Altiverb preset? Seriously, there's a damn evidentiary trail going all the way to the Mayan prophecy of doom for Dec. 21. Something is going on, and I don't know that we can stop it.

Must run. The snow ninjas are near -- I can smell the vodka.

jethrobull · Post by **jethrobull** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:30 pm

The leaders agreed to seek the help of their international denominational and ecunemical partners to assist them on the issue.....................

ZenPunkHippy · Post by **ZenPunkHippy** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:03 pm

DrGonzo wrote:You don't have anything else to sugar the deal with?

Is there an upper limit to how much extra would be acceptable?

Or are you looking for a different kind of favour? Something other than cash that takes your fancy? <nudge, nudge>

Peace,
Andy.

HunterKiller · Post by **HunterKiller** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:17 am

metamorphosis wrote:
HunterKiller wrote:The Boss enters the scene.

polyslax · Post by **polyslax** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:43 pm

Nice IR this month:

We are very excited to bring you this news !

For several hours in May 2011, in a new Egypt, Master Healer, singer and musician Stellar arranged the King's chamber of the great Pyramid of Giza all for herself.

In that pitch dark resonant chamber in the heart of the pyramid, surrounded by solid Rose Granite and quartz walls 50 meter thick she recorded the vocal tracks for her album 'Sounds of Light'. She also recorded various mantras of love and creation and Lazu Ra Oh, sung in the original "language of Light" which represents the marriage of the Divine Union, the inner balance of the masculine and feminine within.

And then she recorded a number of beautiful impulse responses for Altiverb.

The king's chamber is a lonely, dark, and silent place. It measures 10.47 metres (34.4 ft) from east to west and 5.234 metres (17.17 ft) north to south. It has a flat roof 5.974 metres (19.60 ft) above the floor and is entirely faced with granite. The only object in it is a rectangular granite "sarcophagus".

Apart from a 13 second reverb tail several remarkable resonances can be heard that are connected to 432 Hz, the fundamental of Stellar's native and ultimately natural tone scale and of this Universe.

An interesting way to "experience" this IR of the Kings Chamber is to retune your music and instruments to concert A pitch A = 432Hz and then the true resonance of this ancient chamber can be brought to life for your musical creations.

As can be appreciated in these impulse responses The King's chamber resonates very strongly to an F# chord, and the Kings Chamber coffer resonates to A, which is the Minor third of F-sharp. 729 Hz and its octaves are the big notes: it is a perfect F-sharp when A is tuned to 432 Hz. However the modern well tempered F-sharp of 740 Hz (A=440 Hz) is close enough to also bring the room to resonate, especially two octaves down at 185 Hz.

Thank you Marc Mitchell, Stellar's co-writer and producer, for connecting Audio Ease and Stellar.

And thank you, Stellar, for allowing thousands of Altiverb users to sit with you, deep in the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

Stellar's movie about the trip:

The resulting production:
http://stellar1.bandcamp.com/album/soun ... -e-p-vol-1

And one of Stellar's inspirations:
Brian T' Collins and all things 432 Hz: www.omega432.com

http://stellarandbriantcollins.bandcamp.com

You can listen to this IR here:
http://snd.sc/yQPsqM

Limited offer: give your Altiverb to me.