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Ameyah Audio · Post by **Ameyah Audio** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:22 pm

db3 wrote:NAMM announcement or not....
This thread carries so much intrigue and mystery, it will live on through the annals of time.
Mary Celeste, Roswell, Lord Lucan, Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and now Camel Audio.

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:46 pm

Yes!!!

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:33 pm

It will be like Woodstock, in 45 years millions of people will claim to have posted inanities in this thread. People will joke that if you can remember posting this thread you actually didn't ... Plus ca change...

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:37 pm

I'm glad to say i was speculating in here before it got all popular and commercialised!

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:43 pm

I don't understand the appeal of this thread. It's just beating a dead horse.

We need a new expression - beating a dead camel.

kbaccki · Post by **kbaccki** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:45 pm

Per usual... find Joan, you will have your answers.

Hunter · Post by **Hunter** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:48 pm

wow, creepy.

Phorous · Post by **Phorous** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:00 pm

Maybe they were all arrested while making their latest Alchemy expansion, "Camel Cries". Many of the samples were field recordings of them beating camels with sticks, recorded meticulously in every known stereo configuration. Things started to get really out of hand when Ben suggested they put Spectrasonics to shame and light the camel on fire

Guy Richardson · Post by **Guy Richardson** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:02 pm

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Change of species. Bionic dog/camel.

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:11 pm

Patience, you young'uns. It will be revealed unto you in it's time.

The Holy Camel revealed this unto me.

All

the Almighty Camel.

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:41 pm

trimph1 wrote:Patience, you young'uns. It will be revealed unto you in it's time.

The Holy Camel revealed this unto me.

All the Almighty Camel.

He spaketh unto you? Spilleth thy penetralia!

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:49 pm

Logic X.1 released without Alchemy

jackmazzotti · Post by **jackmazzotti** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:56 pm

they opened an alien vortex in the processes of creating alchemy 2 and they now work for the NSA

egbert · Post by **egbert** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:04 pm

jackmazzotti wrote:they opened an alien vortex in the processes of creating alchemy 2 and they now work for the NSA

Didn't they get the memo?

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure f**k it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:26 pm

I'm sensing the ceasing of this thread, now Omnisphere/Spectrasonix will reign the gossip

Camel Audio ceasing sales? [Update: CA acquired by Apple]