KVR Audio

technoforum · Post by **technoforum** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:27 am

Again we did it... we created 53 .wav-loops (130 bpm) as some sort of 'creditware' for your use: these sounds are free, please download max. 3 files at the same time (using flashget or getright, for example) and feel free to ABuse 'em:

these 2bar-loops are shuffling sick and weird monotone IDM-like glitches, containing clicks&cuts, noises are pretty nice to loop and to layer, it's even possible to create a well-sounding result by layering up to 20 loops at the same time. to abuse 'em i recommend all these so nice xoxos-, smartelektronix- and add.plugz like doppelmangler, cameleon or vertigo. even using 'usual' fx can bring you loads of fun by gating, flangering, phasing and timestretching, pitching and manglin' these sounds.

please note: these loops are some sort of CREDITWARE because we would love to LISTEN to the tracks you've done using 'em:
so, if you use these sounds, please, DROP us an eMail to member.support AT technosluts.net
containing a link to the .mp3-file
...and please do not forget to mention that you've been using some 'nuBlonks' when posting or publishing or releasing your tunes...

BLONK = bleep vs. klonk

finally, here we go:
http://elektrophunk.packts.net/audio/sounds/nublonks/

bigup and enjoy, these sounds are pretty unique!
maria ovenbröd & chris

http://technosluts.net

Teksonik · Post by **Teksonik** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:41 am

Porno Link??? Spare me.

TheWall · Post by **TheWall** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:53 am

Tek, look beyond the first page...

Rave Babe is one of the best ideas I've ever seen.

Teksonik · Post by **Teksonik** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:55 am

No thank you.

bluedad · Post by **bluedad** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:00 pm

Teksonik wrote:Porno Link??? Spare me.

yes, but did you check the link posted above the porno link?

Teksonik · Post by **Teksonik** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:05 pm

Yes there are "Blonks" to download but when clicking on the other link you get pornograhic images.Isn't that against forum rules? Do you want your kids exposed to that? Extremely tasteless humor.

wgreenlee1 · Post by **wgreenlee1** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:13 pm

If you are under 13 years of age or if it is illegal to
view and listen to techno material in your community, please leave

lol

Bonteburg · Post by **Bonteburg** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:56 pm

That's no porn Teksonik, this is called "humour".

scuzzphut · Post by **scuzzphut** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:05 pm

humour or not - the link in the first post leads to a page with porn images on it.

Before you start - I realise that clicking that image takes you to the band/music page.

I still don't see it as clever

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:08 pm

heh..that was pretty funny. Thanks for the samples guys, if I ever do anything serious (nothing I do is serious), I'll send you the track.

I don't see what the big deal is, there's no prOn oncew you get past that first image..

Besides, kids love prOn, ask any priest

mauseoleum · Post by **mauseoleum** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:09 pm

yummmmmmmmmm - I smell pussy ! ! !

mauseoleum · Post by **mauseoleum** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:15 pm

yummmmmmmmmm - I smell pussy ! ! !

:: doppelganger happened ::

technoforum · Post by **technoforum** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:20 pm

we just updated the startpage of technosluts.net with an 100% censored picture even before absolutely NO explicit 'thing' was shown: just hit 'reload' on your browser. we respect your privacy sphere even we do have a giggle about that typical behaviour of especially users within the usa where showing naked skin (breasts) seems to be sooooo disgusting even the usa is the worlds leader in the p*rn industry: thats a well-known paradox we european guys always can shake our heads

so, focus on what we do (nuBLONKS!!!) not how our showcase looks *grin*... enjoy the samples!

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:23 pm

Yo man! Throw the neked chicks on a side link, I love Neked Raver Chicks!!

I TOTALY have no delusions of morality, hook it up!!

mauseoleum · Post by **mauseoleum** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:46 pm

no more pussy? how come?

53 nuBlonks | Free for YOU | 130bpm