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Peter - IK Multimedia · Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:15 pm

Yes, wouldn't want him turning into the developer of the top guitar app in the App Store, consistent king of amp sims (as each "AmpliTube Killer" lines up and then warrants nary a post a month or two later), etc. You wouldn't want to wish Derek the success of "getting all IK Multimedia" or anything.

The squeaky wheel turns the cleverest of phrases, I see, but the thousands of non-squeaky wheels that feel our presence valuable are indeed valuable enough to us to stay here amongst the vocal haters. Thanks for the bump, too. Truly appreciated. Keep this thread going, I see a great many new people coming from it. Sometimes feeding things can cause growth, so thanks again! You've offered another bridge, we've paid the toll.

BMoore · Post by **BMoore** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:20 pm

Peter - IK Multimedia wrote:Yes, wouldn't want him turning into the developer of the top guitar app in the App Store, consistent king of amp sims (as each "AmpliTube Killer" lines up and then warrants nary a post a month or two later), etc. You wouldn't want to wish Derek the success of "getting all IK Multimedia" or anything.

The squeaky wheel turns the cleverest of phrases, I see, but the thousands of non-squeaky wheels that feel our presence valuable are indeed valuable enough to us to stay here amongst the vocal haters. Thanks for the bump, too. Truly appreciated. Keep this thread going, I see a great many new people coming from it. Sometimes feeding things can cause growth, so thanks again! You've offered another bridge, we've paid the toll.

Are you socially or mentally challenged?

What does "developer of the top guitar app in the App Store, consistent king of amp sim" has to do with IKM spamming this board??!!

You're the McDonalds of music software. Great! Pat yourselves on the back!

Aural Chaos · Post by **Aural Chaos** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:33 pm

This is the kind of mature professional presence that makes me want to avoid purchasing anything from a company- nice going IK!

Peter - IK Multimedia · Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:40 pm

Aural Chaos wrote:This is the kind of mature professional presence that makes me want to avoid purchasing anything from a company- nice going IK!

Ah, I apologize for being a human and not a machine. I thought we were accused of being spam machines? So confused. I know, we're not supposed to feed trolls and roll over at every accusation but I chose to respond with facts about the positives. Oh well. If you are interested in any product we make separated for your feelings about me, feel free to PM me to discuss and I'll see what I can do. I'm a human after all, and there are many here who can say I'm a kind, generous, and helpful human.

Peter - IK Multimedia · Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:43 pm

BMoore wrote:
Are you socially or mentally challenged?

What does "developer of the top guitar app in the App Store, consistent king of amp sim" has to do with IKM spamming this board??!!

You're the McDonalds of music software. Great! Pat yourselves on the back!

Wow, personal insult time. Awesome, I guess you don't need to follow the rules of the board when addressing an IK rep. I've seen that before, no biggie.

However, I never said top SELLING (though that's probably true too), I was speaking about top in general. Quality. So not McDonald's, pick your favorite high-end steakhouse, restaurant, or whatever, and substitute that for McDonald's and you'll then see the point as intended.

Edit - and I apologize for the turn of phrase/redirection of your intended insult being difficult to follow for you.

BMoore · Post by **BMoore** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:51 pm

Peter - IK Multimedia wrote:
BMoore wrote:
Are you socially or mentally challenged?

What does "developer of the top guitar app in the App Store, consistent king of amp sim" has to do with IKM spamming this board??!!

You're the McDonalds of music software. Great! Pat yourselves on the back!
Wow, personal insult time. Awesome, I guess you don't need to follow the rules of the board when addressing an IK rep. I've seen that before, no biggie.

However, I never said top SELLING (though that's probably true too), I was speaking about top in general. Quality. So not McDonald's, pick your favorite high-end steakhouse, restaurant, or whatever, and substitute that for McDonald's and you'll then see the point as intended.

Oh I'm sorry. My bad.
KFC. I meant KFC.

An I didn't think spamming this section was in the rules...

Peter - IK Multimedia · Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:57 pm

Except we're not spamming - didn't start the thread, gave opinions on the topic and other topics that have come up, rebutted a few times we've been baited is all. We know the rules. Been here a while, thanks for the concern though. Personal insults are, though. But hey I feel you get away with breaking certain rules, you feel we do. A day in the life here, whatever.

BMoore · Post by **BMoore** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:59 pm

Yes, you're the victim here..

I'm out. Keeping it civil.

Dean Aka Nekro · Post by **Dean Aka Nekro** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:23 pm

Peter - IK Multimedia wrote:Sorry, Dean, I was out having a few pints with Sasquatch but I'm back now. I wasn't trying to argue with you at all, and I think you do understand that. We both tend to just "type it out" and I don't have hard feelings with interactions with you. OK, that didn't sound good - especially after your offer to do "modeling"!!! Argh, I now need some bleach for my minds eye. Or maybe a few more pints with Mr Bigfoot (that should have been the name for Paul Gilbert & Billy Sheehan's little supergroup back in the 80s/90s!).

Edit - Found a picture. I'm not sure if this is Mister Bigfoot or just a sighting when Sasquatch walked in front of Billy Sheehan:

Mister Bigfooot

I miss mister bigfoot but Paul's been putting out some fantastic solo material so that has kept me very happy. Course we don't argue mate and Indeed never thought of our interactions as anything like that dude at all. As said I can see where You are coming from and vice versa, Like I said it is only a matter of time before I do have an iDevice and I will be app'd up

Nice one and best your way as always Peter, Modelling offer still stands

so wrong...

Dean

Derek Buddemeyer · Post by **Derek Buddemeyer** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:31 pm

I've been off here for a couple days...and man....quite the festival we have going on! I think maybe next time I'll just ask something a little less controversial: mike & Ike's or good 'n plenty....(no...these are not code names for guitar apps.)

You guys have fun....I'll be back next week!

Dean Aka Nekro · Post by **Dean Aka Nekro** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:45 pm

BMoore wrote:Are you socially or mentally challenged?

That is just dire and way below the lowest slung of belts. Does it make You feel big and clever? Compared with scum like You, I'd rather be amongst barbarians

Peter - IK Multimedia · Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:57 pm

Derek Buddemeyer wrote:I've been off here for a couple days...and man....quite the festival we have going on! I think maybe next time I'll just ask something a little less controversial: mike & Ike's or good 'n plenty....(no...these are not code names for guitar apps.)

You guys have fun....I'll be back next week!

BULL! Mike Soldano is making an Ike Turner model and you have an inside scoop on it before we do, which, for obvious reasons, infuriates me!!!! Or "Good & Plenty" has something to do with Brian May's tone on "Fat Bottomed Girls"! Spill the beans, mister!

That, or you're going to have odd microbrew from two dudes named Mike and Ike and enjoy your weekend. Which I sincerely hope you do, Derek. Rock on.

raintalk · Post by **raintalk** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:22 pm

Peter - IK Multimedia wrote:

Now if somebody could just photoshop in an iPad in bigfoot's hand, and then put him on a stage, then maybe I'd believe it more.

I not asking for much, some vids, some proof, but instead of delivering, Peter IK and IK suck ups would rather turn it... I can't believe so I must be a troll.

Right now I'd be happy to see a troll on stage performing with IK on an iPad.

Grab a camera, make some video's. It's not going to happen if you spend your time searching for bigfoot photos. That must have been productive time.

ObiWonder · Post by **ObiWonder** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:23 am

Derek Buddemeyer wrote:I've been off here for a couple days...and man....quite the festival we have going on! I think maybe next time I'll just ask something a little less controversial: mike & Ike's or good 'n plenty....(no...these are not code names for guitar apps.)

You guys have fun....I'll be back next week!

Zours! Definitely Zours, though I don't like how they come in a small bag now in a bigger box though. So back on topic? What is your favorite iOS amp sim? Well you already know with the new Slash models who it is....

Peter - IK Multimedia · Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:04 am

@raintalk: Shortened/Readers' Digets version: Zzzzzz... retort to your "master baiting" tactics followed by... Not the only one who thought you were looking for computers used on stage, that's why we make both versions blah blah... Link to the products I'm talking about to benefit from feeding you and paying your bridge toll... http://amplitube.com/ipad - http://amplitube.com/iphone - http://amplitube.com/customshop ... bonus link to a video we'd like some views of, for those bored:

Followed by IK and iPad are on stage every day with iKlip to which of course I've linked conveniently for those interested (it is very popular product of ours, very strong) but you can find your own pics/videos (I've seen a ton, I found a picture of the AmpKit guys using it when Phil Collen was demoing their product at NAMM, last month a person on my personal Facebook friends list posted a picture of a guitarist whose concert they had attended with iPad and iKlip right there attached to the mic stand, blah blah).

What is your favorite iOS guitar amp?