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jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:02 pm

The replies that are expected? You were taking the piss but things didn't go according to plan...

It seems to have bifurcated right here:

enroe wrote:
robojam wrote:
V0RT3X wrote:Seriously..
Really seriously?
Haha. If you don't mean it seriously this thread will transform into
an infinite number of little dirty jokes. And so it would become very
boring and desert, because there are so many other threads with
little dirty jokes.

But your serious question "how do i become a real musician" can
grow more acute:

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:08 pm

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:31 pm

Know some music theory and have an instrument you like to play or program. I think that's it.

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:54 pm

arkmabat wrote:Know some music theory and have an instrument you like to play or program. I think that's it.

Pffft. You have to have a cape.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:14 pm

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:14 pm

A cape or a minimoog. Either or.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:44 pm

Putting "DJ" before your name somehow makes people think that you're a real musician. Welcome to 2014.

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:11 pm

cryophonik wrote:Putting "DJ" before your name somehow makes people think that you're a real musician. Welcome to 2014.

A little label support goes a long way.

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:14 pm

Some people still ask me if "that's DJ Sendy?"

I mean seriously, DJ Sendy

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:40 pm

Sendy wrote:Some people still ask me if "that's DJ Sendy?"

I mean seriously, DJ Sendy

I would go with Sendy Send and the Funky Bunch if I were you

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:00 pm

debra1rlo wrote:
Sendy wrote:Some people still ask me if "that's DJ Sendy?"

I mean seriously, DJ Sendy
I would go with Sendy Send and the Funky Bunch if I were you

... and then I knew my fate was sealed...

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:05 pm

Sendy wrote:Some people still ask me if "that's DJ Sendy?"

I mean seriously, DJ Sendy

What's wrong with DJ Sendy?

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:25 pm

Sendy wrote:
V0RT3X wrote:The whole question is a mixed bag in terms of the replies that are expected.

There are those who take offense for some kind of reason and lash back with some kind of sarcastic reply.

Then there are those who really want to give me genuine advice on what they think a real musician is and try to be genuinely helpful.

And then of course there are the people who believe they are the next big thing and spew delusional vomit in the attempt to sound like some kind of expert all while looking down their nose at me.

It's like a social experiment even thought that was not really my intention when i wrote it, in fact when i made it i was just bored and feeling the lack of inspiration to make music.

All in all it's a interesting topic to read through
I got the impression most people were just going along with the joke actually.

yah i think your right, i kind of posted out of line there with the insulting insinuation.

I think with my third line i was thinking more about some past experiences on kvr and in other forums than anything that was said presently in this thread. But i should really leave that alone.

anyhow peace everyone and yes some of those jokes are actually quite amusing

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:32 pm

ghettosynth wrote:
Sendy wrote:Some people still ask me if "that's DJ Sendy?"

I mean seriously, DJ Sendy
What's wrong with DJ Sendy?

I haven't practiced beat matching in over 15 years, so, not really a DJ

How do i become a real musician?