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Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:26 pm

mcnelson wrote:Logic sounds at least 20% better than Ableton Live. Only noobs can't hear the difference.

This one unfortunately has factual basis behind it.

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:26 pm

"EBM" means Electronic Boobies Music!

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:27 pm

Motzart wrote all the music he is credited with writing.

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:27 pm

Everything Aphex Twin says is true

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:28 pm

Jumpstyle is made with Viagra!

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:29 pm

House music is made in igloos

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:29 pm

Robert Randolph wrote:
mcnelson wrote:Logic sounds at least 20% better than Ableton Live. Only noobs can't hear the difference.
This one unfortunately has factual basis behind it.

Only if using samples in one of the timestretch modes, ya n00b

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:32 pm

Gazebo wrote the song "I like shampoo" for an advertising agency.

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:32 pm

Daft punk is actually just two actors in masks. The music is made by Barry Manilow really. He didn't want to alienate the unaccountably numerous fans of his smooth easy listening pop sound.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:35 pm

Barry Manilow invented the Marshmallow

Acid Mitch · Post by **Acid Mitch** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:39 pm

Aloysius wrote:House music is made in igloos

Electric Boog-igloos ?

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:41 pm

Three of the best known dance music subgenres are exactly the same, but the audience is so stratified and insular that noone has noticed.

(* and all the others are basically 99% the same)

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:43 pm

Barry Manilow ate my hamster

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:43 pm

If you use big words, other musicians will think you're intelligent.

1wob2many · Post by **1wob2many** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:45 pm

If you buy 1,000 VSTs you are automatically inducted into the Musicians Hall of Fame.

Let's spread some musical misinformation