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osiris · Post by **osiris** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:41 pm

The talked about the Wolf t=shirt last night. I nearly died. Here it is:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Honestly, better than some short stories.....

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:43 pm

Thank you wolf shirt for making me laugh about life and love again.....

ntom · Post by **ntom** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:54 pm

Not an art form? Have none of you seen these reviews sweep the world? All the reviews are lengthy narratives on quite the adventure with the product.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... B000EVQWKC

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:11 pm

osiris wrote:I don't know. You know kids these days. I think I want to go fake review a Madonna album...

Or you can review the Beatles song - Lady Madonna. Before Madonna was famous the Beatles wrote a song about her, cuz they could see the future from taking LSD, and gained special powers from the aura of analog gear, tube warmth, and the magical mystery bus. It's really deep if you think about it, especially the song about The Yellow Submarine.

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:21 pm

That's good, but I was thinking along the lines,....
I got this CD with this hot picture of this girl Madonna. But, when I Googled her, I find out like she's old enough to be my Grandma. To boot, she's a plastic surgery nightmare...I think it's really deceptive to put a Photoshopped picture of yourself on a CD cover. False advertising. THEN, she's singing about being a virgin. Like, yeah, right.

Examigan · Post by **Examigan** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:36 pm

Not sure if any of you are serious, but Sgt Peppers is a masterpiece.

osiris · Post by **osiris** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:56 pm

No E, these were actual reviews people wrote on Amazon US about Sgt. Peppers...
Just trying to figure out if they are internet trolls or clueless kids....

metamorphosis · Post by **metamorphosis** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:00 pm

GaryG wrote:Well, creative Amazon reviews are quite an artform these days.

Check these ones out: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-W ... 619&sr=8-1

Classic.

tapper mike · Post by **tapper mike** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:23 pm

George Takei always passes along some great ones on FB. I was rolling at the kleenex reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0U ... M0CFO0UMWY

deastman · Post by **deastman** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:58 pm

osiris wrote:No E, these were actual reviews people wrote on Amazon US about Sgt. Peppers...
Just trying to figure out if they are internet trolls or clueless kids....

Internet trolls. I don't see how you could possibly think these reviews are real! I mean, come on, a cover of the Shatner classic? No one is that clueless!

Osiris- your Madonna idea made me laugh as much if not more than the other reviews. Do it!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:00 am

Examigan wrote:Not sure if any of you are serious, but Sgt Peppers is a masterpiece.

i was serious. pet sounds is better.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:07 am

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Ura ... im_sbs_t_5

ordered!

SODDI · Post by **SODDI** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:34 am

vurt wrote:
Examigan wrote:Not sure if any of you are serious, but Sgt Peppers is a masterpiece.

i was serious. pet sounds is better.

"Brian Wilson presents Smile" is the best.

Nielzie · Post by **Nielzie** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:14 am

osiris wrote:The talked about the Wolf t=shirt last night. I nearly died. Here it is:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Honestly, better than some short stories.....

jacqueslacouth · Post by **jacqueslacouth** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:36 am

Is this Amazon review of Sgt. Pepper real?