Britney Spears Music Used To Scare Off Somali Pirates
- addled muppet weed
- 111343 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
they do not like it up em! no they do not.
- KVRAF
- 4801 posts since 1 Aug, 2005 from Warszawa, Poland
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- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
Britney Spears music mixed with some Jumpstyle increases the waves amplitudes and lengths and creates monster waves...
Together with some music from Justin Bieber which baits bigger sharks, pirates can be effectively combated.
Together with some music from Justin Bieber which baits bigger sharks, pirates can be effectively combated.
Last edited by Tricky-Loops on Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- KVRAF
- 4801 posts since 1 Aug, 2005 from Warszawa, Poland
Steven Jones, of the Security Association for the Maritime Industry wrote:I'd imagine using Justin Bieber would be against the Geneva Convention
- KVRAF
- 8646 posts since 2 Oct, 2006 from Leeds, UK
I knew her music was good for something! 
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- KVRAF
- 5564 posts since 13 Jan, 2005 from the bottom of my heart
thats because the pirates mistake britney bitch as britain beach and sail away! 
Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.
- addled muppet weed
- 111343 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
musikmachine wrote:I knew her music was good for something!
- KVRAF
- 8515 posts since 12 Feb, 2006 from Helsinki, Finland
They should try this too http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp (and I can't believe I'm doing this, but it seems like the perfect time and space, for once it's sort of on-topic and everything)
- KVRAF
- 8646 posts since 2 Oct, 2006 from Leeds, UK
vurt wrote:musikmachine wrote:I knew her music was good for something!
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- Banned
- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
But NEVER EVER play this one, it attracts pirates like flies:
- addled muppet weed
- 111343 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
they should play some classic run dmc. once served, its on. no one can resist a street dance off.
i sent this idea to the un, i think it would work in any war zone. but, i will admit, its tricky...
i sent this idea to the un, i think it would work in any war zone. but, i will admit, its tricky...
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- KVRian
- 1147 posts since 6 Jul, 2009
Sadly Franky G. died at the age of 43. R.I.P.Tricky-Loops wrote:But NEVER EVER play this one, it attracts pirates like flies:
- KVRAF
- 8646 posts since 2 Oct, 2006 from Leeds, UK
And here i was thinking Britney drones but i like your idea better.vurt wrote:they should play some classic run dmc. once served, its on. no one can resist a street dance off.
i sent this idea to the un, i think it would work in any war zone. but, i will admit, its tricky...
Latest release and Socials: https://linktr.ee/ph.i.ltr3
