I hate my f**cking man-whoppers. I should move to Russia or Arkansas....some place where I'm not laughed off the beach or out of the pool. I look like a pregnant orangutan! Of course, a few less burritos and beers might help....naw, on second thought.........jacqueslacouth wrote:I'm getting a sense of tit envy here….let me assure you, in the last 10 years as part of becoming a mid 40s fat bastard, I now sport an impressive pair of man-whoppers…my career still hasn't taken off….maybe I should wax the back!
Pop music too loud and all sounds the same: official
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- KVRian
- 548 posts since 5 Feb, 2004
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- KVRist
- Topic Starter
- 127 posts since 30 Sep, 2010
Worlds 30 Wealthiest DJs
A list of the top 30 money making DJs has been compiled and we present it to you. These guys are making some serious coin. As expected, the list consists of globally recognized names like Moby, Paul Oakenfold, Pete Tong, Deadmau5, Daft Punk and the top dog of them all, Tiesto who is said to have a net worth of $65 million.
Check out the full list after the jump.
#30: Afrojack Net Worth - $2 million
#29: Markus Schulz Net Worth - $2 million
#28: Darude Net Worth - $2.5 million
#27: Kaskade Net Worth - $3 million
#26: Martin Solveig Net Worth - $3 million
#25: Eric Prydz Net Worth - $4 million
#24: Swedish House Mafia Net Worth - $4 million each
#23: Gareth Emery Net Worth - $5 million
#22: Avicii Net Worth - $6 million
#21: Skrillex Net Worth - $8 million
#20: ATB aka Andre Tanneberger - $8 million
#19: Calvin Harris Net Worth - $10 million
#18: Deadmau5 Net Worth - $12 million
#17: Benny Benassi Net Worth - $14 million
#16: Carl Cox Net Worth - $15 million
#15: The Chemical Brothers Net Worth - $15 million
#14: Ferry Corsten Net Worth - $18 million
#13: Steve Aoki Net Worth - $20 million
#12: Fatboy Slim Net Worth - $22 million
#11: David Guetta Net Worth - $25 million
#10: Moby Net Worth $28 million
#9: Daft Punk Net Worth - $30 million each
#8: Pete Tong Net Worth - $30 million
#7: Judge Jules Net Worth - $40 million
#6: Sasha (DJ) Net Worth - $40 million
#5: Armin Van Buuren Net Worth - $40 million
#4: John Digweed Net Worth - $45 million
#3: Paul van Dyk Net Worth - $50 million
#2: Paul Oakenfold Net Worth - $55 million
#1: DJ Tiesto Net Worth - $65 million
A list of the top 30 money making DJs has been compiled and we present it to you. These guys are making some serious coin. As expected, the list consists of globally recognized names like Moby, Paul Oakenfold, Pete Tong, Deadmau5, Daft Punk and the top dog of them all, Tiesto who is said to have a net worth of $65 million.
Check out the full list after the jump.
#30: Afrojack Net Worth - $2 million
#29: Markus Schulz Net Worth - $2 million
#28: Darude Net Worth - $2.5 million
#27: Kaskade Net Worth - $3 million
#26: Martin Solveig Net Worth - $3 million
#25: Eric Prydz Net Worth - $4 million
#24: Swedish House Mafia Net Worth - $4 million each
#23: Gareth Emery Net Worth - $5 million
#22: Avicii Net Worth - $6 million
#21: Skrillex Net Worth - $8 million
#20: ATB aka Andre Tanneberger - $8 million
#19: Calvin Harris Net Worth - $10 million
#18: Deadmau5 Net Worth - $12 million
#17: Benny Benassi Net Worth - $14 million
#16: Carl Cox Net Worth - $15 million
#15: The Chemical Brothers Net Worth - $15 million
#14: Ferry Corsten Net Worth - $18 million
#13: Steve Aoki Net Worth - $20 million
#12: Fatboy Slim Net Worth - $22 million
#11: David Guetta Net Worth - $25 million
#10: Moby Net Worth $28 million
#9: Daft Punk Net Worth - $30 million each
#8: Pete Tong Net Worth - $30 million
#7: Judge Jules Net Worth - $40 million
#6: Sasha (DJ) Net Worth - $40 million
#5: Armin Van Buuren Net Worth - $40 million
#4: John Digweed Net Worth - $45 million
#3: Paul van Dyk Net Worth - $50 million
#2: Paul Oakenfold Net Worth - $55 million
#1: DJ Tiesto Net Worth - $65 million
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
I remember there was some event in Munich (at the Königsplatz) with David Guetta and the entrance fee was between 80 Euro and 180 Euro!!deathwish wrote:Worlds 30 Wealthiest DJs
A list of the top 30 money making DJs has been compiled and we present it to you. These guys are making some serious coin. As expected, the list consists of globally recognized names like Moby, Paul Oakenfold, Pete Tong, Deadmau5, Daft Punk and the top dog of them all, Tiesto who is said to have a net worth of $65 million.
Check out the full list after the jump.
#11: David Guetta Net Worth - $25 million
No wonder, that these "top DJ's" are amassing so much money...if David Guetta would call himself DJ Muller or so, he would not get one penny...it's just for the "globally recognized name", not for the quality of music...
I never would pay 80 Euro (or more) for a concert or DJ event, I rather would buy a new synthesizer or controller or something. Maybe I would pay 80 Euro to meet David Guetta personally and get some producing tips...
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- KVRAF
- 42529 posts since 21 Dec, 2005
That makes more sense.
Where do people get that kinda money? It must be money feeding money because I think that it's safe to say that blowing that coin just to party vs having something you own and can use every day.
Where do people get that kinda money? It must be money feeding money because I think that it's safe to say that blowing that coin just to party vs having something you own and can use every day.
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
Exactly. If I'd buy a synthesizer plugin for €180, I could make music myself for the whole life. If I'd buy a VIP entrance ticket for a DJ event with David Guetta at the same price, as soon as the party is over the money is gone and I'm feeling sad.hibidy wrote:That makes more sense.
Where do people get that kinda money? It must be money feeding money because I think that it's safe to say that blowing that coin just to party vs having something you own and can use every day.
- KVRAF
- 5116 posts since 5 May, 2005 from Stockholm, Sweden
Superstar DJs are the 3D of the music world. You pay more than the price of a regular ticket but you don't really get anything extra out of the experience.
This video reminded me of this thread. Almost pissed myself laughing.
This video reminded me of this thread. Almost pissed myself laughing.
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- KVRAF
- 42529 posts since 21 Dec, 2005
I like "young people music" and if you took the autotuned shit out it's fine, but isn't interviewing a bunch of old people about this like interviewing........well.......can't say, don't want to go HPClotus2035 wrote:Superstar DJs are the 3D of the music world. You pay more than the price of a regular ticket but you don't really get anything extra out of the experience.![]()
This video reminded me of this thread. Almost pissed myself laughing.![]()
link removed so thread isn't bogged
anyways......
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- KVRAF
- 42529 posts since 21 Dec, 2005
Btw, the next time someone tells you that listening through music on your lappy soundcard (same headphones) is a good as a decent soundcard, please slap them and tell them to shut the f**k up 
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
hey!! watch it!mcnoone wrote:hibidy wrote:I hate thin people
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
You don't need to update your soundcardhibidy wrote:Btw, the next time someone tells you that listening through music on your lappy soundcard (same headphones) is a good as a decent soundcard, please slap them and tell them to shut the f**k up
maybe get a better mixer as an interface....
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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- KVRAF
- 2448 posts since 12 Sep, 2004
I just had an epiphany... ok, stay with me on this one... so what if you get a couple of David Guetta look-alikes and you ship them out across the continent, or the world even... say you have three shows going at once, right? At $100+ a pop, right?Tricky-Loops wrote:I remember there was some event in Munich (at the Königsplatz) with David Guetta and the entrance fee was between 80 Euro and 180 Euro!!
At first, nobody would know the difference, right? It's not like the Rolling freaking Stones, where if you have a Rolling Stones tribute band you can actually tell it's not really Mick, Keith, Ron, and Charlie... Or and Eddie Van Halen imposter... it's David Guetta... I mean, what does he even look like? Like a gazillion other dudes, right? It's not like he's up there with his own signature guitar riffs... just a dude with scraggly hair boppin' along to some music, right? This is like a no-brainer.
Now here's the thing... so eventually it gets out that David Guetta is playing in three places at exactly the same time... facebook, twitter, and all that... now you turn that around back on the customer... you have tickets for David Guetta at The Roxy on Aug 4th... is it really him? Iiii doooonnn't knooowwwww! You're gonna have to show up to find out, yo! Exciting!!! I'd pay extra to be part of that.
You need to limit that rez, bro.
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
That would be far easier with Deadmau5. You just would have to organize a few more Mickey Mouse headgears...kbaccki wrote:I just had an epiphany... ok, stay with me on this one... so what if you get a couple of David Guetta look-alikes and you ship them out across the continent, or the world even... say you have three shows going at once, right? At $100+ a pop, right?Tricky-Loops wrote:I remember there was some event in Munich (at the Königsplatz) with David Guetta and the entrance fee was between 80 Euro and 180 Euro!!
At first, nobody would know the difference, right? It's not like the Rolling freaking Stones, where if you have a Rolling Stones tribute band you can actually tell it's not really Mick, Keith, Ron, and Charlie... Or and Eddie Van Halen imposter... it's David Guetta... I mean, what does he even look like? Like a gazillion other dudes, right? It's not like he's up there with his own signature guitar riffs... just a dude with scraggly hair boppin' along to some music, right? This is like a no-brainer.
Now here's the thing... so eventually it gets out that David Guetta is playing in three places at exactly the same time... facebook, twitter, and all that... now you turn that around back on the customer... you have tickets for David Guetta at The Roxy on Aug 4th... is it really him? Iiii doooonnn't knooowwwww! You're gonna have to show up to find out, yo! Exciting!!! I'd pay extra to be part of that.
