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xNiMiNx · Post by **xNiMiNx** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:57 am

hibidy wrote:Hey, "funky dongle" would be a good band name! Just wait, we'll be the biggest rap band yet.

If i could make some recommendations; You should get as many different dongles as possible (even multiples) for your setup. They should all be gold plated, and you should wear them (chains / earrings / rings / etc) whenever youre not working on music. Sometimes you should use freeware alternatives just so you can wear them while you work on music. You will feel teh power, and it will come through in the music.

I know it might get expensive, along with the gold plating, so i made a template, so you know its going to be awesome in the end:

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:46 am

xNiMiNx wrote:
hibidy wrote:Hey, "funky dongle" would be a good band name! Just wait, we'll be the biggest rap band yet.
If i could make some recommendations; You should get as many different dongles as possible (even multiples) for your setup.

Yo dawg, I be the ODG, not to be confused with GOD, or DOG, I'm the ODG, the Original Dongle Gangsta(tm).

xNiMiNx · Post by **xNiMiNx** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:54 am

ghettosynth wrote:Yo dawg, I be the ODG, not to be confused with GOD, or DOG, I'm the ODG, the Original Dongle Gangsta(tm).

My bad, i didnt mean to offend, and i definately didnt mean to start any Com-Port vs USB beef, we all know how the East / West stuff went.

One dongle, one love.

Leonardus · Post by **Leonardus** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:36 am

edited

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:35 am

xNiMiNx wrote:
hibidy wrote:Hey, "funky dongle" would be a good band name! Just wait, we'll be the biggest rap band yet.
If i could make some recommendations; You should get as many different dongles as possible (even multiples) for your setup. They should all be gold plated, and you should wear them (chains / earrings / rings / etc) whenever youre not working on music. Sometimes you should use freeware alternatives just so you can wear them while you work on music. You will feel teh power, and it will come through in the music.

I know it might get expensive, along with the gold plating, so i made a template, so you know its going to be awesome in the end:

I can't get that photo to show. But I already got the kit to LOOK phat......

xNiMiNx · Post by **xNiMiNx** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:16 am

hibidy wrote:I can't get that photo to show. But I already got the kit to LOOK phat......

Does anyone else have issues with postimg.org? I just use them since i dont need to register/login to up images.
Heres a kvr-attachment (ugh i hate these since ppl have to log in to see them ;( )
PS, I like your kit! but i dont see any info on the front that a dongle is required

Of course i kid with my posts in this thread, no real musician needs software that requires a dongle. All a true genius needs for world domination is a macgyver multi-toolkit:

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:31 am

xNiMiNx wrote:
ghettosynth wrote:Yo dawg, I be the ODG, not to be confused with GOD, or DOG, I'm the ODG, the Original Dongle Gangsta(tm).
My bad, i didnt mean to offend, and i definately didnt mean to start any Com-Port vs USB beef, we all know how the East / West stuff went.

One dongle, one love.

Yeah bra, we coo, one dongle, one love.

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To bring tha funk (to bring tha funk)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my dongle (come take my dongle)
We'll walk through KVR together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His ports are giant, connectors funkified, wires are pluggered
There's food on his dongle case already, brother's bytes
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to bring tha funk,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, dongle gangsta
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, dongle gangsta
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better funkify that dongle
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to bring tha funk
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better funkify that dongle
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to bring tha funk
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the the thread as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through KVR
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Dongle now

And when I'm gone, just bring tha funk, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my giant ports
Just know that I'm looking down on you interfacing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just funkify that dongle

And when he's gone, just bring tha funk, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his funkified connectors
Just know that he's looking down on you calibrating
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just funkify that dongle in your dongle case.

(Yeah, ok, that's pretty bad, blame this guy: http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/)

LX_Nen · Post by **LX_Nen** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:00 pm

Meanwhile, back on the topic...

Does ilok.com load for anyone, or is is just a blank page?

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:31 pm

LX_Nen wrote:Meanwhile, back on the topic...

Does ilok.com load for anyone, or is is just a blank page?

Loads fine for me, but I'm a funky mutha, I got it like that, knowwhatimsayin?

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:39 pm

This chump clearly does not have my original serial dongle.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:25 pm

You guys are so gangsta!

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:32 pm

Trimph1 in da house...

xphen0m · Post by **xphen0m** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:14 am

I don't understand what's going on in this thread, but I think I enjoy it. I think.

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:28 am

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:39 am

xphen0m wrote:I don't understand what's going on in this thread, but I think I enjoy it. I think.

Nobody does. Yeah, it's best to just roll with it.......

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