KVR Audio

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:55 pm

Septimon wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:
Septimon wrote:you are excited to see what Native Instruments will give you for christmas.
You know the answer to that question already
do I? last year it was driver I guess, the year before it was skanner, right? and this year?

reminds me of the fact that I didn't use those once.

No I mean you know you are a true KvR member, when you know the answer to that already

BERFAB · Post by **BERFAB** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:55 pm

You try to share something you learned/read/posted on KVR with a non-KVRer in the real world, and have no idea how to describe what KVR is to them.

[For those interested, the shorthand I now use with my wife is something along the lines of "...I saw this on my geekazoid music website..."]

Cheers
-B

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:07 pm

Whenever you see/hear the word "silent", you replace it with "Sylenth" and giggle a little, even if it's not funny.

Sylenth of the Lambs....

recursive one · Post by **recursive one** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:08 pm

Igro wrote: 13) Girlfriend ask you: Me or KVR?

100500) She does not even ask.

awol9000 · Post by **awol9000** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:22 am

loachm wrote:...in fact you've typed a reply to a thread and then think "F*ck it, not worth it" a lot more often than you've actually posted something.

Yes!

mn · Post by mn » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:37 am

^ probably 10:1 ratio of F*ck it:post for me

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:38 am

recursive one wrote:
Igro wrote: 13) Girlfriend ask you: Me or KVR?
100500) She does not even ask.

9009009) She no longer exists, while KvR persists...

copacetic · Post by **copacetic** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:57 am

When you can finally post in 'Hyde Park Corner'.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:40 am

ras.s wrote:97. You can kill a thread by replying in it.

I know the feeling

ntom · Post by **ntom** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:50 am

loachm wrote:...in fact you've typed a reply to a thread and then think "F*ck it, not worth it" a lot more often than you've actually posted something.

I lost count, usually I I have a slower thought process behind it but a quick decay of thought that ultimately leads to a low threshold of a 4:1 ratio of "threads written: to threads posted"

189) You have watched this post long enough to remember it was numbered at one time

190) You have watched this post long enough to have figured out my numbers are wrong

191) You remember when there were topics posted on KVR about why there aren't avatar's for the users.

EDIT
192) You find yourself laughing out loud more often to your own jokes made on KVR topics than many other's

193) On numerous occasions people have asked what you are laughing at while you are browsing KVR, only to explain it them and they don't understand.

194) at which point you wonder why they even bothered asking in the first place as clearly they wouldn't understand.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:25 am

copacetic wrote:When you can finally post in 'Hyde Park Corner'.

when youre in hyde park in london and you hurl abuse at whoever is in speakers corner and you get out a flip chart of a flying cock gif.

Bonteburg · Post by **Bonteburg** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:36 am

ntom · Post by **ntom** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:38 am

[number]) when you are not only broke from the money you have spent on plugins, but from all the coffee you have bought to keep you awake while you write new........

forum posts

that you'll probably decide not to post anyways

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:39 am

When you long for the days when trance would automatically get spelled as tarnce

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:54 am

vurt wrote:
copacetic wrote:When you can finally post in 'Hyde Park Corner'.
when youre in hyde park in london and you hurl abuse at whoever is in speakers corner and you get out a flip chart of a flying cock gif.

You get a R/C version built. Then fly it.

You know you are a true KVR member when....