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Biome_Digital · Post by **Biome_Digital** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:35 pm

In Thailand the spreading of musical misinformation is punishable by death of a thousand cuts by guitar string whips.

That's a fact, look it up!

Anyway, this thread is 'disinformation', edit title please or face the whip!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:36 pm

after live performances christina aguileras knickers are wrung out into jars, the contents of the jars are then used to add flavour to prawn cocktail crisps.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:47 pm

The greatest Einhorn player in history was John Finkel.
Without a doubt.

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:08 am

DeadMau5 used to play foghorn in his high school band.

CableChannel · Post by **CableChannel** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:14 am

Booze numbs creativity

Chapelle · Post by **Chapelle** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:27 am

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:47 am

deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) is Bob Dylan's (Robert Zimmerman) son.

seismic1 · Post by **seismic1** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:18 am

Ring modulation is not all that it's cracked up to be.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:20 am

A Bassoon is not a real thing.
Someone made it up one day and everyone just went with it...

Same with oboes.
No one has ever actually seen an oboe.

t3toooo · Post by **t3toooo** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:29 am

EDM was made for dancing.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:41 am

DJ = musician

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:00 am

Pianos are the best keyboard instruments because they're heavy.

cron · Post by **cron** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:02 am

Plug-ins actually run on your monitor, not your computer. That's why many studios have two or even three of them.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:05 am

A tiny bit of bacon grease on the tip of your drumsticks does wonders!

bongo_x · Post by **bongo_x** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:09 am

People don’t like your music because you don’t have the right equipment. And you don’t quantize and tune tight enough.

Expensive gear is no different from cheap gear, it’s all a scam. Same with studios, there’s no difference between what you can produce in a major studio and what you make in your bedroom on your laptop in between online porn sessions.

There’s no benefit to collaborating; if you’re really any good you’ll do the whole thing yourself without others trying to ruin and dilute your genius.

Let's spread some musical misinformation