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Doug1978 · Post by **Doug1978** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:24 pm

King Tubby was originally known as King Tabby, due to his childhood love of Abyssinian cats.

Ghostwave · Post by **Ghostwave** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:37 pm

Many EDM "producers" own a special computer keyboard for stage duties.
It features only one key: a giant spacebar.

cron · Post by **cron** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:45 pm

You can access microtonal notes by poking a hairpin between any 2 keys on a piano (or any keyboard instrument/controller).

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:46 pm

Karten wrote:Many EDM "producers" own a special computer keyboard for stage duties.
It features only one key: a giant spacebar.

Cmon man, you know that's not true. Why spread the EDM hate? Yes, EDM producers often use a special computer, but it doesn't have a giant spacebar, it has a wheel.

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:49 pm

thecontrolcentre wrote:Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney ...

Who?

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:52 pm

VariKusBrainZ wrote:
thecontrolcentre wrote:Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney ...
Who?

No the who were discovered by simon cowell

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:54 pm

bibz1st wrote:
VariKusBrainZ wrote:
thecontrolcentre wrote:Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney ...
Who?
No the who were discovered by simon cowell

S'right

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:56 pm

ghettosynth wrote: Yes, EDM producers often use a special computer, but it doesn't have a giant spacebar, it has a wheel.

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:02 pm

I am the god of hell fire!

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:03 pm

Kanye West had Kim Kardashians arse enlarged as it originally had a noise cancelling affect ruining his car stereo enjoyment.

On a side note, she now has to wear specially tailored panties designed to endure the stress of the moons gravitational pull on her butt cheeks.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:25 pm

An artist of Kanye West's caliber would never marry a shallow, self-absorbed attention seeker with no talent.

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:39 pm

Jordan Rudess is our hero.

The supportive frame of a portable toilet is known as a "John Cage."

No one has ever seen Merzbow and Rebecca Black in the same place at the same time. Very suspicious if you ask me.

Thomas Edison did not invent circuit bending, but stole credit for it from one of his unpaid interns.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:01 pm

Deep Purple wrote:An artist of Kanye West's caliber would never marry a shallow, self-absorbed attention seeker with no talent.

I won't either! Only shallow, self-absorbed attention seekers who are very talented at seeking attention, self-absorption and shallowness!

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:04 pm

Karajan only started conducting because he got stick fetish

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:40 pm

N00bs never start "how I make music?" threads on KVR ... they always do a thorough forum search after learning to play a few instruments.

Let's spread some musical misinformation