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chaosWyrM · Post by **chaosWyrM** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:37 pm

the "brown" note is actually taupe.

ccDuckett · Post by **ccDuckett** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:39 pm

Lemmy Kilmister and Zamfir are holed up in a studio in Barbados, working on a 27-track tribute to Lalo Schifrin, to be released on Bastille Day 2016.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:42 pm

David Lee Roth is Axl Rose's father

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:45 pm

The riots at the debut performance of Stravinsky's 'Rite of Spring' actually happened after Kanye West's great-grandfather stormed the stage and demanded a performance by Mae West.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:53 pm

xray machines in airports where brought in to stop zz top smuggling immigrant sex slaves around the world hidden in their beards.

chaosWyrM · Post by **chaosWyrM** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:55 pm

carl orff's o fortuna was intended for fish only.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:58 pm

when they werent performing run dmc wore nike.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:01 pm

when hes bored elton john drives a black cab around london.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:05 pm

I once wrote a song in the key of K#. My theory professor was about to give me an F, until I showed him my circle of 11ths.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:06 pm

Sandstorm was sampled from an unpublished Mendelssohn b-side.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:08 pm

Dieter Bohlen broke his dick off

standalone · Post by **standalone** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:17 pm

Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, etc., all of them used to say "I am a pro" when talking with amateur musicians.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:22 pm

kieth richards is the reanimated corpse of armenhotep.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:23 pm

Rick Astley is actually going to give you up, let you down, run around, and desert you. He'll also make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, and hurt you.

The man is a filthy little liar.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:24 pm

chris martin only farts once a year, it is the signal for the first day of spring.

Let's spread some musical misinformation