Camel Audio ceasing sales? [Update: CA acquired by Apple]

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trimph1 wrote:Yep.

Definitely July of 2015...
damn, I'm afraid this thread might end up losing steam before that :-o
:hihi:

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How many Camels need to gurn for the camera before we get some info?

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Big Logic update today. Not an Alchemy to be found...

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mutantdog wrote:How many Camels need to gurn for the camera before we get some info?
How many grains of sand in the Sahara? Take that number, perform speculative algebra and divide the quotient by the square root of the number written on the Apple bank draft.

That will give you the number of hours or days or years (if you're using the Mayan calendar) within 10 percentage points of accuracy in 1 case out of 78. Or so.

More likely will get the full story in July. 2030.
perception: the stuff reality is made of.

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But, has anyone seen Ben there? What t-shirt was he wearing? Who was he hanging with? What phone was he using? How expensive were his sneakers? Was he eating any fruit? Did you have to sign an NDA just to look at him?

We need to know!

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mandolarian wrote: (if you're using the Mayan calendar)
I believe the Mayan calender clearly stated that following the App-ocalypse of 2012, a small band of software developers would transcend this mortal plain and take with them the one true algorithm for complete spiritual enlightenment.

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mutantdog wrote:
mandolarian wrote: (if you're using the Mayan calendar)
I believe the Mayan calender clearly stated that following the App-ocalypse of 2012, a small band of software developers would transcend this mortal plain and take with them the one true algorithm for Komplete spiritual enlightenment.
Fixed it.

However, enlightenment only lasts a moment past the download phase, which is why they offer even more Komplete enlightenment every year.
perception: the stuff reality is made of.

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mods: :hug:
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CA: more bandwidth please - D/Ls are slow! :party:
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L O-freakin' L :)

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Yeah, well done. Good play, sir.

You know, I've been waiting for just the right thread to unveil the following knowledge nugget... and what do you know, a thread about camels! Perfect.

Factoid: The U.S. Army imported camels around 1850 to be used for traversing the harsh Southwest. The experiment was abandoned around the end of the Civil War, though free-roaming camels were seen wandering about into early-/mid- 20th century.
You need to limit that rez, bro.

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kbaccki wrote:Yeah, well done. Good play, sir.

You know, I've been waiting for just the right thread to unveil the following knowledge nugget... and what do you know, a thread about camels! Perfect.

Factoid: The U.S. Army imported camels around 1850 to be used for traversing the harsh Southwest. The experiment was abandoned around the end of the Civil War, though free-roaming camels were seen wandering about into early-/mid- 20th century.
Are you violating your Area 51 NDA? Expect callers imminently.
"I got a car battery and two jumper cables that argue different."
Rust Cohle

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alchemy - methods for transmuting baser metals into gold

hmm accomplished their goal and closed the business. makes sense.

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egbert wrote:
kbaccki wrote:Yeah, well done. Good play, sir.

You know, I've been waiting for just the right thread to unveil the following knowledge nugget... and what do you know, a thread about camels! Perfect.

Factoid: The U.S. Army imported camels around 1850 to be used for traversing the harsh Southwest. The experiment was abandoned around the end of the Civil War, though free-roaming camels were seen wandering about into early-/mid- 20th century.
Are you violating your Area 51 NDA? Expect callers imminently.
I can neither confirm nor deny that camels are currently or have ever been employed for any purpose at Area 51. The U.S. Army Camel Corps was for real, however, though I can't personally confirm that. It was information passed on to me by Henry Rollins, of all people, from an episode of "10 Things You Don't Know About". I know, weird all the way around.
You need to limit that rez, bro.

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Recipe:
Combine the shredded camels and resynthesized leftovers in a large bowl. Whisk together the granular oscillators, factory samples, LFOs, spectral editors, MSEGs and phat camels in a medium bowl, and then add that shit to the large bowl. Mix well to combine and taste of camel for seasoning; add more frustration, mockery, or forgiveness if desired.

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