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Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:25 pm

Chuck Norris invented body popping

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:36 pm

michael jacksons hit 'smooth criminal' was banned in spain as the government believed it was a coded message to children, asking them to stick chewing gum under school desks.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:38 pm

if you stick a pencil up a pit bulls arse it emits a 440hz tone, this is used by orchestras for tuning up. poor doggie

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:45 pm

Sony bought CBS because the girlfriend of the CEO likes Bruce Springsteen

SODDI · Post by **SODDI** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:50 pm

Western musical notation was developed as a secret code to hide the scientific principles of music from the Catholic Church's Inquisition.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:53 pm

people why buy the "now thats what i call music" compilations have the best taste in music possible.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:54 pm

Coldplay are actually very talented musicians who constantly release ground breaking albums

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:06 pm

if you play the recording of any performance of john cages 4, 33 in reverse, you can actually hear the devil saying "is this guy taking the piss?"

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:09 pm

if you lock 20 chimpanzees in a room with 20 random instruments, the result will be freeform jazz.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:11 pm

Gordon Banks was the original drummer in the Led Zeppelin.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:13 pm

jimmy saville invented hip hop.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:16 pm

before leaving to form nine inch nails, trent reznor was one of the founding members of the wurzels. he was asked to leave after being found in a compromising position with livestock at a cornish country fayre.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:17 pm

Showaddywaddy have actually sold more records than Micheal Jackson, but a 2004 tax scandal forced the record company to hide the exact figures.

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:21 pm

The LHC can generate negative frequencies. When you try to do an FFT on them you get the Y2K error.

Beazlebug · Post by **Beazlebug** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:25 pm

Akais Rhythm Wolf is really made by Fisher Price on behalf of of Akai. If you hit the pads hard enough little animals pop up and make realistic farmyard sounds (with a fierce 100% analog signal path)

Let's spread some musical misinformation