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The All In One Source Bitwig Information & Speculation Thread
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- KVRAF
- 8644 posts since 2 Oct, 2006 from Leeds, UK
Latest release and Socials: https://linktr.ee/ph.i.ltr3
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- KVRAF
- 2750 posts since 2 Feb, 2005 from Raincoast of Grayland
perception: the stuff reality is made of.
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- KVRAF
- 4072 posts since 28 Jan, 2011 from MEXICO
At this pace it wil get cracked sooner than releasedbefore it is released.
dedication to flying
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- KVRAF
- 1920 posts since 23 Sep, 2005
Here is some Great Cat Music for all you cool Cats, while we wait for Bitwig to show up
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- KVRAF
- 2236 posts since 25 Dec, 2005
I am writing this letter purely in the spirit of uplifting and sharing, as corny and dated as those sentiments may sound in the fast-moving and ever-evolving modern techno-plastic times in which we live. Primarily, I want to share with you my view that we must stand united against the forces of intolerance, against the forces of violence, and against the forces of cynicism. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how Bitwig expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice it believe we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards it's slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. Bitwig truly doesn't want us choosing to solve the problems of absolutism, nosism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity.
Bitwig frequently accuses it's critics of irrationalizing thinking on every issue. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the lecherous to the disagreeable and even quarrelsome. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that if the only way to get people to see through the hollowness, the sham, the silliness of Bitwig's pernicious musings is for me to hide in a closet, then so be it. It would unequivocally be worth it because I want to see all of us working together to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that back when our policemen were guardians, not enforcers, they would have protected us from Bitwig's den of thieves. Today, it seems that most officers of the law are content to sit back and let Bitwigs leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. That's why we must improve the world.
Here's an extraordinary paradox: All of the pea-brained despots who shouldn't be allowed to defile the present and destroy the future invariably want to. With laudable scholarship and meticulous research, a highly regarded professor at a nearby university determined that the lockstep ideological conformity of Bitwig's apple-polishers and their mindless parroting of Bitwig's semi-intelligible cliches about presenteeism have reached a level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to mind. In other words—and let's say this plainly, clearly, and soberly so that no one can misinterpret Bitwig's true intentions—in a vain effort to exculpate itself, Bitwig has been proclaiming to the world that it has done no wrong. Rather, it was its gofers who have been fostering suspicion—if not hatred—of "outsiders". I suppose the next thing it'll have us believe is that things have never been better.
Bitwig once heard a whiney clown say, "The more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better." What's amazing is that Bitwig was then able to use that single quotation plus some anecdotal evidence to convince its backers that its way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't, which makes me wonder, "What accounts for its prodigious criminality and dissipation?" I once asked Bitwig that question; I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that Bitwig's proposed social programs manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. Phase two: promote the lie of cannibalism. Here, I am merely trying to advance the opinion that many innocent people are being manipulated into making today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what it has planned for the future by the most sickening display of Pecksniffian cant that I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Bitwig never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. it presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, it seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that it has produced a large number of sinister remarks. I'm sorry that I can't give each of these the angry retort that it deserves, but I can say that you might have heard the story that Bitwig once agreed to help us extend the compass of democracy to militant ninnies. No one has located the document in which Bitwig said that. No one has identified when or where Bitwig said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, if I thought that Bitwig's monographs had even a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything good for anyone, then I wouldn't be so critical. As they stand, however, I can conclude only that Bitwig's goal is to produce nothing but filth. How blasphemous is that? How inimical? How imprudent?
I intend to look closely at Bitwig's quips to see what makes them so effectual at filling our children's minds with venal and debasing superstitions. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that I am truly at a loss for words when Bitwig asserts that it would never dream of pitting the haves against the have-nots. it can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that Bitwig claims to have the perfect solution to all our problems. Alas,its solution involves erasing the memory of all traditions and all history. What bothers me about that is that its ebullitions are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to force Bitwig into early retirement. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, Bitwig Wig happened. By discouraging us from expressing our personal attacks in whatever way we damn well please, Bitwig has managed to condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable.
Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Bitwig's underlings say, "Bitwig is a moral exemplar." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Bitwig's commentaries do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress.
Bitwig has one-upped Ableton in that it cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, its too heartless to distinguish between the two. it's's the most malefic adulteress in the annals of Man. But I digress. I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to rub Bitwig's nose in its own hypocrisy. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how fastidious and insensitive Bitwig has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how many people have witnessed it combine the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Bitwig generally insists that its witnesses are mistaken and blames its mindless denunciations on scornful schnooks of one sort or another. It's like it has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, Bitwig's peuplade appears to be growing in number. I pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction, yet I keep reminding myself that Bitwig is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence it writes is filled with needlessly long words like "labyrinthibranchiate" and "antiprestidigitation". Either Bitwig is deliberately trying to confuse us or else its secretly scheming to pander to our worst fears.
Before bothering us with its next batch of parasitic imprecations, Bitwig should review the rules of writing a persuasive essay, most notably the one about sticking to the topic the writer establishes. That proves that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness—not in a dark, dissolute world run by ridiculous scamps (also known as Bitwig's associates). Look at what's happened since it first ordered its jackals to bar people from partaking in activities that cannot be monitored and controlled: Views once considered spleenful are now considered ordinary. Views once considered peremptory are now considered perfectly normal. And the most biased of Bitwig's views are now seen as gospel by legions of mealymouthed pop psychologists. it is humorless, cynical, dishonest, mudslinging, argumentative, and tyrannical. Need I go on?
Although Bitwig demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption when it says that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of Dadaism, the fact remains that it known for engaging in or goading others into engaging in illegal acts. This is not only a grotesque betrayal of the principles that Bitwig itself claims to uphold but a clear demonstration of how when Bitwig tells us that undiscoverable, unmeasurable, magical forces from another plane of existence have given its superhuman wisdom, it somehow fails to mention that perennial crybabies like this wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under. it fails to mention that I wouldn't put it past it to channel the pursuit of scientific knowledge into a narrow band of accepted norms that are based exclusively on its jaded, perverted equivocations. And it fails to mention that it wants to initiate a reign of wily terror. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background.
Bitwig fervently believes that jingoism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. This shows that it is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that Bitwig's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. it doesn't want the details checked. it doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it present to us. I wonder if this is because most of its "facts" are false. An understanding of alarmism is propaedeutic to an understanding of its phlegmatic prophecies. That is to say, it's in its blood to unleash carnage and barbarity. Given that we cannot absolutely nullify the prodigality of nature, try as hard as we may, I'm afraid I have to conclude that Bitwig wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving them lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that anyone—you or I or a Martian who just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values should realize that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must establish a supportive—rather than an intimidating—atmosphere for offering public comment. The first step in that process is to realize that its delitescent goal is to gum up what were once great ideas. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for it. I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "Bitwig Wig's eulogists always detect profound wisdom in what is most incomprehensible to them personally." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?
Bitwig frequently accuses it's critics of irrationalizing thinking on every issue. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the lecherous to the disagreeable and even quarrelsome. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that if the only way to get people to see through the hollowness, the sham, the silliness of Bitwig's pernicious musings is for me to hide in a closet, then so be it. It would unequivocally be worth it because I want to see all of us working together to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that back when our policemen were guardians, not enforcers, they would have protected us from Bitwig's den of thieves. Today, it seems that most officers of the law are content to sit back and let Bitwigs leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. That's why we must improve the world.
Here's an extraordinary paradox: All of the pea-brained despots who shouldn't be allowed to defile the present and destroy the future invariably want to. With laudable scholarship and meticulous research, a highly regarded professor at a nearby university determined that the lockstep ideological conformity of Bitwig's apple-polishers and their mindless parroting of Bitwig's semi-intelligible cliches about presenteeism have reached a level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to mind. In other words—and let's say this plainly, clearly, and soberly so that no one can misinterpret Bitwig's true intentions—in a vain effort to exculpate itself, Bitwig has been proclaiming to the world that it has done no wrong. Rather, it was its gofers who have been fostering suspicion—if not hatred—of "outsiders". I suppose the next thing it'll have us believe is that things have never been better.
Bitwig once heard a whiney clown say, "The more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better." What's amazing is that Bitwig was then able to use that single quotation plus some anecdotal evidence to convince its backers that its way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't, which makes me wonder, "What accounts for its prodigious criminality and dissipation?" I once asked Bitwig that question; I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that Bitwig's proposed social programs manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. Phase two: promote the lie of cannibalism. Here, I am merely trying to advance the opinion that many innocent people are being manipulated into making today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what it has planned for the future by the most sickening display of Pecksniffian cant that I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Bitwig never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. it presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, it seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that it has produced a large number of sinister remarks. I'm sorry that I can't give each of these the angry retort that it deserves, but I can say that you might have heard the story that Bitwig once agreed to help us extend the compass of democracy to militant ninnies. No one has located the document in which Bitwig said that. No one has identified when or where Bitwig said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, if I thought that Bitwig's monographs had even a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything good for anyone, then I wouldn't be so critical. As they stand, however, I can conclude only that Bitwig's goal is to produce nothing but filth. How blasphemous is that? How inimical? How imprudent?
I intend to look closely at Bitwig's quips to see what makes them so effectual at filling our children's minds with venal and debasing superstitions. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that I am truly at a loss for words when Bitwig asserts that it would never dream of pitting the haves against the have-nots. it can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that Bitwig claims to have the perfect solution to all our problems. Alas,its solution involves erasing the memory of all traditions and all history. What bothers me about that is that its ebullitions are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to force Bitwig into early retirement. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, Bitwig Wig happened. By discouraging us from expressing our personal attacks in whatever way we damn well please, Bitwig has managed to condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable.
Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. Bitwig's underlings say, "Bitwig is a moral exemplar." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Bitwig's commentaries do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress.
Bitwig has one-upped Ableton in that it cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, its too heartless to distinguish between the two. it's's the most malefic adulteress in the annals of Man. But I digress. I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to rub Bitwig's nose in its own hypocrisy. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how fastidious and insensitive Bitwig has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how many people have witnessed it combine the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Bitwig generally insists that its witnesses are mistaken and blames its mindless denunciations on scornful schnooks of one sort or another. It's like it has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, Bitwig's peuplade appears to be growing in number. I pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction, yet I keep reminding myself that Bitwig is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence it writes is filled with needlessly long words like "labyrinthibranchiate" and "antiprestidigitation". Either Bitwig is deliberately trying to confuse us or else its secretly scheming to pander to our worst fears.
Before bothering us with its next batch of parasitic imprecations, Bitwig should review the rules of writing a persuasive essay, most notably the one about sticking to the topic the writer establishes. That proves that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness—not in a dark, dissolute world run by ridiculous scamps (also known as Bitwig's associates). Look at what's happened since it first ordered its jackals to bar people from partaking in activities that cannot be monitored and controlled: Views once considered spleenful are now considered ordinary. Views once considered peremptory are now considered perfectly normal. And the most biased of Bitwig's views are now seen as gospel by legions of mealymouthed pop psychologists. it is humorless, cynical, dishonest, mudslinging, argumentative, and tyrannical. Need I go on?
Although Bitwig demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption when it says that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of Dadaism, the fact remains that it known for engaging in or goading others into engaging in illegal acts. This is not only a grotesque betrayal of the principles that Bitwig itself claims to uphold but a clear demonstration of how when Bitwig tells us that undiscoverable, unmeasurable, magical forces from another plane of existence have given its superhuman wisdom, it somehow fails to mention that perennial crybabies like this wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under. it fails to mention that I wouldn't put it past it to channel the pursuit of scientific knowledge into a narrow band of accepted norms that are based exclusively on its jaded, perverted equivocations. And it fails to mention that it wants to initiate a reign of wily terror. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background.
Bitwig fervently believes that jingoism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. This shows that it is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that Bitwig's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. it doesn't want the details checked. it doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it present to us. I wonder if this is because most of its "facts" are false. An understanding of alarmism is propaedeutic to an understanding of its phlegmatic prophecies. That is to say, it's in its blood to unleash carnage and barbarity. Given that we cannot absolutely nullify the prodigality of nature, try as hard as we may, I'm afraid I have to conclude that Bitwig wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving them lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that anyone—you or I or a Martian who just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values should realize that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must establish a supportive—rather than an intimidating—atmosphere for offering public comment. The first step in that process is to realize that its delitescent goal is to gum up what were once great ideas. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for it. I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "Bitwig Wig's eulogists always detect profound wisdom in what is most incomprehensible to them personally." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?
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- KVRAF
- 10170 posts since 2 Jan, 2005 from somewhere in the woods
"It dreamed itself along"
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- KVRAF
- 1593 posts since 19 Aug, 2009
t3toooo wrote:...
WTF???
I guess there is another meaning to Bitwig that we just dont know
BTW what is your opinion about MS or Apple????
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- KVRAF
- 1758 posts since 15 Mar, 2013 from Germany
@t3toooo: wow, what a letter. But that is actually a bit too long for me...
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- KVRAF
- 1758 posts since 15 Mar, 2013 from Germany
written by I. M. DawlessLawrenceF wrote:I read that thesis before ...
"The Impact of Bitwiggery in Relation to Post Modernism and the Decline of The Industrial Age"
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thecontrolcentre thecontrolcentre https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=76240 - KVRAF
- 37262 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from Scottish Borders
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
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- KVRAF
- 16977 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON
Barry
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing
If a billion people believe a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing