Open letter of advice to Bitwig

[robogone]

Do you folks take requests? I'd like to hear "Bitwig Calling!"

Bitwig calling to the KVR fans
Now that DAW is declared but doesn't come down
Bitwig calling to the music world
Come out of the beta, for us boys and girls
Bitwig calling, now release it to us
Phony Bitwigmania has bitten the dust
Bitwig calling, see we ain't got nothing
Except for v9 of the Ableton thing
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Bitwig calling to the KVR zone
Forget it brother, you can hear us all moan
Bitwig calling to the forum of Meff
Quit holding now, you'll drive me to meth
Bitwig calling and I don't wanna shout
But while we were waiting, Live is coming out
Bitwig calling, see we ain't heard no lies
Except for that one with release date cries
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Now get this
Bitwig calling, yes I'm waiting too
An' you know what they said - well none of it was true
Bitwig calling, still I ain't got no file
An' after all this, won't you give me a smile?
Bitwig calling...
I never felt so much a' like a like a like a...

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Bitwig calling, see we ain't got nothing
Except for v9 of the Ableton thing

fcuking brilliant

[debra1rlo]

ticking away the moments til Bitwig's release date
posting cats on kvr in an offhand way
making requests for features for software that's vapor
waiting for someone or something to stop all the wait

tired of searching facepalm cat gifs
watching troglodytes complain
you were young and life was long
and bitwig's wait brought you no pain
but then one day you'll find
10 years has got behind you
now beta has just begun
will this host ever be done?

[cryophonik]

Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your wig to me

Sorry, that's all I got.

@ robojam and debra1rlo.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

would be good if people could go back and edit their posts to include a youtube video of the original...would enjoy a lot more of them if i knew what most of them were

[vurt]

Do you folks take requests? I'd like to hear "Bitwig Calling!"

Bitwig calling to the KVR fans
Now that DAW is declared but doesn't come down
Bitwig calling to the music world
Come out of the beta, for us boys and girls
Bitwig calling, now release it to us
Phony Bitwigmania has bitten the dust
Bitwig calling, see we ain't got nothing
Except for v9 of the Ableton thing
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Bitwig calling to the KVR zone
Forget it brother, you can hear us all moan
Bitwig calling to the forum of Meff
Quit holding now, you'll drive me to meth
Bitwig calling and I don't wanna shout
But while we were waiting, Live is coming out
Bitwig calling, see we ain't heard no lies
Except for that one with release date cries
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Now get this
Bitwig calling, yes I'm waiting too
An' you know what they said - well none of it was true
Bitwig calling, still I ain't got no file
An' after all this, won't you give me a smile?
Bitwig calling...
I never felt so much a' like a like a like a...

you lot!
what?
dont stop, give it all you got!

the magnificent bitwig...

[robogone]

Do you folks take requests? I'd like to hear "Bitwig Calling!"

Bitwig calling to the KVR fans
Now that DAW is declared but doesn't come down
Bitwig calling to the music world
Come out of the beta, for us boys and girls
Bitwig calling, now release it to us
Phony Bitwigmania has bitten the dust
Bitwig calling, see we ain't got nothing
Except for v9 of the Ableton thing
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Bitwig calling to the KVR zone
Forget it brother, you can hear us all moan
Bitwig calling to the forum of Meff
Quit holding now, you'll drive me to meth
Bitwig calling and I don't wanna shout
But while we were waiting, Live is coming out
Bitwig calling, see we ain't heard no lies
Except for that one with release date cries
Release age is coming, the wait's at an end
Download expected, patience growing thin
Updates stop coming but I have no fear
Cos Bitwig is dragging I...think I'll get Reaper

Now get this
Bitwig calling, yes I'm waiting too
An' you know what they said - well none of it was true
Bitwig calling, still I ain't got no file
An' after all this, won't you give me a smile?
Bitwig calling...
I never felt so much a' like a like a like a...

you lot!
what?
dont stop, give it all you got!

the magnificent bitwig...

My daddy was a Bitwigger
Who never had no beta
He just loved to live that way
And he never took your money

[Meffy]

would be good if people could go back and edit their posts to include a youtube video of the original...would enjoy a lot more of them if i knew what most of them were :oops:

If you didn't recognize my most recent one's prototype, it's just as well. Grossout comedy, popular on the Doctor Demento show for a while but inappropriate to post the video at KVR, I think.

[Yatmandu]

Too funny robojam, gonna try to come up with one after work! This thread is the best.

[cryophonik]

If you didn't recognize my most recent one's prototype, it's just as well.

That was one that I recognized from the first line. I'm guessing that it's because, when I first read robojam's post above yours, I thought that it was a Fish Heads parody. You thought the same thing, didn't you?

[Meffy]

You're a talented mind-reader. :-}

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

would be good if people could go back and edit their posts to include a youtube video of the original...would enjoy a lot more of them if i knew what most of them were

If you didn't recognize my most recent one's prototype, it's just as well. Grossout comedy, popular on the Doctor Demento show for a while but inappropriate to post the video at KVR, I think.

haha, just went searching...pretty freaky, and très très depressing

although i would have thought it quite appropriate for kvr which is also freaky and depressing

[vurt]

fish heads is great

[elxsound]

Oh, bitwig could be a dream (sh-boom)
If I could load you up in parallels up above (sh-boom)
If you would tell me I'm the beta tester that you love
bitwig could be a dream, sweetheart
(Hello, hello again, sh-boom and bitwiggin' we'll meet again)

Oh, life could be a bitwig (sh-boom)
If only all my kvrian plans would come true (sh-boom)
If you would let me spend my whole life testing' you
Life could be a bitwig, sweetheart

Now every time I look at you
Release Candidate is on my mind (dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-duh)
If you do what I want you to
Bitwig, we'd be so fine!

[cryophonik]

You're a talented mind-reader. :-}

I knew you were gonna say that.