KVR Audio

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:42 pm

CableChannel wrote:
trimph1 wrote: Even if it is funded NY the EU, even in part, product has to be forthcoming.
Nooooo, short summary is enough. "We have shown that the digital audio workstation market is comprised of so called geeks who follow any marketing blurb announcement like lemmings. We strongly encourage more research in this field to explore possible sale of vaporware made solely of mockup screens to generate significant amounts of revenue."

Especially if one could do pre-orders...based on Real Soon Now promises..

mandolarian · Post by **mandolarian** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:26 pm

TheoM wrote:
Arglebargle wrote:You heard it here first, Bitwig is vaporware.
Nice try. I was the first to call that.. Do a search

Possibly. But, I was first to call it: Unavailableware.

fedexnman · Post by **fedexnman** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:14 pm

CableChannel wrote:
jacqueslacouth wrote:I have a copy of Bitwig 1.01 which was sent to me through a time portal in the year 2146.
Can you send me the installer for the time portal?

I guess it is pretty heavy on the CPU?

Only works on the latest Macrosoft Googles operating system .

CableChannel · Post by **CableChannel** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:42 pm

fedexnman wrote:
CableChannel wrote:
jacqueslacouth wrote:I have a copy of Bitwig 1.01 which was sent to me through a time portal in the year 2146.
Can you send me the installer for the time portal?
I guess it is pretty heavy on the CPU?
Only works on the latest Macrosoft Googles operating system .

How am I supposed to install a time machine which runs on a system that is only available in the future? This is a serious bootstrapping problem!!!!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:04 pm

Epic fails......

DarkStar · Post by **DarkStar** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:24 pm

^^^^
Have you noticed that that logo looks very much like a blonde Beatles wig .... Geddit?

Delfinoverde · Post by **Delfinoverde** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:46 pm

mandolarian wrote:
TheoM wrote:
Arglebargle wrote:You heard it here first, Bitwig is vaporware.
Nice try. I was the first to call that.. Do a search
Possibly. But, I was first to call it: Unavailableware.

BITWIG? What's that - a new beer?

Wasn't it brewed ages ago in the late 1920ies?

Seriously: A bad name for a DAW though…
…good for us that it's a pure fictive Utopia.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:54 pm

there is talk now that they continuously release betas. Well, I mean EVENTUALLY you've got to release the damn thing. OR it's doomed if it's that unstable.

Tronam · Post by **Tronam** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:28 am

I just started watching a few of the Bitwig beta videos and in one of them noticed the use of Surge. I haven't seen that synth discussed in years. Is Claes (of Vemberaudio) involved in Bitwig's development somehow?

crashedthecar · Post by **crashedthecar** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:01 am

My understanding was that the vember audio guy was in it from day one

skipkent · Post by **skipkent** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:36 am

Relax, Future Cat Knows All

But Mums The Word For Now

VitaminD · Post by **VitaminD** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:54 am

Tronam wrote:I just started watching a few of the Bitwig beta videos and in one of them noticed the use of Surge. I haven't seen that synth discussed in years. Is Claes (of Vemberaudio) involved in Bitwig's development somehow?

Yes he is. http://bitwig.com/en/company.html

SadPuppyBlues · Post by **SadPuppyBlues** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:24 am

>calling it a fail

Psssh. If it comes out, I have a very very high chance of wanting it.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:26 am

SadPuppyBlues wrote:>calling it a fail

Psssh. If it comes out, I have a very very high chance of wanting it.

But it was funny

They'll release it........someday............it'll be ready when it's ready, or someone said once.

liquidsound · Post by **liquidsound** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:54 am

Posting cats in Bitwig threads.
Shame on you.
Don't you have any respect for those hard working

Cats?

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