Open letter of advice to Bitwig

[vurt]

bit wiggin across the universe
but were all using live
its a bloody curse

its live jim
but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it
its live jim
but not as we know it captain

theres bitwigs on the starboard bow...

[Beazlebug]

RIP Ian Dury.


In the shops, of Sudan
And the bedrooms of Japan
From Able-ton to Studio One
Every woman, every man

Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
Bitwig! Bitwig!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!
Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
Tempo slowly, Tempo quick.
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!

In downloads from Borneo
For $50 in Bordeaux
Cakewalk Sonar, SawStudio
Drop their prices to and fro.

Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
Bitwig! Bitwig!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!
Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
It's 50 quid, thats really sick.
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!

Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!

The release dates, not today
Ain't tomorrow, but thats okay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Beta testing, 'tll judgement day

Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
Bitwig! Bitwig!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!
Bitwig makes your rhythm slick.
Load those loops up, click, click, click.
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!

Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!
Bitwig!
Bitwig!
Bitwig! Meow!
Bitwig!
Bitwig!
Bitwig! Bitwig!
Bitwig (x5)
Bitwig! Bitwig! Bitwig!

[robogone]

theres bitwigs on the starboard bow...

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Tempo slowly, Tempo quick.

It's 50 quid, thats really sick.

[Meffy]

I've a bit bit wig
In a two-bit gig
It's not a bitwig thing
If you leave Live,
But I do do feel
That I too too will
Mouse you much,
Mouse you much.

I can hear my first tracks playing,
They're all mellow and nice.
It's a roller coaster ride,
But we've got songs, funny or snide.

I've a bit bit wig
In a two-bit gig
It's not a bitwig thing
If you leave Live,
But I do do feel
That I too too will
Mouse you much,
Mouse you much.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

I've a bit bit wig
In a two-bit gig
It's not a bitwig thing
If you leave Live,
But I do do feel
That I too too will
Mouse you much,
Mouse you much.

I can hear my first tracks playing,
They're all mellow and nice.
It's a roller coaster ride,
But we've got songs, funny or snide.

I've a bit bit wig
In a two-bit gig
It's not a bitwig thing
If you leave Live,
But I do do feel
That I too too will
Mouse you much,
Mouse you much.

how long did it take you to find something that would make me regret requesting the posting of accompanying videos ??

[Meffy]

I'm afraid the song occurred to me earlier, but discretion prevented me from posting it. So much for discretion.

[debra1rlo]

Meet Ableton, who's used most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Bitwig's only seen the sights
A host can see from Beta Heights —
What a crazy pair!

But they're DAWs,
Identical DAWs all the way.
One pair of matching transports,
Different as night and day.

Where Ableton adores a minuet,
Time stretching, and feature requests,
Our Bitwig loves to rock and roll,
with multi monitor control —
What a wild duet!

Still, they're DAWs,
Identical DAW's and you'll find,
They sound alike, they act alike,
At times they're even skinned alike —
You can lose your mind,
When DAW's are two of a kind.

[debra1rlo]

i know a host that the hipsters use called
BITWIG! twitch twitch
yeah they use that host when they get the itch with
BITWIG! twitch twitch
well the sound quality is fine
and we're beta testing til the end of time
with BITWIG! twitch twitch

[vurt]

bitwiggin in the usa
bitwiggin in the usaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[standalone]

Yeeeeah......

[vurt]

[debra1rlo]

me, at every concert I've ever been at

[debra1rlo]

mumblemumblemumblelatency
mumblemumblemumblePDC
mumblemumblemumbleits the most
mumblemumblemumbleperfect host

straight out of beta ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why must we wait-a ohhhhhhhhhhh

mumblemumblerelease date
mumblemumblerelease date
Radio Free Bitwig
Radio Free Bitwig

[trimph1]