Open letter of advice to Bitwig

[mandolarian]

What an incredible group of parody lyricists in this thread. Should form a band or join a forum or something - there's plenty of time to get famous before the wiggly cat bit is released.

Apologies to Leonard...

They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the daw from within
I'm coming now, I'm coming to remix them
First we take Reaper skins, then we slip Live in

I'm guided by a signal in the noise floor.
I'm guided by this challenge on my DRM
Guided by the beauty of our volume war
First we take Studio 1, then we stuff Live in

I'd really like to jam beside you, baby
I love your body and your spirit and your kittens
But you see that thread there moving through KVR?
I told you, I told you, told you, the way I pick 'em

Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to mute me, but you don't have the best plugins
How many nights I trolled for this, to let my B-wig begin
First we take Sonar's gin, then we suck Live in

I don't like your DAW business mister
And I don't like these plugins that sound so thin
Don't like what happened to my sister's kitten
First we take Reason's kin, then we shut Logic in

I'd really like to jam beside you, baby ...

And I thank you for the beta links that you sent me
The demo clips and the BitWig hairpins
I posted every night, now I'm ready
First we take Steinberg's sins, then we stuff PT in

I am guide tracked

Ah remember me, I used to live for trackin'
Remember me, I bought your VSTs to win
Well it's Indudependence Day and everybody's wasted
First we take Reaper's spin, then we take Live, in Berlin

[vurt]

sometimes its like the whole world is smeared with bits and wigs.


(i doubt many will get the reference, unless youve read "me" )

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

well-a-looky what we have in heeere...looks-a-like we got aarselves a sing-a-long.....sheeeeiiiiit

c'mon everybody....

don't mess with my bit wig, don't mess with my bit wig
now you can have the other software
just don't mess with my bit wig

[debra1rlo]

In the year 2525
if kvr is still alive
bitwig will finally be out of beta
and we'll have a release date

In the year 3535
if the product buzz has not died
if those beatmakerz arent too old
they'll have demo they can download

In the year 4545
Bitwig 1.0 finally arrives
but its buggy and out of date
"damn! we should have
spent longer testing beta"
no-oh-ohhhhhh!

[robogone]

In the year 2525
if kvr is still alive
bitwig will finally be out of beta
and we'll have a release date

In the year 3535
if the product buzz has not died
if those beatmakerz arent too old
they'll have demo they can download

In the year 4545
Bitwig 1.0 finally arrives
but its buggy and out of date
"damn! we should have
spent longer testing beta"
no-oh-ohhhhhh!

In the year 5555
Your wallet hangin' limp at your sides
Your dollars got nothin' to do
Bitwig waiting doin' that to you

In the year 6565
You won't need Cubase, won't need no Live
You'll pick your sound card, pick your DAW too
You'll pick something other than Fruity Loops

In the year 7510
If Bitwig's a-coming, it oughta make it by then
Maybe we'll look around ourselves and say
"Guess it's time for the Release 1.0 Day"

In the year 8510
Producers gonna shake their heads
We'll either say, "I'm pleased with the DAWs I've seen"
Or reinstall Cubase, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if Bitwig's still alive
It's taken everything my patience can give
And they ain't released nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years, Bitwig release is still not near
For what, we never knew, now Bitwig's reign is through
But through eternal wait, the rumors on KVR...
So very far away, maybe it's only vaporware

[debra1rlo]

[Crackbaby]

Hahahaha Great work guys! Love that tune This one i could actually figure out what tune it was

[cryophonik]

This one i could actually figure out what tune it was

I couldn't - had to go to youtube and listen along.

[robogone]

I'm just surprised we got this far through the thread before anyone thought of using it...

[murnau]

lovely

[DHR53]

Do you people have jobs?

[debra1rlo]

Do you people have jobs?

Bitwig beta tester, of course

[vurt]

Do you people have jobs?

yup, i drive a train. and since they started breathalising us, ive had to find new ways to relieve the boredom.

[metamorphosis]

What an incredible group of parody lyricists in this thread. Should form a band or join a forum or something - there's plenty of time to get famous before the wiggly cat bit is released.

Apologies to Leonard...

They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the daw from within
I'm coming now, I'm coming to remix them
First we take Reaper skins, then we slip Live in

I'm guided by a signal in the noise floor.
I'm guided by this challenge on my DRM
Guided by the beauty of our volume war
First we take Studio 1, then we stuff Live in

I'd really like to jam beside you, baby
I love your body and your spirit and your kittens
But you see that thread there moving through KVR?
I told you, I told you, told you, the way I pick 'em

Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to mute me, but you don't have the best plugins
How many nights I trolled for this, to let my B-wig begin
First we take Sonar's gin, then we suck Live in

I don't like your DAW business mister
And I don't like these plugins that sound so thin
Don't like what happened to my sister's kitten
First we take Reason's kin, then we shut Logic in

I'd really like to jam beside you, baby ...

And I thank you for the beta links that you sent me
The demo clips and the BitWig hairpins
I posted every night, now I'm ready
First we take Steinberg's sins, then we stuff PT in

I am guide tracked

Ah remember me, I used to live for trackin'
Remember me, I bought your VSTs to win
Well it's Indudependence Day and everybody's wasted
First we take Reaper's spin, then we take Live, in Berlin

Brilliance

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Do you people have jobs?

i work for a company called 'big wit'...we book stand-up comedians for corporate events, weddings and barmitzvahs