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highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:00 am

VariKusBrainZ wrote:Dr Dre invented the Illuminati so he could subliminally advertise his range of 'Dre Brella' umbrellas

Oh, werd.
Yeah, Snoop uses dem fo' drizzle.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:02 am

hibidy wrote:
highkoo wrote:Beyonce had the greatest music video of all time. !!... ?.... !
Beck is less deserving.

He's a loser, baby.

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:23 am

Long guitar solos on stage will generate lots of girls later the same night.

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:35 am

Heavy metal was started by accident...someone dropped an anvil on Uncle Ben....

bmrzycki · Post by **bmrzycki** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:35 am

Dr. Dre retired from Hip Hop to create a brand of headphones that are both reasonably priced and have a very flat response.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:37 am

Madonna is still like a virgin.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:37 am

An improperly tuned kazoo is deadly to Macedonians under the age of seven.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:59 am

bmrzycki wrote:Dr. Dre retired from Hip Hop

You could have stopped right there.

TB4C · Post by **TB4C** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:08 pm

"The Police" are regrouping, modernising and are bringing Vst Synths into their Prison Cell Studio. They Claim that Sylenth will hold a captive audience due to the much attention it gets by the Software criminals aka "The Pirates of the internet surf".... however their lead Singer "Sting" is at odds with the rest of the band again as he prefers "Hive", he feels it resonates better with His name and Stage persona as Hive has more of a Buzz to it.

In other news Modern Talking has been also active in the futuristic upgrading of their "sound" with the introduction of Vocaloids and Vocoders.. Dieter has been Qouted saying that Daft Punk had showed them the proverbial lazerlight around the world so that they can be faster, stronger, better...... now with the introduction of Ayo technology they will henceforth be known as Ultra-Modern Talking!

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:23 pm

Justin Beiber used to be one of The Krankies before his sex change ...

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:38 pm

Cher started her career as part of a duo with her identical twin sister,
"Cher and Cher Alike"

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:41 pm

Gary Glitter used to entertain children....oh wait

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:55 pm

The Who's records have satanic messages on them, you can hear them if you play the record forward.

Touch The Universe · Post by **Touch The Universe** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:01 pm

You can learn everything there is to know on how to make music within ten years.

ZentralmassivSound · Post by **ZentralmassivSound** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:03 pm

Tjgoa wrote:You can learn everything there is to know on how to make music within ten years.

AFAIK the rule says ten months.

Let's spread some musical misinformation