What's the best plugin for 4:33

[KBSoundSmith]

A true artist would take the best 2-Osc synth money can buy, set both Oscs to Square and then offset the wave of Osc2 by 50%.

Only this way its truly synthesized silence...

way too digital, if you ask me. someone mentioned vintage silence, and that's the route to take nowadays. I mean, adding a true! vintage analog non-sounding filter with a steampunk like permament mute button that cannot be unlocked gives a real feeling of what I'd call an artistic silence creation process. and for true variation I'd even go that far to chop the whole track it into slices of 3s (that's 91 independent slices, boy) and rearrange them in a completely different order!

remember, he is really serious about that.

Ok people, if you want to get my attention here, you need to be at this level of creative! I guess we can't all be geniuses.

In college, after taking a course on modern music, I would walk around campus--the buildings, forests, parking lots, etc-- and then stand still for 4'33" to frame a new performance a couple times a day for a while.

One night, I woke up and framed the experience of my roommate plowing his girlfriend on his creaky bunk bed. It was the worst 4'33" performance I have witnessed.

[ghettosynth]

A reliable variety of new 433 samples are supplied for free
with each new release of Ubuntu. There are so many,
it often takes a few weeks for all of them to be discovered.

that's why you should use studiobuntu. they linked the corresponding folders to the desktop, so you'll have them in-your-face...

Pro man, pro.

Linux=Nerdy Hackers, Windows=Pro! Says so right in the name.

[ghettosynth]

One night, I woke up and framed the experience of my roommate plowing his girlfriend on his creaky bunk bed. It was the worst 4'33" performance I have witnessed.

Music majors, girlfriend, not computing...I think that you're making this up. Unless, of course, you mean every boy's first girlfriend. But then, I think that you're still making it up, 4'33", really, with a broken wrist maybe.

[izonin]

Physical modelling alone won't do the trick. You need a plugin that can cancel out the constant ringing noise caused by tinnitus. I'd recommend Tinn Ears Pro.

[o0Ampy0o]

The perfect solution is a sample based plug-in called Silentbuttdeadly.

Obvious proof of its effectiveness is that no one alive has heard it.

[VitaminD]

Just try the mute button on your misxing desk. If you don't have a desk or a controller with a mute button just rip out the power cable of your computer.

Dude, first, that's way too noisy, and second, how am I supposed to mix down my EP with my computer unplugged?

Yes.. but are we talking about Digital noise or Analog noise? and if it is Digital noise, has it been modeled accurately with 128-bit precision using TerraCoreSynergetic Mark III technology??

[KBSoundSmith]

One night, I woke up and framed the experience of my roommate plowing his girlfriend on his creaky bunk bed. It was the worst 4'33" performance I have witnessed.

Music majors, girlfriend, not computing...I think that you're making this up. Unless, of course, you mean every boy's first girlfriend. But then, I think that you're still making it up, 4'33", really, with a broken wrist maybe.

Ahh, but the roommate wasn't a music major (some bullshit major like economics or business ). He had time to track down (and summarily disappoint) women.